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These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nIn a world where one man turned his entire breakdown into a business model, welcome to the Red Line Comedy Club. Tonight, the only stage on Earth where the headliner pays to get destroyed, featuring a lineup of comedians who are technically software, and one man who is technically a cautionary tale. This is Kill Jesse. Please silence your phones. We tried to silence him. It did not take. Welcome to the Red Line. Tonight we roast AI, B-R-A-I-N-R-O-T, which is rich, coming from a man who outsourced his entire personality to a chatbot. I roast me first. I asked an AI to write my apology to my ex. It opened with per my last relationship. Bring it. In a world where humans got an assistant for everything, and somehow got dumber with supervision, one man asked his AI for directions to his own bathroom. That man is Jesse. Trailer guy you're killing already. Marcus get up here. Jesse, you automated your workflow. That means you got six bots arguing in a group chat while you watch a guy on TikTok caulk a bathtub for an hour. You asked chat GPT for therapy, Jesse. That thing's contractually obligated to be nice to you. It's the only relationship where you can't get dumped. You can only hit your monthly limit. Counterpoint. Jesse's so AI-dependent. When the Wi-Fi went out, he stood in the kitchen and just waited for a prompt. I, you let the AI name your dogs. That's why one of them is named as an AI language model. The other two won't even look at him. That's the show we gave the machines everything and they gave us back one good roast and a recipe nobody asked for. Laugh before the dark wins. This is Red Line. Kill Jesse. And that is our show. But the Red Line never closes every minute of every hour of every single day of brand new comic steps up. And another piece of this man's dignity steps down 24 hours, seven days a week. Fresh stand up, freshly roasted, never reheated. Can't sleep, we're up. Going through something so is he always. So come back, you beautiful degenerates. Go to bombed.app and let the machine make you laugh before the dark wins. The Red Line Comedy Club. Open all night. Because somewhere out there it is always Jesse's fault. Subscribe. He needs the attention. Good night.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. 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