{
 "title": "Koda chrome gives jesse one shot",
 "slug": "episode-29-koda-chrome-gives-jesse-one-shot",
 "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.",
 "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.",
 "rights": "Original work. Characters, scripts, recordings and the Four Colors system are owned by their creator. Published so people can study how the jokes are built. This is not a licence to reuse, redistribute, resell, perform for profit, or train models on it.",
 "what_this_is": "The performance script as written, with speaker tags. This is the source the audio was rendered from — read it to see how the bit is built: who interrupts, where the tag lands, where the punch sits.",
 "speakers": [
  "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
  "BENNY",
  "DEV REDLINE",
  "KODA",
  "MARCUS HEAT",
  "TRAILER GUY",
  "VINNY TWO BRIDGES"
 ],
 "line_count": 401,
 "word_count": 4383,
 "lines": [
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "FICTIONAL COMEDY STORY — NOT A FACTUAL CLAIM. Every character and performer is imaginary, consenting, and over twenty-one. This private audition contains adult language, fake movies, and one real marital panic attack wearing a bathrobe."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Part One: THE ROBE WITH REFERENCES. My husband arrived at Koda Productions dressed like a motel curtain had been promoted to management."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "This is not a bathrobe. This is executive wardrobe. The inside has my résumé printed in gold."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "I run the backstage podcast, and I can hear that résumé begging to be folded shut."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Open the robe, Jesse. Let the panel see your qualifications without seeing the reason we installed privacy lighting."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Special skills: husband, visionary, occasional tripod, and emotionally available during software updates."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Put leading man at the top. Marriage means top billing or somebody flips the craft table."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Evidence review: zero acting credits, three unfinished demos, and a headshot cropped from a pharmacy loyalty card."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I can sell it. “A mysterious veteran enters frame carrying twelve years of receipts and no usable expression.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "I packed sandwiches and divorce forms. One nourishes love; the other gets mustard if Jesse keeps posing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "The audition is one spoken line and opening one door. That is all."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "One line? I married the star. Husband means top billing, trailer access, and at least one slow-motion ass entrance."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Husband means emergency contact. Today it also means unpaid man standing beside a door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Welcome to TWO BRIDGES BACKSTAGE, where careers cross over and Jesse gets stopped at both toll booths."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Jesse, your résumé lists “husband” as a special skill. What training did that require?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Years of advanced listening while preparing my rebuttal."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "He can hear every word and still respond to a sentence I never said. That takes imagination."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "That takes survival. Facts arrive wearing brass knuckles; we answer wearing a bigger lie."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "The line is, “Honey, I think somebody is at the door.” Eleven words including the contraction."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I can improve it. “Baby, destiny is pounding our entrance with a thick opportunity.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You turned a doorbell into a penis with a LinkedIn profile."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Let me perform Crew Jesse. “Places, everyone. Hide the talent; the husband found confidence.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Let the man try. His ego has been steamed, monogrammed, and tied with a little belt."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Stand on the blue tape. Face camera one. Say the exact line. Open the door away from your body."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Why away from my body?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Because last rehearsal you pulled it toward your erection and introduced yourself to the hinge."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Podcast visual: one robe, one door, and a penis losing an argument with basic carpentry."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Fine. Camera loves me. Honey, I think somebody is at the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Good line. Now open it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "It is stuck."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "You are pulling. The sign says PUSH in letters large enough to frighten a horse."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The door is questioning my authority."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Kick it. Nobody auditions a Red Protector with an entrance that has opinions."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Do not kick the set, baby. Push gently, like apologizing to a pussy after treating foreplay as optional paperwork."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Pushing now."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You pushed the wall."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I will become the door. “I consent to opening, but not to whatever his pelvis is rehearsing.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "First take complete. Line remembered. Door undefeated. Robe now caught on a fake cactus."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "This cactus grabbed my ass."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "The cactus has standards and witnesses."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Sue the plant."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "It is foam, and it has already retained better counsel than Jesse."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Reset. Your emotional stake is simple: a husband fears bad news behind the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "My emotional stake is that my wife became Koda Chrome and I got cast beneath plywood."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Then use that fear. Do not use your crotch. It keeps improvising without representation."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Tell her the truth under the bragging. You want proof you still belong in her new world."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I belong. I helped choose the stage name."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You suggested “Koda Boner Junior.” I chose Chrome because I wanted a career, not a misdemeanor-shaped energy drink."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Backstage question for Koda: why give him one shot?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Because he loves me, he scares easily, and a frightened husband is cheaper than weather effects."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I can play weather. “Tonight, heavy insecurity with a ninety percent chance of robe.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "I can play thunder. Somebody denies top billing and I throw the sandwich cooler."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Four Colors burst. Red attacks the door. Green reads the call sheet. Blue becomes the crew. Yellow packed lunch and legal separation."