First 5 Roast Packs Are Live

Send one bad joke.
Get it fixed.

๐Ÿ’ฃ First buyer gets priority turnaround

Drop one joke, roast idea, dating story, family story, or open-mic line. Weโ€™ll run it through BOMBED and send back a score, brutal diagnosis, 5 rewrites, and a Shorts hook.

$9
๐Ÿ’ฃ Start My $9 Roast Pack

Secure checkout is live. Submit your joke first, then pay with PayPal, Venmo, Apple Pay, or card.

Simple promise: your joke leaves stronger than it came in. Not ready for a custom roast? Start with the $4.99 Life Chaos PDF.
1. Score
We rate the joke like BOMBED: what works, what dies, and why.
2. Diagnosis
Clear reason it bombed: too long, too soft, no turn, weak punch word.
3. Five rewrites
Stronger, shorter, darker, cleaner, and social-video version.
4. Shorts hook
A ready angle for TikTok, Reels, YouTube Shorts, or Agent Opus.

Too broke for $9? Get on the 99ยข Joke Vault list.

100 jokes for 99ยข is the cheap comedy ammo test: self-roasts, work jokes, dating chaos, AI/open-mic lines, and quick tags. Bad jokes are free. Better jokes are 99 cents.

โœ… Saved. Youโ€™re on the 99ยข Joke Vault early list.

Send your joke

Step 1: submit your email + joke. Step 2: pay $9 on PayPal. Then we send back your BOMBED score, diagnosis, 5 rewrites, and Shorts hook. First buyer gets priority turnaround. Longer jokes are okay โ€” we save the first 700 characters so the funny detail does not get chopped off.

โœ… Got it. Now tap Step 2 to pay $9 and lock in your Roast Pack.

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