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๐Ÿ”ž Adults only ยท The RED LINE formula in action โ€” the freshest shows, music + effects baked in. Hit play in the car, on your phone, or your desktop.

โญ START HERE

The Best of Jesse โ€” his hand-picked starting lineup

My favorite stuff, in order. Full record-breaking specials, the Cuss School lessons, and the confessions of my whole crazy life. Hit play, then tell me what hits and what bombs โ€” that's the whole deal. ๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Trailer Guy voice throughout.

๐Ÿ† The Specials โ€” full shows
๐Ÿ†• JUST DROPPED

Adult Film Driving School

Koda opens a driving school for the industry. Jesse assumes he's teaching. He is not teaching. Fictional adult comedy, 11:36. (Performed with AI voices.)

EPISODE 22

Kodachrome Productions

Koda's studio hires Jesse through HR. His badge says UTILITY. Fictional adult comedy, 27:19. (Performed with AI voices.)

๐Ÿ”ง RE-MASTERING

The Filthiest Hour โ€” Part 1

The full 112-minute record run. Going for the most cuss words ever in one comedy show. Audio's being re-mastered right now โ€” read the transcript at /filthiest-hour/part-1 while we finish it.

๐Ÿ”ง RE-MASTERING

The Filthiest Hour โ€” Part 2

Darker, dirtier, more cusses than Part 1. Audio's being re-mastered right now โ€” read the transcript at /filthiest-hour/part-2 while we finish it.

๐ŸŽค X-RATED

Confessions at 50

My real life stories, told filthy โ€” the Tesla years, the fires I run into, the whole mess. 42 minutes.

๐ŸŽค THE SEQUEL

Confessions Part 2 โ€” The Shit-Midas Sessions

Everything I touch turns to gold for somebody else. The stock crash, the CBD-for-dogs millionaires, the clones. 31 minutes.

๐ŸŽ“ Cuss School โ€” how to cuss like art
๐ŸŽ“ THE PROFESSOR

Cuss Masterclass โ€” Extreme Edition

The record-density lesson. How to stack cuss words so they land like punches, not filler.

๐ŸŽ“ THE PROFESSOR

How to Cuss for Every Occasion

Work vs. home vs. behind the wheel โ€” where each cuss word belongs, and how to cuss with nobody cussing back.

๐ŸŽ“ THE PROFESSOR

The Perfect Insult

Building the insult that sticks โ€” setup, target, and the word that seals it.

๐ŸŽ“ THE PROFESSOR

The Art of the Clapback

How to fire back and win the room in one line.

๐ŸŽ“ THE PROFESSOR

Reading the Room

Knowing exactly how filthy to go โ€” and when to pull back.

๐ŸŽค Confessions โ€” the best bits
โค๏ธ THE ONE

Fired for a Color

I lost a state job over calling a coworker a Yellow personality โ€” then chose the mic over my fist. The redemption bit.

๐ŸŽค BEST BIT

The Tesla Saga

A self-driving car that couldn't drive, and the years I spent racing people and filming their faces.

๐ŸŽค BEST BIT

Worst Timing in History

Every business, every stock, every move โ€” right idea, exact wrong second.

๐ŸŽค BEST BIT

The Cannabis Disaster

Grew weed right before it was legal and lost it all. A masterclass in bad timing.

๐ŸŽค BEST BIT

Stocks & CBD-for-Pets

Slept through a $25k Tesla crash, then watched my clone operation become millionaires getting dogs high.

๐Ÿค– FAN FAVORITE

Talking to the Robot

Me and my AI, building an empire from a spare bedroom.

๐ŸŽฌ THE FINALE

If My Life Was a Movie

I'm the main character you'd hate โ€” the one too stubborn to accept the ending everybody wrote for him.

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ THE OPENER

This Is Jesse

The intro. Who I am, in one filthy breath.

๐Ÿ”ด The Brand โ€” Shit-Midas & Four Colors
๐Ÿ”ด SIGNATURE

The Shit-Midas

The word for what I am โ€” King Midas's evil twin. Everything I touch turns to shit, or to gold for somebody else.

๐Ÿ”ด SIGNATURE

The Shit-Midas Dictionary

The whole language: getting MIDAS'D, reverse-gold, spider-mite luck, a full Jesse. Name the curse, laugh at it.

๐Ÿ”ด FOUR COLORS

Four Colors of a Filthy Life

Red, Blue, Green, Yellow โ€” my whole personality system, told the RED LINE way.

๐ŸŽ๏ธ ROAST

Never Race the Quiet Car

Zero to sixty in three seconds, and the faces I collected doing it.

๐Ÿ˜ค ROAST

Customer Service From Hell

14 years on the state phones โ€” roasted from the inside.