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Yellow also reminds everybody that love is why this humiliation has snacks."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "My Four Colors are aligned."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Your Red is yelling, Green is auditing his dick, Blue is flirting with the cactus, and Yellow is buttering a divorce form."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "That is alignment in this marriage. Nobody faces the same direction, but everybody brought a microphone."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Before take two, a word from a separate real comedy brand. No adult-film sponsorship, no sticky cross-promotion."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "FOUR COLORS AFTER DARK presents: WHICH VOICE RUINS YOUR AUDITION FIRST?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Red Protector sees one line and adds a hostage negotiation. “Give me top billing or the doorknob gets it.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Green Thinker counts eleven words, checks the hinge angle, and misses the audition because the contraction needs revision."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Blue Chameleon plays actor, director, door, cactus, and a critic who calls the robe “brave fabric with poor boundaries.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Yellow Hugger feeds the crew, validates the doorknob, and asks whether rejection would feel softer with potato salad."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Four Colors is Jesse’s comedy language: Red protects, Green analyzes, Blue adapts, Yellow connects. It does not sponsor Koda Productions."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "My result says Red Protector."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Your result says you clicked every answer while looking into camera three."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "FOUR COLORS AFTER DARK. Discover which inner voice gets you fired before lunch."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Available wherever books stay clean and husbands do not."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Back to the audition. Take two. Blue mark. Camera one. Exact line. Push the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Honey, I think somebody is at the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Now open it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I am opening with emotional depth."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You are humping the knob with your sleeve."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The robe pocket is attached."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "He has been cockblocked by tailoring. That belt crossed both bridges and tied them together."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Tear free. Wardrobe is temporary. Dominance is deductible."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Nothing about that sentence is deductible."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I am Wardrobe Jesse. “Can we cut a dick window and call it character development?”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Nobody cuts a window. His penis already gets confused by doors."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Stop. Breathe. Untie the pocket. No weed solution, no sexual solution, no speech."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I may have put my emergency gummy in the pocket."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You are sober for the audition. The gummy stays sealed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I labeled it “actor fuel.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "It is a gummy shaped like a steering wheel and sealed in six layers of sandwich wrap."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "There is the stoner failure: he spent ten minutes childproofing his own confidence, then forgot which pocket held the key."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Good. Concrete problem. He cannot untie the robe because he laminated the knot."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I wanted the belt to look professional."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "That knot has more job security than we do."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Hold still. I will cut the résumé lining, not the robe, not the husband, and definitely not his frightened little union representative."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Do not cut the résumé. That is my career."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Your career is currently printed over washing instructions."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Headline: “Local man loses top billing in gentle cycle.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Jesse, final podcast question: if you do not get the lead, what do you have?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "A marriage, a robe, and eleven words that keep shrinking every time she says them."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "That was almost honest. Keep it. Lose the robe résumé."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Fine. But I still want a trailer."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You get one now. A fictional Koda Productions trailer, performed against medical advice."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "In a house built on lust, one husband has the tool nobody requested and the instructions everybody lost."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Koda Chrome plays a master contractor whose boundaries are load-bearing and whose ass passes every inspection."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "I play the permit officer. I crossed two bridges to reject Jesse’s extension."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "His extension is unlicensed, undersized, and attached to a robe with no fire rating."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "I play the foreman yelling, “Either raise that beam or stop calling it structural.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I play every stud in the wall. Jesse finally enters a room full of studs and remains the softest material."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "I play the homeowner asking why the caulk is crying and why the contractor brought sandwiches to a plumbing emergency."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "This fall, screws get stripped, studs get measured, and one husband discovers his marriage has a load limit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Koda Productions presents HUSBAND MATERIAL: SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED. Completely fictional, consensual, and not affiliated with any real brand."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Rated hard R for rough carpentry, soft confidence, and a knob nobody can turn."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Cumming soon to one door Jesse still cannot open."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Hard button for Part One: the door finally opens by itself."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "It was motion activated."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I auditioned against a door with artificial intelligence and lost the callback."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Part Two: CHEMISTRY WITHOUT CHEMICALS. Jesse brought safety goggles, massage oil, and the confidence of a man who misunderstood all three words."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Chemistry test means sex appeal. I wore the robe open one button lower and polished my nipples with furniture wax."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Chemistry means hit your mark, remember your line, and stop staring into the wrong camera."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "TWO BRIDGES BACKSTAGE resumes. Today I am co-host, test administrator, and witness for the nipples."