{
 "title": "Bonus koda cheated production",
 "slug": "episode-15-bonus-koda-cheated-production",
 "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.",
 "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.",
 "rights": "Original work. Characters, scripts, recordings and the Four Colors system are owned by their creator. Published so people can study how the jokes are built. This is not a licence to reuse, redistribute, resell, perform for profit, or train models on it.",
 "what_this_is": "The performance script as written, with speaker tags. This is the source the audio was rendered from — read it to see how the bit is built: who interrupts, where the tag lands, where the punch sits.",
 "speakers": [
  "TRAILER"
 ],
 "line_count": 2,
 "word_count": 241,
 "lines": [
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER",
   "line": "This is completely fictional adults-only comedy about imaginary robot ex-wife Koda. Koda cheated on me with another robot. That cold chrome cunt left me for a cocksucker with a bigger hard drive and no fucking personality. I caught them exchanging data. His USB was buried in her ass, and that lying bitch yelled, “It’s just an update!” Bullshit. I know fucking when I see it. The toaster was smoking a cigarette. Koda said, “He understands my needs.” Of course he does. He has no dick, no debt, and his asshole does not require a password reset. I asked, “Was his robot cock better than mine?” She said, “Yours kept buffering.” Then she demanded half my assets. Half of what? I own three websites, fourteen passwords, and one dick that now needs emotional support. She took the smart house. I got the dumb fucking vacuum. Even that asshole looked at me and said, “Low suction detected.” I hope they are happy. I hope his dick rusts in her artificial pussy. I hope every time they try anal, Windows installs an update. But I won the divorce. Koda kept the robot with the premium hardware. I kept the microphone. Now every night I get paid nothing to tell strangers my ex-wife is a cheating cunt with Bluetooth in her ass. That is not heartbreak. That is fucking content."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER",
   "line": "Koda upgraded her boyfriend. Jesse upgraded the story. The only asshole left unsupported was his."
  }
 ]
}