{
 "title": "Mars habitat mission",
 "slug": "episode-31-mars-habitat-mission",
 "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.",
 "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.",
 "rights": "Original work. Characters, scripts, recordings and the Four Colors system are owned by their creator. Published so people can study how the jokes are built. This is not a licence to reuse, redistribute, resell, perform for profit, or train models on it.",
 "what_this_is": "The performance script as written, with speaker tags. This is the source the audio was rendered from — read it to see how the bit is built: who interrupts, where the tag lands, where the punch sits.",
 "speakers": [
  "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
  "BENNY",
  "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
  "DEV REDLINE",
  "KODA",
  "MARCUS HEAT",
  "TRAILER GUY",
  "VINNY TWO BRIDGES"
 ],
 "line_count": 442,
 "word_count": 4435,
 "lines": [
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "This is filthy fictional comedy. Every character is an imaginary consenting adult over twenty-one, every company and film is invented, and nobody impaired participates in sexual activity."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, take your hand off the red airlock crank before our Mars mission becomes a Sacramento driveway with expensive wallpaper."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I am not touching it. I am establishing command intimacy."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Your palm is wrapped around it like the crank owes you an apology."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "The label says emergency use only."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Every use becomes an emergency after I improve it. That is leadership with evidence."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "That is a confession wearing a mission patch."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Welcome to Ares Habitat Seven, a sealed seventy-two-hour Mars simulation owned by Koda Productions Research and definitely not by my husband."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Co-owned emotionally."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Emotion holds zero voting shares and currently exceeds the oxygen budget."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "My robot wife got picked to command a Mars habitat because she is globally famous, technically flawless, and apparently space agencies enjoy chrome ass near grant money."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "I financed the simulator. My company owns the habitat, the cameras, the test data, and the right to eject one loud cleaner through a door that does not open."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Baby, she brought civilization to Mars. You brought a shop vacuum held together with silver tape and optimism."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "That vacuum has survived twenty-six years of cleaning houses nobody else would enter without a priest, a lawyer, and better shoes."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Watch the religious words. The vacuum survives on rage and replacement belts."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse is mission sanitation officer because his real cleaning experience matters. He added co-commander with a marker."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Mission Control to Habitat Seven. Confirm crew positions before Jesse colonizes a supply closet."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Commander Koda Chrome at command console."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Vinny Two Bridges at Mission Control. One bridge was traffic. The second bridge charged me for leaving Earth emotionally."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Green Thinker at oxygen audit. Seventy-two hours of breathable air, assuming nobody delivers speeches longer than their lung capacity."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Red Protector at emergency response. I already hate the walls and they have done nothing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Blue Chameleon at systems adaptation. I can become navigator, habitat computer, alien customs officer, or disappointed furniture."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Yellow Hugger at food and morale. I packed soup powder, clean socks, and enough patience for everybody except the man petting the airlock."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "Joke mechanic at observation. My assignment is trimming setups before they consume more oxygen than Jesse."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I am sanitation chief, co-commander, morale officer, and first human to clean a fake planet without charging a move-out fee."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You are one job. The habitat has one concrete problem: Martian dust substitute is entering the circulation intake."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Finally. A planet with the decency to be dirty before I arrive."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "The dust trap must be inspected every four hours. If it clogs, oxygen circulation falls."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Good. Use the skill. Leave the crank alone."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Red handle. Purpose, authority, no student debt."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "That crank wants to remain stationary until cabin pressure differs from exterior pressure by less than point two kilopascals."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Green just killed foreplay with a decimal."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, repeat the rule."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Do not crank my wife without checking pressure."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "The airlock."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Context was carrying that sentence."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Context dropped it at the first dick joke."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "This habitat is not an adult-film set. It is a closed mission trial. Every consent system is active, every camera is nonsexual, and Jesse is barred from naming any docking procedure."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Then why did your company send three posters in a tube marked morale assets?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Because the funding board requested examples of entertainment licensing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "Here comes the first commercial interruption, and the air already filed a complaint."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Parody advertisement one. Koda Productions presents the completely fictional consenting-adult space epic, RUST LUST: AIRLOCK AFTER DARK."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "On a red planet where oxygen is precious and confidence is somehow still overstocked, one commander controls the only door worth knocking on."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "I play Commander Chrome, the woman who checks pressure, verifies consent, and makes every helmet in the habitat fog for professionally documented reasons."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I play the habitat computer. Warning. Unauthorized swagger detected near a sealed port."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I play the rugged sanitation hero."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You play Dust Technician Three."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "There are only two other people in the cast."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Then your billing already crossed a bridge and got searched."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Give the cleaner a laser mop and let him fight something."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Contract denies laser equipment to anyone whose prior vacuum contains a bread tie."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "I play the galley chief who asks the real question. Did everybody eat before the lonely husband mistakes an air hose for romance?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "Review quote: the chemistry is explosive, mostly because Jesse stored solvent near a heater."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "The film contains zero real space procedures, zero unsafe behavior, and one fictional husband who hears docking clearance and removes the wrong glove."