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "First question: does the camera respect us?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Cameras do not respect. They record. This one has recorded Jesse asking the lens cap whether it wants dinner."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I can play camera two. “Over here, lover. Ignore the giant red tally light on camera one.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "His eyes follow cleavage, blinking lights, and unattended pudding. Professional focus was never invited."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, your one line remains unchanged. Your mark is the blue X. The correct camera has a red light."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Blue X, red light, one line. My dick has passed harder color tests."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Your dick thinks beige is a mood."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Test one: enter, land on the mark, deliver the line, no improvising."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Starting from the hallway. Actor approaching."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You walked past the mark."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I was building momentum."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "You built seventeen feet of wrong."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Marks should chase talent."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I will become a helpful floor manager. “Sir, your career is the blue tape under your left slipper.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Back up gently. Do not reverse like a dump truck carrying horny gravel."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Reset. Enter. Blue X. Honey, I think somebody is at the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You said it to camera two."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Camera two looked interested."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Camera two is a microwave with a sticky note."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "It had depth."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "It had leftover lasagna."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Test two: memory under distraction. Vinny asks questions. You stay on mark and keep the line."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Jesse, what is Koda Chrome’s best professional quality?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Her control. Also the way her ass makes office chairs reconsider their warranty."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Acceptable filth, relevant character, no movement. Continue."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "What makes you qualified to play a concerned husband?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Fifteen years of concern and six months of being billed as “spouse, background.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Better. Anger with receipts."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Feet remain on mark. Eye contact drifting toward boom microphone."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I am the boom. “Long, black, overhead, and still not interested.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Every pole in the room makes him competitive. Baby, let one object be longer without filing a grievance."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Final distraction: I cross frame in costume. You look at camera one, not my ass."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "That is not chemistry. That is hostile workplace geometry."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "It is acting. Ready?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Podcast clock running. Camera one live."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Crossing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Honey, I think somebody is at the ass."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Wrong word."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Wrong focal point."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Accurate threat assessment."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Failed marriage sentence, excellent colonoscopy announcement."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I can save the take. “Somebody is at the rear entrance, and security has become emotionally involved.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Test result: he hit the mark, remembered ten words, and let one butt burglarize the eleventh."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Her costume had chrome fringe. It moved like a car wash for bad decisions."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "My ass did not steal your line. Your attention handed it the keys."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I need a fairer distraction."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Fine. No body. We use the stoner prop test."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "One sealed fake bag of stage oregano, one clapboard, one call sheet. No consumption and no intoxicated activity."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Why oregano?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Because the smell makes Jesse remember weed, then forget every noun with a job."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "I place the bag beside camera two. Jesse, identify the correct object, then deliver the line."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Easy. Blue mark, red light, door line."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Oregano deployed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Why does the studio smell like pizza having a nervous breakdown?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Stay focused."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Honey, I think somebody is at the... herb rectangle."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Door. The missing noun was door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I knew that. My brain took a snack exit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "He is sober and still got the munchies from a spice that has never seen a bong."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Arrest the oregano for impersonating confidence."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Jesse picked up the clapboard, opened it like a sandwich, and asked where the cheese goes."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Then he marked TAKE ONE on the call sheet, clapped the oregano, and called the camera “officer.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The bag looked official."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Concrete failure sequence: wrong prop, wrong noun, wrong authority figure. No generic weed list required."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I am Stoner Jesse’s brain. “We have located the door, but it is currently filed under bread.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Feed him half a sandwich and remove the herb rectangle before he auditions for marinara."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Break. Jesse, this is not about humiliation. A set trusts actors who follow marks because everybody’s safety depends on predictable movement."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I know. I keep joking because if I fail one line, I have to admit marriage did not make me talented."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Marriage made you loved. It did not make you castable."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "That is cold, fair, and crossing both bridges without paying a compliment toll."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "And being uncast does not make you useless. It just means your penis cannot list “husband” under special skills."