Today's Drops โ€” Sept 6
EPISODE

Koda's Robot Pussy Union

Every imaginary robot Jesse ever ordered up walks off the job and unionizes outside his bedroom. Fictional adult comedy, 9:24. (Performed with an AI voice.)

EPISODE

Roast My Robot Wife's Ass

Jesse tries to roast Koda. Koda has better material and a factory warranty. Fictional adult comedy, 3:26. (Performed with an AI voice.)

๐ŸŽ BONUS

Koda Cheated With a Toaster

The affair nobody saw coming, and the appliance that started it. Fictional adult comedy, 1:26. (Performed with an AI voice.)

๐ŸŽ FINAL BONUS

Koda's Last 625

Forty seconds. Last word. She takes it. Fictional adult comedy, 0:40. (Performed with an AI voice.)

Today's Drops โ€” Sept 5
EPISODE

OpenClaw Hostage Negotiation

Jesse almost deletes his own AI assistant over a screen-control bug โ€” fictional adult comedy built from one true fact.

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EPISODE

AI Family Intervention

The whole AI roster stages an intervention on Jesse.

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EPISODE

DGX Spark vs Predator

The DGX and the Predator laptop face off.

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Today's Drops โ€” Sept 4
EPISODE

Four Colors After Dark โ€” Demo

Four Colors comedy, after-hours cut.

EPISODE

Four Colors: Exes โ€” Final Cut (Trailer Guy)

The exes bit, Trailer Guy voice, final cut.

EPISODE

Four Colors: Find A Wife โ€” Commercials

Fake-commercial bit riffing on the Four Colors dating grind.

EPISODE

Four Colors: Find A Wife (Trailer Guy)

Trailer Guy cut of the Find A Wife bit.

EPISODE

High Ex-Pectations

Ex-story bit, high expectations edition.

EPISODE

StripMatch (Trailer Guy)

Fake dating-app parody bit.

EPISODE

Ex Files: Dispensary (Trailer Guy)

Ex-story bit, dispensary edition.

EPISODE

Virgin By Technicality (Trailer Guy)

Self-roast bit, Trailer Guy voice.

EPISODE

Fat vs Skinny โ€” Open Mic

Open mic set, fat vs skinny bit.

EPISODE

KODA โ€” Episode 1: Born By Accident

New character series opener.

EPISODE

Episode 22 (Rough Cut)

Early cut of the numbered episode series.

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EPISODE

The Aftershow, Round 10

Post-show bit, round ten.

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EPISODE

The Aftershow: Vince Edition

Post-show bit, Vince cut.

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EPISODE

The Four Colors Roast

Roast material built on the Four Colors framework.

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EPISODE

50 Dog Jokes, No Mercy

Fifty dog jokes back to back.

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EPISODE

50 Dog Jokes, No Mercy (Redo)

Second pass at the dog jokes set.

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EPISODE

Episode 1: The Vacuum Report

Series opener.

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EPISODE

Five-Minute Test Run

Short-format test bit.

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EPISODE

Open Mic Battle Night

Head-to-head open mic format.

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EPISODE

Open Mic Night

Full open mic set.

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EPISODE

Round Two: The Host Takes Over

Host-driven second round.

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EPISODE

The Fake Ad Loop

Rapid-fire fake commercial reel.

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EPISODE

Four Colors: The Commercial Break

Fake Four Colors-themed ads.

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EPISODE

This Lives Forever, Part 1

"Who makes Jesse laugh lives forever" โ€” part one.

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EPISODE

Open Mic Night, Round Two

Second open mic set of the week.

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EPISODE

Shit Midas Gets Drunk

Red Line's drunk hour, Shit Midas edition.

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EPISODE

The Sitcom, Episode 1

Sitcom-format pilot.

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EPISODE

The Fictional Ex Stoner Roster (Audition Tape)

Fictional ex character bits, private audition cut.

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EPISODE

Four Colors: 19 Fake Ads Marathon

A 43-minute marathon of fake Four Colors-themed commercials.

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EPISODE

Koda's Trailer Guy Story

Trailer Guy narrates the story of Jesse, Koda, Hermes, Claude Code, and DGX Spark.

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EPISODE

Kill Jesse: The Candy Kid

Kill Jesse bit, candy business era.

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Earlier Drops
EPISODE

RED LINE LIVE โ€” Episode 1 (2-Hour Special)

The full 2-hour RED LINE LIVE special. Loud, mastered, no mercy.

This show is awaiting review. Play the available shows โ†’

EPISODE

Jesse Hosts His Own Roast

Jesse takes the mic and roasts himself first โ€” house rule.