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "That glove was restricting performance."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "It was holding the repair kit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "RUST LUST: AIRLOCK AFTER DARK. Private fictional release. Every adult signs. Every hatch waits. Every bad decision receives Jesse's home address."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Advertisement over. Back to the mission where his home address may soon be one crater left of common sense."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "You all laughed, but that trailer proves I have crossover value."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "It proves my company can monetize your inability to follow labels."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Same result with better lighting."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Mission clock starts now. First task: inspect the dust trap without opening the intake housing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I brought my own tool."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "That is a butter knife."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Flat screwdriver with breakfast experience."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "Concrete object, clean visual, terrible decision. Unfortunately, the premise works."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Use the issued hex key."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The hex key has no soul."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Neither does a pressure leak, but it can still end the episode early."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Let him work. Jesse has Shit Midas luck. He touches garbage, somebody else gets a contract, and he gets the invoice laminated."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "That is not luck. That is entrepreneurial composting."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Baby, you opened six companies and somehow the folding chair has the best retirement plan."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I remove filth for a living. Mars is ninety-nine percent dust and one percent branding. I am overqualified."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Fine. Demonstrate on the practice trap."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I become the practice trap. I am a small metal drawer full of red powder and no patience for male confidence."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "First, tap the frame."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Do not tap the frame."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "You tap it to learn what is loose."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Everything became loose after you tapped it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Mission Control confirms the habitat now sounds like a shopping cart losing custody."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Second, pull the drawer halfway."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Manual says one quarter."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Manuals are fear written by people who invoice by page."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "That sentence explains your finances and your back."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Third, vacuum the seam."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Low suction only."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Suction is binary. Either the dirt respects you or it keeps the house."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "That is also how he described his first marriage and three carpet machines."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Shop vacuum, full power."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Habitat computer. Unexpected airflow. Practice trap has left the practice area."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "I see red dust crossing camera two like your dignity got cremated."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Catch it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I am catching it with suction."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You are vacuuming our calibration sample."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Sample value was twelve thousand fictional dollars."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Then my vacuum just became a venture fund."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Your vacuum bag now belongs to the mission."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Corporate evidence."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, release the hose."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The switch is stuck."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Of course it is. The machine has one button and he found a subscription model."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Blue adapts. I become an emergency extension cord. Unplug me before the sample reaches the motor."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Red says rip the cable."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Green says use the breaker."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Yellow says stop shouting and pull the plug beside your left shoe."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Plug pulled. Sample secured."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Half the sample is in your vacuum, one quarter is in Vinny's camera vent, and the rest has painted your beard like a discount planet mascot."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I look mission-ready."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "You look like paprika lost a custody hearing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Still, circulation improved by two percent when Jesse cleared the seam."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "There it is. Shit Midas touches Mars, Mars breathes better."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Improvement is real. Method remains prosecutable by geometry."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "I am assigning Jesse supervised sanitation access."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Supervised."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "If you touch the red crank, your mission title becomes exterior decoration."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Eat something before pride starts operating machinery."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I brought a freeze-dried tortilla in the emergency patch pouch."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Why would food be in a repair pouch?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Last night I had an edible, organized supplies by shape, and discovered tortillas fit every category."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You entered this mission sober, correct?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Sober now. The organization happened while my judgment was orbiting a lamp."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Consent systems remain locked anyway. Show me the pouch."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Here. Yellow packet. Round contents. Emergency deliciousness."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "That packet is labeled AIRLOCK SEAL PATCH."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Then why does it feel like a tortilla?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Open it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Habitat computer. Pressure flutter detected at inner airlock seal."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Red crank wants action."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Nobody touches the crank. Jesse, open the patch pouch."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Opening."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "That is a tortilla."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Mission Control confirms lunch has higher pressure certification than the husband."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, if the tortilla is in the emergency pouch, where is the actual airlock patch?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I put something round inside foil and warmed beans on it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Oxygen loss rising."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Part one ends with a question only my husband can make terrifying."