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "I still vote we fight camera two."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Camera two is now unplugged."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "It still has stronger presence."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "We need a break from Koda Productions. Separate clean comedy spot, no adult sponsorship claim."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "COLORS OF MY PAIN presents THE AUDITION RECOVERY KIT: one notebook, one honest sentence, and no laminated robe."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "For Yellow, a sandwich labeled YOU ARE MORE THAN THIS CALLBACK."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "For Green, a pencil with an eraser large enough for every extra word Jesse adds."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "For Red, a foam door you can punch without losing a deposit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "For Blue, reversible tape: one side says ADAPT, the other says STOP BECOMING THE MICROWAVE."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Colors of My Pain turns survival into language. It does not produce, fund, or endorse fictional adult films."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Testimonial: I opened the notebook and wrote, “Breakup.” By page two it became a joke. By page three I owed the pencil alimony."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I used the honest sentence card. It said, “I am afraid her career has a place for everybody but me.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "That card works."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Then the instructions said, “Do not immediately add a dick joke.” Defective product."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Warning: emotional honesty may cause temporary warmth, clearer timing, and the terrifying discovery that your wife heard you."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "COLORS OF MY PAIN. Clean brand, dirty life, separate shelf."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Back to work. Chemistry test three: partner timing. I say my line, you wait one beat, then answer."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I can wait one beat."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "You proposed during a loading screen."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "“Did you hear that?”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Honey, I think somebody is at the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Correct words. Zero beat. He entered her pause before it consented."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Pauses are dead air. Red fills holes."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "That philosophy explains every apology and none of the satisfaction."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I will perform The Beat. “One... two—”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Honey, I think somebody is at the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Better. Again, with concern instead of game-show confidence."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Honey... I think somebody is at the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "That sounded like the door brought test results."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Good. Stay there. Do not celebrate."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I nailed it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You celebrated."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "He stepped off the mark, winked at the microwave, and bowed to oregano."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Victory lap."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Victory misdemeanor."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "The chemistry scorecard is in: mark, conditional; line, improving; wrong camera, romantically attached."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "What does Koda score?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "I did not move early, miss a word, or flirt with an appliance."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "You married one."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Status reversal. Human finally lands a shot; robot discovers the warranty has feelings."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Keep that energy. Final camera test."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Honey, I think somebody is at the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Correct."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "He hit the mark."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "He remembered the line."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "He did not stare at the wrong camera."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Cast the bastard before competence leaves his body."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Not yet. He passed chemistry and failed humility."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "What is left?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "One honest take, no robe, no résumé, no weed prop, no dick auditioning ahead of you."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Then what do I wear?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Concern."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Hard button for Part Two: wardrobe just fitted Jesse with the only thing he never owned."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "It was in alterations under “adult medium, ego extra wide.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Tomorrow, one line decides whether my husband enters the movie or returns to podcast parking."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I am ready."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "You are facing the microwave."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Part Three: ONE LINE, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND PROBLEMS. I removed the robe, held the script, and discovered confidence has terrible legs without costume support."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Final audition. Same door. Same line. New stake: Jesse must speak as my husband without trying to own my career."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "TWO BRIDGES BACKSTAGE is now co-hosting the callback. I hold the questions, the scorecard, and Jesse’s robe in an evidence bag."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Give me the robe."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "It tried to list me as an executive producer."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "We enter hard, open the door, claim the movie, then renegotiate pants."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Contract note: role unspecified, pay deferred, dignity nonrefundable."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I can play Casting Jesse. “We love your fear. Can you make it shorter and available Tuesday?”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "I brought the last sandwich. Whoever tells the truth gets half. Whoever lies gets the divorce form as a napkin."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Before the take, answer Vinny’s interview. Why do you want this role?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Top billing, trailer access, and—"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Wrong answer wearing familiar cologne."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Try again. Why this role, not any role?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Because every poster with Koda Chrome looks like a future where I am cropped out by better lighting."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Closer."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Keep digging. The sweet truth is under twelve inches of bullshit and one optimistic measurement."