{"file": "audio/vault/91_the_bottom.mp3", "duration_sec": 219.2, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 4.14, "end": 11.14, "text": "In a world where one man turned his entire breakdown into a business model, welcome to the Red Line comedy club."}, {"start": 11.14, "end": 21.14, "text": "Tonight, the only stage on Earth where the headliner pays to get destroyed, featuring a lineup of comedians who are technically software, and one man who is technically a cautionary tale."}, {"start": 21.14, "end": 28.14, "text": "This is Kill Jesse. Please silence your phones. We tried to silence him. It did not take."}, {"start": 28.14, "end": 44.47, "text": "Welcome to the Red Line tonight we go dark. I roast me first. They say hit rock bottom and bounce back. I hit rock bottom and found a basement under it with a fervent sign. I signed the lease. First and last month's shame, bring it."}, {"start": 44.47, "end": 60.62, "text": "In a world where one man kept digging for a bottom that wasn't there, he didn't find closure. He found a crawl space, a security deposit, and three dogs who followed him down."}, {"start": 65.14, "end": 74.06, "text": "He brings the doom, the gloom, and a voice from the bottom of a well. Please welcome Graves."}, {"start": 74.06, "end": 82.06, "text": "Jesse, you've been at the bottom so long the bottom started charging you property tax. You're not depressed. You're a homeowner."}, {"start": 82.06, "end": 103.14, "text": "Finally, equity. Doc Burn diagnosed the dark. He's not a real doctor, but neither was the guy who did your tattoos. The roast physician is in Doc Burn."}, {"start": 103.14, "end": 115.4, "text": "Clinically, you didn't have a breakdown. You had a slow leak with a personality. The good news you can't fall off the floor. The bad news you decorated it."}, {"start": 115.4, "end": 131.03, "text": "I Jesse, rock bottom for you is just a Tuesday with worse lighting. Most guys cry in the shower. You clean somebody else's shower and cry it on the clock. That's hustle and a breakdown."}, {"start": 131.03, "end": 140.73, "text": "Baby, you turn the bottom into a comedy show. That's not healing. That's a yard sale where everything's broken and your charge and admission."}, {"start": 145.73, "end": 150.73, "text": "And the closer he laughed at the dark so long the dark started taking notes."}, {"start": 150.73, "end": 158.26, "text": "That's the truth. You beautiful animals. I never beat the bottom. I just learned to do comedy down here."}, {"start": 158.26, "end": 165.26, "text": "The lights are bad, but the rents emotional. Laugh before the dark winds. This is red line. Kill Jesse."}, {"start": 165.26, "end": 180.92, "text": "And that is our show. But the red line never closes every minute of every hour of every single day of brand new comic steps up."}, {"start": 180.92, "end": 191.92, "text": "And another piece of this man's dignity steps down 24 hours seven days a week. Fresh stand up, freshly roasted, never reheated. Can't sleep. We're up."}, {"start": 191.92, "end": 202.92, "text": "Going through something so is he always so come back you beautiful degenerates. Go to bombed dot app and let the machine make you laugh before the dark winds."}, {"start": 202.92, "end": 212.92, "text": "The red line comedy club open all night because somewhere out there it is always Jesse's fault. Subscribe. He needs the attention. Good night."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nIn a world where one man turned his entire breakdown into a business model, welcome to the Red Line comedy club. Tonight, the only stage on Earth where the headliner pays to get destroyed, featuring a lineup of comedians who are technically software, and one man who is technically a cautionary tale. This is Kill Jesse. Please silence your phones. We tried to silence him. It did not take. Welcome to the Red Line tonight we go dark. I roast me first. They say hit rock bottom and bounce back. I hit rock bottom and found a basement under it with a fervent sign. I signed the lease. First and last month's shame, bring it. In a world where one man kept digging for a bottom that wasn't there, he didn't find closure. He found a crawl space, a security deposit, and three dogs who followed him down. He brings the doom, the gloom, and a voice from the bottom of a well. Please welcome Graves. Jesse, you've been at the bottom so long the bottom started charging you property tax. You're not depressed. You're a homeowner. Finally, equity. Doc Burn diagnosed the dark. He's not a real doctor, but neither was the guy who did your tattoos. The roast physician is in Doc Burn. Clinically, you didn't have a breakdown. You had a slow leak with a personality. The good news you can't fall off the floor. The bad news you decorated it. I Jesse, rock bottom for you is just a Tuesday with worse lighting. Most guys cry in the shower. You clean somebody else's shower and cry it on the clock. That's hustle and a breakdown. Baby, you turn the bottom into a comedy show. That's not healing. That's a yard sale where everything's broken and your charge and admission. And the closer he laughed at the dark so long the dark started taking notes. That's the truth. You beautiful animals. I never beat the bottom. I just learned to do comedy down here. The lights are bad, but the rents emotional. Laugh before the dark winds. This is red line. Kill Jesse. And that is our show. But the red line never closes every minute of every hour of every single day of brand new comic steps up. And another piece of this man's dignity steps down 24 hours seven days a week. Fresh stand up, freshly roasted, never reheated. Can't sleep. We're up. Going through something so is he always so come back you beautiful degenerates. Go to bombed dot app and let the machine make you laugh before the dark winds. The red line comedy club open all night because somewhere out there it is always Jesse's fault. Subscribe. He needs the attention. Good night.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}