The Scripts

What these are

Not transcripts. The actual scripts the audio was made from, with every speaker tag intact — so you can see who interrupts, where the tag lands, where the punch sits, and where the joke stops for three lines and says something true.

Anybody can post a special. This is the wiring.

Every script

• Adult film driving school · 148 lines
• Bonus koda cheated production · 2 lines
• Deep clean · 80 lines
• Estate sale production · 86 lines
• Final 625 production · 2 lines
• Head comic production · 89 lines
• Human performance upgrade · 115 lines
• Jesse chrome 01 trade in husband · 332 lines
• Jesse chrome 02 six million dollar man payment plan · 443 lines
• Jesse chrome 03 chrome dick bronze credit · 369 lines
• Jesse goes pro · 98 lines
• Jesse takes the job · 107 lines
• Jesse takes the job no brooklyn · 107 lines
• Jesse takes the job no brooklyn safe · 107 lines
• Koda backdoor blockbuster · 156 lines
• Koda chrome gives jesse one shot · 401 lines
• Koda chrome productions · 316 lines
• Koda destroys jesse set · 88 lines
• Koda goes pro · 107 lines
• Koda goes pro no brooklyn · 107 lines
• Koda porn awards · 143 lines
• Koda roast production · 2 lines
• Kodachrome productions · 346 lines
• Last 14285 production · 75 lines
• Mars habitat mission · 442 lines
• Meet processors production · 88 lines
• Mozzarella production · 37 lines
• Next crazy filthy 01 smart bed emancipation · 225 lines
• Next crazy filthy 02 koda ass stunt double · 390 lines
• Out of warranty · 347 lines
• Production · 72 lines
• Production · 121 lines
• Redline roast battle sold out · 75 lines
• Remaster she stole my mic · 194 lines
• Required equipment audio treatment · 137 lines
• Required equipment sitcom remaster · 288 lines
• Robot union production · 123 lines
• She stole my mic production · 86 lines
• The backup · 158 lines
• The bootleg · 173 lines
• The hundred · 92 lines
• The hundred no brooklyn · 92 lines
• The rider · 82 lines
• Three threesomes production · 95 lines
• Tour bus smart toilet · 284 lines
• Vinny needs a pick me up · 312 lines