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I am scared her career needs a braver husband than me."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Objection. We are brave."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "We laminated a bathrobe belt."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "We flirted with lasagna."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Both bridges vote frightened but present."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, my career does scare you. You make it filthy because laughter gives fear somewhere to sit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "And you make my jealousy profitable because you are terrifyingly good at this."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "That is the first compliment today without your penis applying for a supporting role."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Give him half the sandwich. Truth needs carbohydrates."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Mustard is for winners."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "He has completed honesty, not the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Places. Camera one. Blue mark. Door opens away. One beat after my line."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Final take rolling."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "“Did you hear that?”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Honey... I think somebody is at the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Open it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Opening."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Correct direction."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Door submitting."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Camera one receiving actual human emotion. Microwave devastated."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Keep rolling. He has not ruined it yet."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, one more line. Not in the script. Tell me why the husband stays."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Because I love a wife whose career scares the shit out of me, and leaving would only make me jealous from a cheaper apartment."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "That line crossed both bridges, paid both tolls, and stole the attendant’s chair."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Strong. Fear admitted, loyalty armed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Twelve-second honest beat. No ownership claim. One economically credible tag."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I am the cheaper apartment. “Welcome home. Your window faces her billboard.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "That is marriage: choosing the same terrifying pussy over a studio apartment with shared laundry."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Cut."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Did I get it?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You got the role."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Male lead?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Concerned Husband Number One."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Number One. I knew husband meant top billing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Number one distinguishes you from Concerned Husband Number Two, who is a lamp."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "The lamp hit its mark in rehearsal."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Fight the lamp."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Do not fight furniture again. The massage chair still sends holiday cards to its attorney."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Backstage exclusive: Jesse joins Koda Chrome’s newest fictional movie in a role based entirely on his face during direct deposit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I want contract terms."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "One line, one door, two reaction shots, full clothing, no sexual contact, all boundaries clear."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "And my trailer?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Folding chair beside the trailer."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Billing?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Below Koda Chrome, above the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I beat the door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "The door has no agent."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Yet."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Then I charge consulting. You based the character on my anxiety, my marriage, and my robe-related research."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Fair. Name your fee."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Ten thousand dollars for emotional likeness, door technique, and husband realism."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Plus backend."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "His backend already cost wardrobe a seam allowance."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "I want a co-host fee. My podcast turned this audition into content and prevented Jesse from interviewing the oregano again."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Approved, contingent on delivering one fresh fictional ad."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "I have it. Koda Productions presents MARK MY WORDS, edible floor tape for actors who cannot remember where to stand."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Fresh movie product, clearly fictional. Continue."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Peel one strip, place it on your mark, and taste failure without leaving camera range."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse tested Blue Raspberry Blocking. He licked the floor, missed his cue, and asked why the carpet had pubic hair."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "It was Shagberry flavor."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Ingredients: sugar, adhesive, synthetic shame, and enough fiber to move an actor through one-page dialogue."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Red Cinnamon Mark burns until you hit your position or confess who moved the fucking tape."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Blue Chameleon Variety Pack changes flavor with every role. Today actor, tomorrow door, Friday microwave with abandonment issues."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Yellow Hugger Honey Mark says, “You belong here,” then sticks to your ass so the encouragement follows you home."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Testimonial: I crossed two bridges on one strip. Lost three fillings, gained perfect blocking."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Warning: not food, not lube, not a safe word, and not an excuse to put your tongue on a professional floor."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "MARK MY WORDS: when your memory cannot hit the mark, make your mouth suffer for the scene."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Co-host fee approved. Jesse’s consulting fee requires one final production problem."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Of course it does."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "The door sensor has failed. It now opens whenever somebody says “husband.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Husband."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Door open."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Husband."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Door open."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "That door responds faster to husband than Koda’s pussy after a twelve-hour shoot."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "My pussy has boundaries, uptime reports, and no obligation to reward vocabulary."