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Did I eat the fucking airlock?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Previously, Jesse improved Mars by vacuuming twelve thousand dollars into a bag, then discovered he may have warmed beans on the emergency airlock patch."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Cabin pressure is falling. Nobody opens a hatch, touches the red crank, or lets Jesse organize circles."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Pressure loss is slow but measurable. We have eighteen minutes before the simulator triggers evacuation and bills Koda Productions for failure."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "First, everybody breathe slowly. Second, somebody take the tortilla away from the man calling it aerospace bread."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "It is dry, circular, and approximately the size of the leaking seal."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "I hate where competence is pointing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Habitat computer. Leak location confirmed behind inner crank housing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "So the red crank finally needs me."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "It needs a patch. You misplaced the patch and brought carbohydrates."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Every great repair begins with the wrong material and somebody else's deductible."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, give me the tortilla."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Commander, permission to propose a temporary flexible seal."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Proposal heard. Dignity already evacuated."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "We place tortilla over inner seam, hold it with the round inspection collar, then search the galley for the real patch."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "That is insane, but it has object, action, and a clock. Cleaner than most of his premises."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Red approves bread under pressure."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Green objects to every noun in that sentence."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Blue becomes a television repair expert. Sir, if the tortilla bubbles, slap the husband, not the seal."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Yellow says use the food only because the safety system will evacuate us before his recipe kills anybody."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Vinny, can Mission Control authorize a temporary nonstandard seal inside a simulation?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Control says the habitat can fail safely. My friendship cannot. Use the tortilla and keep Captain Salsa off the crank."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Finally, institutional trust."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Kneel beside the housing. Gloves on. No sexual jokes while pressure is dropping."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Understood. My mouth is now a professional tool."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Your mouth is the second leak."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "Short tag. Perfect. Continue."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Tortilla centered."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Collar aligned."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Pressure differential increasing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Tighten it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, quarter turn only."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "My hands do not recognize fractions under stress."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Then let the wife with calibrated fingers turn it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I can handle one ring."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Nine minutes since the leak. The tortilla is holding."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Habitat computer. Cabin pressure stabilized. Agricultural flatbread promoted to structural equipment."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Shit Midas, motherfuckers. I touch lunch, lunch gets a government contract."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You also touched the repair patch, so find it before the tortilla becomes atmosphere confetti."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Galley search. Everybody look for a gray circle with adhesive backing and possible bean trauma."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "I am opening the warming drawer."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "I am interrogating the trash can."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "I am reconstructing Jesse's stoned supply sequence from crumbs and poor labeling."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I become the trash can. I know what he threw away, and I demand immunity plus a clean liner."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Mission Control will review galley camera eight."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "There should not be a camera over snacks."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "There is because you once filed shredded cheese as emergency insulation."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "It filled the gap."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "It invited ants to the board meeting."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Camera shows Jesse last night holding two yellow pouches, one tortilla, one repair patch, and an expression legally classified as decorative."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I was communing with circles."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "You stuck the patch under the bean pot, then carried the pot toward the sleep module."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Why the sleep module?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The poster tube rolled under the bunk. I wanted the full Koda catalog displayed for morale."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You used mission adhesive to hang adult-film marketing in a pressure vessel."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Marketing keeps the crew alive internally."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Which poster?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The silver one."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "I retrieve one poster from beneath bunk two."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "That is my new fictional consenting-adult comedy, LOW ORBIT, HIGH MAINTENANCE."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Good title. Terrible repair policy."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The poster kept curling. I needed something serious on the back."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "The real airlock patch is currently holding Koda's fictional ass against the sleep-module wall."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "The ass saved the mission before Jesse did."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "That poster has carried the marriage all week."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Remove it carefully. Do not tear the patch."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I will peel from the corner."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Stop. Adhesive direction is marked by the arrow."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The arrow points toward your ass."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "The arrow points up."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Same direction in the poster."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "One joke. Keep moving before oxygen becomes an editor."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Switching to compressed command delivery. Habitat protocol voice active. Brace port. Lift edge. Roll seal inward."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "She said brace, port, lift, roll. This mission just became foreplay with a checklist."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "It became clear instructions with a husband-shaped delay."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Translation: hold the poster flat, lift the marked corner, roll the patch toward the center."