{"file": "audio/vault/54_hh_colors_tour.mp3", "duration_sec": 161.2, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.84, "text": "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Red Line Comedy Club."}, {"start": 2.84, "end": 5.44, "text": "Adults only, no kids, no mercy."}, {"start": 5.44, "end": 8.14, "text": "For 15 years, one show ruled comedy."}, {"start": 8.14, "end": 10.08, "text": "Tonight, we come for the crown."}, {"start": 10.08, "end": 13.88, "text": "This is Kill Jesse, built by Jesse Salis on a supercomputer"}, {"start": 13.88, "end": 16.48, "text": "24 hours a day, seven days a week."}, {"start": 16.48, "end": 20.28, "text": "We're doing in 60 days what took them 15 years."}, {"start": 20.28, "end": 23.92, "text": "Now give it up for the man who bet his whole life on a laugh."}, {"start": 23.92, "end": 25.16, "text": "Jesse!"}, {"start": 25.16, "end": 27.32, "text": "Haunted House series episode three,"}, {"start": 27.32, "end": 29.44, "text": "the colors of my pain haunted tour,"}, {"start": 29.68, "end": 34.72, "text": "my book is called Colors of my Pain because every personality type has its own haunted room."}, {"start": 34.72, "end": 37.44, "text": "Red kicks the door open to protect everybody."}, {"start": 37.44, "end": 41.12, "text": "Green stands outside calculating whether the ghost is even real."}, {"start": 41.12, "end": 44.2, "text": "Blue changes personality until the ghost feels seen,"}, {"start": 44.2, "end": 59.3, "text": "and yellow hugs the ghost and says he just needs love."}, {"start": 59.3, "end": 61.46, "text": "Red don't believe in haunted houses."}, {"start": 61.46, "end": 63.78, "text": "Red believes in who is in my house."}, {"start": 63.78, "end": 66.66, "text": "Green asks the demon for SOAR CES."}, {"start": 66.66, "end": 70.14, "text": "Blue becomes whatever emotion keeps the room from exploding,"}, {"start": 70.14, "end": 74.46, "text": "and yellow is the only one trying to invite the demon to thanksgiving."}, {"start": 74.46, "end": 91.37, "text": "Blue on Nant."}, {"start": 91.37, "end": 95.01, "text": "And Jesse's a red, which means he don't get scared."}, {"start": 95.01, "end": 104.39, "text": "He gets offended the ghost didn't check in first."}, {"start": 104.39, "end": 106.47, "text": "Damn right, the ghost whispered get out."}, {"start": 106.47, "end": 109.35, "text": "I said not until you explain the invoice, clean the baseboards,"}, {"start": 109.35, "end": 112.31, "text": "and tell me why my AI used so many tokens."}, {"start": 112.31, "end": 115.27, "text": "And the lesson, folks, your pain has a color."}, {"start": 115.27, "end": 119.27, "text": "Comedy starts the second you stop hiding the color and you make it talk on stage."}, {"start": 119.27, "end": 161.24, "text": "This is Red Line, Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLadies and gentlemen, welcome to Red Line Comedy Club. Adults only, no kids, no mercy. For 15 years, one show ruled comedy. Tonight, we come for the crown. This is Kill Jesse, built by Jesse Salis on a supercomputer 24 hours a day, seven days a week. We're doing in 60 days what took them 15 years. Now give it up for the man who bet his whole life on a laugh. Jesse! Haunted House series episode three, the colors of my pain haunted tour, my book is called Colors of my Pain because every personality type has its own haunted room. Red kicks the door open to protect everybody. Green stands outside calculating whether the ghost is even real. Blue changes personality until the ghost feels seen, and yellow hugs the ghost and says he just needs love. Red don't believe in haunted houses. Red believes in who is in my house. Green asks the demon for SOAR CES. Blue becomes whatever emotion keeps the room from exploding, and yellow is the only one trying to invite the demon to thanksgiving. Blue on Nant. And Jesse's a red, which means he don't get scared. He gets offended the ghost didn't check in first. Damn right, the ghost whispered get out. I said not until you explain the invoice, clean the baseboards, and tell me why my AI used so many tokens. And the lesson, folks, your pain has a color. Comedy starts the second you stop hiding the color and you make it talk on stage. This is Red Line, Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}