Actual Playable Games

Win The Room Before The Mic.

This is the Redline carnival game floor. Knock down hecklers, spin the punchline wheel, pick a funhouse door, collect tickets, then take your prize into the comedy club.

1. Pick A BoothScroll down and tap the big Start button on any game.
2. Use Your ThumbTap Fire, Jump, Duck, Spin, doors, fish, balloons, or targets.
3. Win TicketsWhen you win, tickets and heat go up. Then tap Take The Mic.
Start Playing
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New Playable Stand-Up Set

🎤 Colors Comedy Set

Play Jesse's adult Colors of My Pain stand-up game: pick sharper punchlines, survive Roach heckles, unlock clip lines, and land the merch-table closer.

Play Emotional Damage
MissionTurn family silence, Four Colors, dating damage, cleaning business chaos, and AI confusion into a room-shaking adult comedy set.
New Side Game

💕 Play The Dating Game

Pick two color personalities, hear the Color + Joke lesson, then survive a cursed Redline blind date with the funniest line.

🔊 Hear Color + Joke Lesson
MissionStay single, stay funny, stay emotionally alive.
Main Game

Redline Rush

Move the spotlight, fire tomatoes, knock down hecklers, catch golden tickets, and survive three levels before the mic opens.

READY? Desktop: arrow keys or A/D to move, Space to throw. Phone: use the buttons or drag on the screen and tap Fire.
Ride Game

Funhouse Run

Ride the broken carnival track. Jump over hecklers, duck under swinging signs, grab golden tickets, and make it to the club doors.

BOARD THE RIDE Desktop: Space/Up to jump, Down to duck. Phone: tap Jump or Duck. Grab tickets and survive the ride.
Carnival Classics

Prize Alley

Fast little booth games: catch fish, spray clown balloons, and roll bowling points to move your horse.

Catch The Prize Fish

Tap fish before they swim away. Golden fish pay bigger tickets.

Phone PlayTap every fish button inside the pond. Catch 8 fish to win.
Fish BoothCatch 8 fish to win a prize.

Water Gun Clowns

Pop every balloon before the clown laughs at you.

Phone PlayTap each balloon until all 12 are popped. Popped balloons fade out.
Water GunPop 12 balloons for a prize.

Horse Derby Bowling

Roll the ball. Higher points push your horse farther down the track.

Phone PlayTap Roll Bowling Ball again and again. Your horse moves when your roll beats the clown.
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Horse DerbyFirst horse to 100 wins.
Booth 1

Heckler Knockdown

Hit every heckler target before the timer expires. Clean the stage and you win tickets.

Phone ControlsTap Start Round. Then tap all five heckler circles before the 20 second timer ends.
Press Start Round. When the targets appear, knock them down fast.
20sTimer starts when the round begins.
Booth 2

Madame Redline's Roast Wheel

Spin the cursed fortune teller. She roasts your life, predicts your next bad decision, and pays tickets if you can take the insult.

Phone ControlsTap Spin For A Roast. Then tap Hear Fortune if you want audio, or Talk Shit for another roast.
Madame is asleep.Spin the wheel and let the fortune teller roast your ass.
New Booth

Palm Reader

Pay Madame Redline to read your palm. She predicts your comedy future, exposes one bad habit, and gives you a ticket reward if you can handle the truth.

Uploaded palm photo preview
Booth 3

Funhouse Door Dash

Read the barker clue, pick the right door, and escape seven rooms before the club eats your courage.

Phone ControlsTap Start Door Dash. Read the short clue. Tap the door that matches it. Wrong doors cost courage.
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Barker CluePress Start Door Dash. The barker gives you a clue. Pick the door that matches it.
Cash Out

Take Your Prize To The Club.

Use the midway to warm up, then go into the main comedy game and test the joke for real.

Take The Mic
Prize won.