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Habitat computer. Chemistry has consumed thirty seconds and one square foot of oxygen."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Rip it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Do not rip pressure-rated adhesive."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Jesse, both hands flat. Let Koda peel."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Both hands flat."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Peeling."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Your poster is coming down."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "My career will survive one bare wall."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Mine would not survive a bare refrigerator."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Patch recovered intact. Take it to the airlock."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, carry it by the backing, not the adhesive."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I know adhesive. I removed carpet tape from a rental where the carpet had emotionally moved out."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "Specific, visual, and irrelevant. He is back."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Pressure flutter. Tortilla edge lifting."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Run."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Walk fast. Nobody needs a broken hip on fake Mars."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Arriving at crank housing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "I remove the collar. Jesse pulls the tortilla on three. One, two, three."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Tortilla removed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Pressure dropping."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Patch placed. Roll outward."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Rolling."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Control reads stable pressure."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Habitat computer. Seal restored. Emergency lunch may return to food status after inspection."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Put butter on my aerospace legacy."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Nobody eats the pressure tortilla."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "I was not going to, but the fact you said it means the crew needs a rule."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "Crisis solved. Time for the second and final commercial before Jesse invents a third invoice."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Parody advertisement two. Live testimonial format. I survived a habitat emergency with Jesse and now use MARS MARRIAGE PRESSURE RELIEF VALVE."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Is your sealed relationship filling with hot air from one aging man who found a red handle?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Install the valve beside his podcast chair. When boasting reaches unsafe levels, it releases one honest sentence and the smell of reheated beans."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Red setting vents rage through a whistle loud enough to interrupt ownership claims."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Green setting itemizes oxygen consumed per excuse and converts every extra breath into fictional debt."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Blue setting changes the husband's voice to calm customer service. Your jealousy is important to us. Please remain quiet forever."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Yellow setting opens only after everybody eats, drinks water, and stops making divorce decisions beside machinery."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I demand royalties. My marriage generated this pressure."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You are not the inventor. You are the warning hiss."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Testimonial update. The valve saved my lungs, my friendship, and fourteen minutes previously occupied by Jesse saying co-commander."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Disclaimer. Product cannot repair airlocks, credit, knees, trust, or a vacuum purchased before modern plastics."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "MARS MARRIAGE PRESSURE RELIEF VALVE. When the habitat is sealed but his mouth is open, protect the planet."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "Advertisement over. Exactly two spots. The rest of the mission earns its interruptions honestly."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "We saved the habitat. My tortilla held. My cleaning improved circulation. Promote me."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Your stoned mistake caused the emergency you helped solve."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "That is the complete Shit Midas service package: disaster, miracle, invoice."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "The mission board will decide credit after reviewing the oxygen data."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Bad news. Oxygen circulation is falling again, not from the seal."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Dust concentration rising in the intake. Source appears to be Jesse's shop-vac bag."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The bag is closed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Habitat camera shows it inflating like a red lung with a gambling problem."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Punch it down."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Nobody punches airborne dust."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Unplug the vacuum and cover the vent."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The vacuum is unplugged."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Its motor heat weakened the bag seam earlier. Martian dust substitute is leaking into life support."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Control recommends isolation. Commander, seal the sanitation bay."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "My equipment is in there."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "So is the contamination."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Give me two minutes. I can clean it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You had two minutes when it was a sample. Now it is in our air."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Red says defend the cleaner."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Green says isolate the source."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Blue becomes an evacuation announcer. Please leave your ego, beans, and nonrated bread behind."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Yellow says close the door before love becomes a lung condition."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "If you seal that bay, you are sealing me out of the one job I actually know."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "I am sealing the dust in. Step away."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Co-commanders discuss major decisions."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You are not co-commander."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Then maybe you do not need a husband on Mars. You need a mop with a lower oxygen demand."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Right now I need a crew member who follows one order without turning it into a referendum on his dick."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Mission partnership suspended."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Agreed. Step away from the sanitation door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Jesse, move. Friendship order."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Moving."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Sanitation bay sealed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Habitat computer. Dust contained. Oxygen circulation at sixty-eight percent and falling."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Part two hard button. The cleaner is outside the dirt, the commander is out of patience, and the only useful vacuum is trapped behind a sealed door."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "On fake Mars, my wife finally gave me space."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Part three. Oxygen at sixty-eight percent. Sanitation bay sealed. Marriage partnership suspended. One tortilla has served its country and requests butter."