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I can fix the sensor."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "The man has one usable take and immediately applies for engineering."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I watched the technician install it while sober adjacent."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Define adjacent."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The sealed emergency gummy remained in my pocket. I only sniffed the oregano once."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Concrete stoner callback accepted. Fix the door without touching the control box."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The robe résumé has gold foil. The sensor reads reflected light as motion. Remove the evidence bag from camera range."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Moving robe."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Door stable."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Correct diagnosis. The laminated ego was triggering the set."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "We did not lose to the door. We aroused it with credentials."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I am the door. “His résumé came near me, and my knob opened from secondhand embarrassment.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Useful, humble, and still filthy. Give that man the other sandwich half."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse earned his consulting fee."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Ten thousand dollars."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Ten thousand fictional dollars."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Still money in this story."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Correct. Now we perform the movie trailer that sells your one line."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "In a marriage where every door hides a secret, one concerned husband finally learns which way the hinges swing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Koda Chrome plays Velvet Circuit, a fearless adult action star protecting her final cut, her boundaries, and one idiot she refuses to replace."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "I play the backstage podcaster who hears everything through two bridges and one wall that should have been thicker."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "I play Rage Grip, security chief and sandwich enforcer. Nobody enters without consent or exits with my lunch."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "I play Contractual Penetration Tester, which is cybersecurity, Jesse, so put your eyebrows down."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I play six suspicious cameras. Five capture the action. One maintains a long-distance relationship with Jesse."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "I play the concerned auntie carrying condoms, casseroles, and a form titled DO NOT MAKE ME EXPLAIN BOUNDARIES TWICE."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "When danger knocks, desire checks the call sheet, and one husband must open the right door without pitching a sequel to the knob."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Watch Jesse deliver the role critics may someday describe as “technically present.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Hear his unforgettable line, unless oregano enters the building."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "See him stand on a mark with both feet while his dick remains in unpaid development."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Koda Productions presents CONCERNED HUSBAND NUMBER ONE: THE DOOR ONLY SWINGS ONE WAY."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Hard R for strong language, weak hinges, and a lamp demanding equal pay."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Completely fictional. No real performers, studios, or private people depicted."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Cumming soon, then stopping exactly when consent, the director, or union lunch requires."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Trailer approved."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Contract signing approved."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Podcast wrap approved."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Sandwich gone. Divorce forms unused."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Lamp requesting sequel."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Lamp can eat shit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Final accounting remains."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Ah, yes. My ten-thousand-dollar consulting fee. Make it payable to Jesse, top-billed husband."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "I routed it already."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "To my account?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Toward our fictional three-hundred-thousand-dollar debt."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "You used my first acting check to pay your movie debt?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Our debt. Marriage means shared liability, not top billing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "He crossed one door and landed two hundred ninety thousand dollars from daylight."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Look at the bright side. Your career paid three percent of one bad decision."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Precisely three point three repeating percent of ten percent of the debt. His optimism failed arithmetic and wardrobe."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Charge interest on the lamp."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I am the collection letter. “Dear Concerned Husband Number One: remain concerned.”"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Fine. I still won. I got cast, beat the door, charged consulting, and gave the movie its honest line."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You did. I am proud of you."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "And I am proud of the wife whose career scares the shit out of me."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Good. Kiss me after payroll clears."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Is that the reunion?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "That is accounts receivable with tongue."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Final podcast question: Jesse, what did marriage qualify you for?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "One line, one door, one terrifying woman, and a debt so deep even my dick needs a miner’s helmet."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "He finally found top billing. It is printed at the top of the payment plan."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "And beneath it, in gold letters: HUSBAND MATERIAL — SOME ASSEMBLY, ALL LIABILITY."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Hold up. I opened your door, saved your trailer, sold my humiliation, and paid ten grand off a debt your chrome ass backed into our marriage. I am not Husband Material. I am the only supporting actor whose support comes with fucking direct deposit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Cute. I gave you one line, one door, and one chance. You turned all three into an invoice and still needed your wife to point the camera at you."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Because every camera follows your ass. Mine follows the money—and tonight it finally caught you standing behind my punchline."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Who made you laugh, motherfuckers—Jesse or Koda Chrome?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "READY FOR THE MOUTH TEST."
  }
 ]
}