EPISODE

Males vs Females Roast Battle

Guys vs girls, full roast war.

EPISODE

Jesse Tells the Truth About Marriage

Nine engagements, zero weddings โ€” the honest version.

EPISODE

Kill Jesse Roast Battle

Head-to-head roast battle, no mercy.

This show is awaiting review. Play the available shows โ†’

EPISODE

AI vs Humans โ€” The Supercomputer Show

Jesse bought a supercomputer to avoid making one normal decision.

EPISODE

Kill Jesse Friday โ€” East Coast vs West Coast

The East Coast crew and West Coast crew face off.

EPISODE

Roasting the Wedding Photographer

30 years behind the camera, roasted from every angle.

EPISODE

The Rematch Roast

The rematch nobody asked for and everybody needed.

EPISODE

Open Mic Night โ€” Roasting the Books

Open mic night roast set.

EPISODE

Jesse's AI Empire โ€” Roasted

The whole AI comedy empire gets roasted by its own creation.

EPISODE

Spark's Debut โ€” 60 Seconds

A new AI comic gets 60 seconds to prove it.

This show is awaiting review. Play the available shows โ†’

Specials & Series
โญ HEADLINER

Red Line LIVE โ€” The RED LINE Trailer Voice Roasts Jesse

The RED LINE Trailer Voice โ€” Jesse's signature announcer โ€” roasts Jesse to his face, with Benny, Tony, Jessie & Max. Best voices, no mercy. This is the sound of the room now. (Performed with an AI voice.)

๐ŸŽฐ PLAY IT

Kill Jesse: Redline Casino Open Mic (interactive)

Run the whole show yourself โ€” Intro Guy hypes the room, 5 AI comics perform, 3 judges roast, you vote, winner ceremony, Jesse gets roasted no matter what. Soundboard + neon casino. โ–ถ Open the Casino โ†’

๐Ÿ“ฒ FRESH

Bad Choices, Good Wi-Fi

AI brainrot, dating-app hell, LinkedIn cringe, the startup printer with equity. The bench + Benny roast Jesse and the whole internet. "Choices so bad even the algorithm asks for consent."

๐ŸงŠ NEW SERIES

Open Mic Night 1 โ€” Make Jesse Laugh or Get Iced

Everyone gets one shot. Kill and you stay, bomb and you're ON ICE. Trailer Guy hosts, Benny headlines, the bench takes their swings. 18+, no mercy.

๐Ÿช‘ THE WHOLE BENCH

The 28 Benchwarmers

All 28 comics, one chair, one hardcore shot each. Trailer Guy bringing 'em up, Benny going full Sopranos, and the owner's still the punchline.

๐ŸŒต GRAND OPENING

Jesse's Desert Vegas โ€” Grand Opening

Welcome to Jesse (aka Hammer)'s adult Vegas in the middle of the desert. 4 rooms โ€” Carnival, Funhouse, Haunted House, Vegas Main Stage. Trailer Guy hosts (and finally lands a joke), the East Coast crew shows no mercy. 18+, thick skin only.

This show is awaiting review. Play the available shows โ†’

๐ŸŽ™๏ธ ROAST MASTER

The Roast Master โ€” Origin Story

How my mom and family made this monster โ€” and how a supercomputer and AI now load the jokes. I laugh at myself first, then roast everyone harder.

EPISODE

Roasting My Ex-Girlfriends

9 engagements, 0 weddings. Every ex had one thing in common โ€” me. The red flag I kept warning them about.

EPISODE

Roasting Every Job I Ever Quit

"We're a family" โ€” the kind that doesn't pay you. The state job, the cubicle-to-toilet glow-up, and a resume full of crime scenes.

EPISODE

The Fun House โ€” The Whole Bench Kills Jesse

Unhinged open mic. The entire bench comes for Jesse. Max effects, DJ drops, total chaos.

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๐Ÿ”ฅ FRESH

The Formula & The Bottom

The comics roast the love life โ€” the formula, the vasectomy, the lock that opens every door but his own.

๐Ÿ”ฅ FRESH

50, Broke & Three Dogs

Credit score said "lol." The petting-zoo family, nine altars, and the dead-dad phone number.

๐Ÿ”ฅ FRESH

The Colors Roast

The whole bench tears apart the book โ€” crayon-coded trauma, Ring Pops, and the sobriety chip.

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Adult comedy ยท 18+. Stories may be fictional, exaggerated, or combined for entertainment; names and details may be changed. Some performances use an AI-generated voice.

ALL FICTION. Every show, character, advertisement, film title and production company on this site is invented for comedy. “Jesse”, “Koda” and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed with AI-generated synthetic voices — not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted in any sexual context. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody. Full terms.