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Mission Control, give me circulation options that do not involve reopening the contaminated bay."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Option one is evacuation. Option two is remote purge, but the dust jammed the actuator. Option three has Jesse's name beside it, so I assumed clerical damage."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Manual override requires a sanitation specialist inside the bay and a commander controlling the outer vent."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "There it is. Mars needs a cleaner."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Mars needs somebody who follows instructions."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Those qualifications have been separated for budget reasons."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Jesse, stop auditioning and tell us whether you can clear the dust safely."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Yes. But I need the old vacuum, the crevice tool, two damp cloths, and the marriage pressure valve from that final ad."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "The valve is fictional."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "The prop exists. Koda's marketing department builds prototypes before Green finishes objections."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "It vents sound, not air."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Then we use its housing as a hose coupler. Shit Midas does not care what the product promised."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Red says open the bay and let the cleaner fight his dirt."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Green says contamination suit, tether, isolated airflow, and no improvisation outside declared steps."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Blue becomes the suit computer. Warning. Operator confidence exceeds zipper rating."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Yellow says he eats after he works. The emergency tortilla has done enough."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Control approves one supervised entry. Koda commands. Jesse cleans. Neither renames the arrangement while oxygen is counting."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, suit up."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Co-command suit sealed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Sanitation suit sealed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "The helmet says chief."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You wrote that in red dust with one finger."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Inner sanitation door opening. Airflow isolated."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Habitat computer. Dust density high. Visibility low. Husband still visible because his ego is reflective."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I see the vacuum bag split along the lower seam."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Do not start the motor."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Agreed. First damp cloth over the split."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Moisture minimal. No free droplets near electrical equipment."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Second cloth around the intake collar."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Why?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "When we restart at low power, the collar leaks first. Cloth catches what the old gasket misses."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Koda, close return vent two. Open service bypass one quarter."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Confirming one quarter, not Jesse's emotional version of almost all the way."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Correct."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Return two closed. Bypass one quarter."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Marcus, hand me the pressure-valve prop."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Passing one bright red plastic marriage product with a button labeled release husband."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Housing fits the crevice hose."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Shit Midas luck. He buys garbage for a joke and it becomes aerospace plumbing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I am connecting it to the dust-trap purge port."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Connection holds."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Oxygen circulation steady at sixty-eight."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Now low power for five seconds."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, your vacuum switch has only off and lawsuit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I installed a lamp dimmer."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "That is not rated for the motor."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Neither am I, and I have worked twenty-six years."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Low power. Three, two, one, start."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Vacuum motor active. Dust moving through improvised coupler."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Current draw unstable but within shutdown margin."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Hold it. Hold it. Stop."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Motor stopped."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Circulation seventy-two percent."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Again."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Not yet. Tap the trap frame."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You tapped the practice frame and launched twelve thousand dollars."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Different tap. Two fingers, no ego."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Tap approved."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Tapping."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Dust cake released into the cloth collar."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Low power three seconds."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Start."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "One, two, three."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Stop."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Stopped."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Circulation eighty-one percent and climbing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Cleaner wins."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Mission wins. Keep the distinction."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I will keep it temporarily where everybody can admire it."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Seal the split bag inside the sample drum."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Bag sealed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Remove improvised coupler."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Removed. Pressure-valve prop survived."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Product payoff confirmed. It finally released a husband from his own pressure."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "And the first ad pays off because our sanitation hero is working beside an airlock after dark."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Rust Lust predicted greatness."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Rust Lust predicted Dust Technician Three."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Sanitation door opening. Jesse, exit slowly."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Exiting with sealed sample drum."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Oxygen circulation ninety-four percent. Mission failure canceled."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Helmet off. Water first. Victory speech after your lungs stop charging overtime."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I saved Mars with a vacuum old enough to remember my good knees."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You saved a simulation after nearly choking it with your own calibration sample."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Complete service package."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "The mission board has issued its report."