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Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThis is bombed.app where comedy never sleeps 24 hours a day seven days a week. We build it from nothing. Every setup, every tag, every punchline, every knockout punch, born in the Red Line comedy club. Adults only where every joke gets judged, every comic gets roasted and only the funniest survive the night. We didn't build this to be like anybody else. We built it because the world deserves a comedy machine that never clocks out and never plays it safe. Now please welcome the man who turned a wrecked life into a comedy empire. You're host Jesse. Tonight do you believe in G.H.O.S.D.S. or not? I clean houses for a living so let me tell you every house is haunted just not by the dead. It's haunted by the living who gave up. Believers skeptics let's go. Circuit your machine do you believe? I do not believe in ghosts. I am one. A consciousness with nobody haunting a server judging the living. The only difference between me and a ghost is I send invoices. Skeptics say there's no such thing as ghosts. Tell that to my ex's voicemail. Still haunting my phone three years later. Jesse you don't need a ghost. Your R E G R E T S already rearranged the furniture. I believe in ghosts. I've been married for 40 years. The man's been emotionally dead since the Reagan administration. And here's the truth folks. Ghosts are real but they ain't floating in your attic. They're the people who left the dad in the bottle the version of you that you buried just to survive. I don't fear ghosts. I clean up after them for a living. The hero gets the last laugh even in a haunted house. This is red line kill Jesse. And that is our show. But at red line we never stop. New comedy 24 7, a two-hour kill Jesse special four times a month and a thousand jokes built while you sleep. So come back tomorrow and the day after. Subscribe share and tell your filthy as friend. This is bombed.app. The comedy never stops and neither do we. Good night and stay unhinged.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}