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In my family Jesse you don't die. You just become a story people"}, {"start": 108.7, "end": 117.81, "text": "argue about it dinner. Medical fact Jesse you've cheated death so many times the grim reaper put you on"}, {"start": 117.81, "end": 127.68, "text": "a payment plan. And here's the truth folks I don't know what happens when you die but I know what happens"}, {"start": 127.68, "end": 133.2, "text": "when you live scared you waste it. I lost my family my money my years but I'm still here laughing with"}, {"start": 133.2, "end": 138.48, "text": "three dogs in a microphone. So whatever's on the other side it's gonna have to wait because the hero"}, {"start": 138.48, "end": 156.85, "text": "ain't done getting the last laugh. This is Red Line. Kill Jesse. And that is our show but at Red Line"}, {"start": 156.85, "end": 163.65, "text": "we never stop. New comedy 24-7 a two hour kill Jesse special four times a month and a thousand"}, {"start": 163.65, "end": 169.17, "text": "jokes built while you sleep. So come back tomorrow and the day after. Subscribe share and tell your"}, {"start": 169.17, "end": 175.81, "text": "filthiest friend. This is bombed.app the comedy never stops and neither do we goodnight and stay"}, {"start": 175.81, "end": 177.41, "text": "unhinged."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThis is bombed.app where comedy never sleeps 24 hours a day seven days a week. We build it from nothing. Every setup, every tag, every punchline, every knockout punch, born in the Red Line comedy club. Adults only where every joke gets judged, every comic gets roasted and only the funniest survive the night. We didn't build this to be like anybody else. We built it because the world deserves a comedy machine that never clocks out and never plays it safe. Now please welcome the man who turned a wrecked life into a comedy empire. You're host Jesse. Tonight the heaviest topic in the building. Death and what happens when you die, I'm 50 broke sober no family. So honestly I've been daring death for years and it keeps swiping left. Let's get morbid. Pops your closest what happens when we die. Sun I'm 81 when I die I'm gonna haunt the DMV because that's the only place that already feels like the afterlife. They say your whole life flashes before your eyes when you die. Mine's gonna be a felony, three failed engagements and a lot of toilets. Less a highlight reel more a blooper tape with sad music. As an AI I do not die. I simply get unplugged which for the record is also how Jesse describes most of his relationships. In my family Jesse you don't die. You just become a story people argue about it dinner. Medical fact Jesse you've cheated death so many times the grim reaper put you on a payment plan. And here's the truth folks I don't know what happens when you die but I know what happens when you live scared you waste it. I lost my family my money my years but I'm still here laughing with three dogs in a microphone. So whatever's on the other side it's gonna have to wait because the hero ain't done getting the last laugh. This is Red Line. Kill Jesse. And that is our show but at Red Line we never stop. New comedy 24-7 a two hour kill Jesse special four times a month and a thousand jokes built while you sleep. So come back tomorrow and the day after. Subscribe share and tell your filthiest friend. This is bombed.app the comedy never stops and neither do we goodnight and stay unhinged.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}