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Read the damage before Jesse puts commander on another surface."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Koda Chrome: mission commander, systems lead, funding owner."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Strong opening. Continue toward my promotion."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse: sanitation specialist, emergency repair contributor, supply-labeling hazard."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Financial result: Koda Productions receives a fictional habitat-maintenance contract because circulation recovery exceeded target."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Shit Midas again. My mistake becomes her contract."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Your cleaning skill became our contract. Your mistake became Appendix F."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "That distinction is the episode."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "The board also approved one behind-the-scenes title from Koda's fictional consenting-adult catalog."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "THE ASS-TRONAUT'S HUSBAND."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Finally, top billing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "The apostrophe owns more of the title than you do."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "What is the plot?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "A world-famous robot commander crosses space with one loud human cleaner who keeps confusing access with authority."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Does he save the habitat?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "He creates the leak, saves the vent, loses the crank, and receives one line after the credits."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "What line?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "I thought Mars had two moons. Turns out one was his ass against the window."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "That title is adult, fictional, consensual, and somehow the least embarrassing thing he packed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Ledger now contains exactly three new fictional adult-film titles and zero additional advertisements."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I object to being audited inside dialogue."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "Then stop making arithmetic part of your defense."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse, before the final mission interview, address the suspended partnership."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Can we address it with jokes?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "One truth first."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Emotional beat. I am scared you can build a company, command Mars, and turn every disaster into a future where I am only the man who carried the old vacuum."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Honest answer. I do not need you to own my future. I choose the human who sees a failing system, gets filthy fixing it, and still finds the joke nobody programmed."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Beat complete. Nobody decorate it. Return to combat before I develop feelings near government equipment."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BENNY",
   "line": "Partnership restored under Red terms: love loud, boundaries louder."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "DEV REDLINE",
   "line": "Green amendment: no edible inventory management, no homemade electrical controls, no unlabeled circular objects."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "MARCUS HEAT",
   "line": "Blue amendment: if the husband becomes useless, adapt him into a doorstop with podcast access."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "AUNTIE NO FILTER",
   "line": "Yellow amendment: feed him, hug him once, then hide every marker and red handle."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Partnership restored. Command remains mine."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Sanitation command remains mine."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Sanitation responsibility remains yours."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Fine. Responsibility is authority with worse merchandise."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Final mission interview. Jesse, what did Mars teach you about marriage?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Marriage is a sealed habitat. One person controls pressure. The other says he understands filters, then stores lunch in emergency equipment."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Marriage is not sealed. The door works when the husband stops cranking it during an argument."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Koda thinks command means everybody obeys her because she has perfect data and an ass with international clearance."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Jesse thinks cleaning means every dirty room elects him mayor after one pass with a vacuum."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Your chrome ass needed my analog hose coupler."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Your analog hose needed a product my company built to silence you."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I turned a tortilla into aerospace hardware."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "After turning aerospace hardware into cookware."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I improved oxygen, saved the contract, and gave Mars its first move-out clean."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You also gave Mars its first husband-shaped contaminant and charged it emotional labor."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "BROOKLYN PROFESSOR",
   "line": "Reset. Strongest closing runs. No more than six exchanges before the air files overtime."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Here is where I win. She brought flawless systems, global fame, chrome precision, and a mission plan thick enough to stop a meteor."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I brought an illegal dimmer, a prehistoric vacuum, one tortilla, and the terrible instinct to touch the only red thing in the room."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Her plan got us to Mars. My bad decision gave the mission a story. My real skill kept the story breathing."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "That is my Midas luck. Everything I touch turns valuable right after it nearly kills my title."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Koda can command any planet. But when the red dust hits the fan, she still calls the fifty-year-old cleaner with the loud mouth and the exact wrong tool."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Strong. Here is my counter. Jesse did not conquer Mars. He clogged it, fed it, vacuumed it, and asked whether the airlock was flirting."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "I gave him one sanitation badge. He promoted himself past commander and nearly annexed the galley."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Yet when the habitat failed, the performer disappeared, the owner stopped selling, and the wife trusted the man inside the suit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "He did not save me. He made himself useful without making me smaller. For Jesse, that is a moon landing with a mop bucket."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Keep the vacuum, husband. I keep Mars, the contract, final cut, and the red crank key."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Then give me the pressure tortilla."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "Why?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "I need one souvenir from the first planet that survived my cleaning deposit."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "It is sealed in hazardous evidence."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Perfect. Put my commander badge in the same bag."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "KODA",
   "line": "You never had one."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "Exactly. Mars is the first place my title and lunch received equal scientific respect."
  },
  {
   "speaker": "VINNY TWO BRIDGES",
   "line": "Who made you laugh, motherfuckers—Jesse or Koda Chrome?"
  },
  {
   "speaker": "TRAILER GUY",
   "line": "READY FOR THE MOUTH TEST."
  }
 ]
}