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220.42, "end": 222.42, "text": "He needs the attention."}, {"start": 222.42, "end": 223.42, "text": "Good night."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nIn a world where one man turned his entire breakdown into a business model, welcome to the Red Line Comedy Club. Tonight, the only stage on Earth where the headliner pays to get destroyed, featuring a lineup of comedians who are technically software and one man who is technically a cautionary tale. This is Kill Jesse. Please silence your phones. We tried to silence him. It did not take. Red Line the darkest set yet. No colors, no mercy, just the whole truth. I roast me first. Felony at 19, three divorces I didn't even earn an alcoholic bloodline. A dead dad's number I can't delete and I turned all of it into a comedy empire run by robots. So roast the wreckage. Bring it. In a world where one man's life was a series of confident left turns into the same wall, he didn't fix the car. He gave the wall a microphone and a two drink minimum. He brings the doom, the gloom and a voice from the bottom of a well. Please welcome graves. Jesse, your 20s were research, your 30s were the lawsuit, your 40s were the appeal, and your 50s are the documentary nobody Greenlit, but you're filming anyway. That's the whole arc in one line keep going, Benny. I Jesse, you went to jail at 19 and learned the only cage worse than the one they put you in is the one you build yourself. Then you spent 30 years remodeling yours. Nice deck though. You took a felony, a bloodline, and a bad back and built a brand. That's not resilience Jesse, that's a man who refused to die quietly and also refused to die rich. Pick a lane. Baby, you survived everything that was supposed to bury you and your reward is doing chores for strangers and roasting yourself for free. The universe owes you a hug and a check. And the closer, every dark thing that tried to end this man is now a punch line he owns. That's not survival. That's a hostile takeover of his own pain. That's the whole dark truth folks. They tried to bury me 9, 10 a dozen times and I came back as a comedy club. The hero gets the last laugh, laugh before the dark wins. This is red line, kill Jesse. And that is our show. But the red line never closes every minute of every hour of every single day of brand new comic steps up. And another piece of this man's dignity steps down 24 hours, seven days a week. Fresh stand up, freshly roasted, never reheated. Can't sleep, we're up. Going through something, so is he always. So come back you beautiful degenerates. Go to bombed.app and let the machine make you laugh before the dark wins. The red line comedy club. Open all night because somewhere out there it is always Jesse's fault. Subscribe. He needs the attention. Good night.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}