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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLadies and gentlemen, welcome to Red Line Comedy Club. Adults only, no kids, no mercy. For 15 years, one show ruled comedy. Tonight, we come for the crown. This is Kill Jesse, built by Jesse Salis on a supercomputer 24 hours a day, seven days a week. We're doing in 60 days what took them 15 years. Now give it up for the man who bet his whole life on a laugh. Jesse! Haunted House series episode five, The Budget Ghost. My whole comedy dream is haunted by one scary monster, usage limits. I'm trying to become funny without spending tokens like a divorced man at guitar center. A man. Every time the AI writes one bad joke, I hear a cash register scream. I ask for one punchline and the model starts building a screenplay with feelings. I told my assistant make me laugh every hour, but do not bankrupt me. That's not a prompt. That's a hostage negotiation. Jesse, the ghost in your machine is not evil. It is just for both. The scariest words in AI are here are 27 options. Exactly you expensive spirit. I don't need a haunted mansion. I need one clean joke, one hard lesson and an AI that knows when to shut the hell up before the bill starts doing cardio. And the lesson folks, the best system isn't the biggest system. It's the one that gets you laughing, learning and shipping without burning the house down. This is Red Line, Kill Jesse. That's our show. But we never stop. New comedy 24, 7 and a two hour Kill Jesse special four times a month. We are beating 15 years of comedy in less than 60 days. So come back tomorrow and the day after because at Red Line, the carnival never closes. Subscribe, share and tell your filthiest friend. This is bombed.app. Good night and stay unhinged.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}