US male
Michael
Jesse host / grounded narrator
Jesse is fifty, tired, and still building.
Kokoro open-source cast auditions
Pick the voices that make the pain funny.
This is the BOMBED casting wall for Jesse, judges, roast comics, Redline battle voices, and the 600-day movie narrator. Press play, mark the voices that make you laugh, then we assign them permanent roles.
Recommended permanent cast
Start here if you do not want to audition all 28 first.
Jesse Hostam_michael
No Mercy Maleam_fenrir
No Mercy Femaleaf_nicole or af_bella
Movie Narratoraf_river or bf_isabella
Fast Comicam_puck
Deadpan Sniperaf_sky
UK Judgebm_george
Warm Mentoraf_aoede
All voice auditions
Each voice says a short BOMBED line that tests roast, truth, and movie tone.
US male
Adam
Brick / blunt roast judge
Jesse has so many plans, his plans have side hustles.
US male
Eric
Warm friend / Henry handoff
Henry found the note in the wreckage.
US male
Echo
Anxious tech comic
The app crashed and Jesse used it in the movie.
US male
Fenrir
Deep no-mercy roast
Jesse does not need another dashboard.
US male
Liam
Dry tech-support comic
The main bug is ambition running without food.
US male
Onyx
Cinematic closer
The machines handed him a microphone.
US male
Puck
Fast playful comic
Therapy did not have enough buttons.
US male
Santa
Warm chaos announcer
You cannot call it a feature because it survived the night.
US female
Bella
Sharp female roast lead
Your browser history looks like a cry for help with tabs.
US female
Alloy
Clean judge / modern narrator
Press play and prove the joke.
US female
Aoede
Auntie mentor / Mama Vee
Drink water and write the joke.
US female
Heart
Warm savage / life coach
Sadness was charging rent and not helping.
US female
Jessica
Gossip comic / radio auntie
Five bots, three dashboards, no sandwich.
US female
Kore
Cold judge / wall archivist
Add a tag, cut the excuse, and let audio decide.
US female
Nicole
Surgical therapist roast
His nervous system calls it another escape hatch.
US female
Nova
Viral fast comic
Speedrunning healing with a supercomputer and back pain.
US female
River
Calm movie narrator
The first laugh gave him one more breath to build with.
US female
Sarah
Mean young roast comic
Jesse's to-do list qualifies for a senior discount.
US female
Sky
Deadpan sniper
A tipped-over toolbox is technically honest.
UK male
Daniel
British judge / calm verdict
Ambition needs adult supervision.
UK male
Fable
Storybook narrator / myth voice
The machines asked what story he wanted.
UK male
George
Dry club scout
The tag needs a shave. The host needs a nap.
UK male
Lewis
Preacher / final boss judge
He survived the work matrix and stayed ridiculous.
UK female
Alice
Polished UK host
Trauma gets a title and jokes survive playback.
UK female
Emma
Slow venom / elegant roast
Your chaos is impressive. So is your refusal to finish lunch.
UK female
Isabella
Movie drama narrator
He was trying to escape a life that forgot he was human.
UK female
Lily
Light playful judge
The joke tripped over Jesse's fifth explanation.