{"file": "audio/vault/44_the_people_who_saved_me.mp3", "duration_sec": 145.6, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.84, "text": "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Red Line Comedy Club."}, {"start": 2.84, "end": 5.54, "text": "Adults only, no kids, no mercy."}, {"start": 5.54, "end": 8.24, "text": "For 15 years, one show ruled comedy."}, {"start": 8.24, "end": 10.24, "text": "Tonight, we come for the crown."}, {"start": 10.24, "end": 13.88, "text": "This is Kill Jesse, built by Jesse Salis on a supercomputer"}, {"start": 13.88, "end": 16.68, "text": "24 hours a day, seven days a week."}, {"start": 16.68, "end": 20.44, "text": "We're doing in 60 days what took them 15 years."}, {"start": 20.44, "end": 24.12, "text": "Now give it up for the man who bet his whole life on a laugh."}, {"start": 24.12, "end": 25.36, "text": "Jesse!"}, {"start": 25.36, "end": 27.28, "text": "Tonight gets complicated, folks."}, {"start": 27.28, "end": 29.36, "text": "I talk a lot about losing my family."}, {"start": 29.36, "end": 33.12, "text": "12 years no contact, a dad and a bottle of mom who disowned me."}, {"start": 33.12, "end": 34.92, "text": "But here's a truth I owe them."}, {"start": 34.92, "end": 38.4, "text": "When I was 19, facing a felony that would have ended my whole life,"}, {"start": 38.4, "end": 40.96, "text": "it was my parents who scraped together the money for the lawyer"}, {"start": 40.96, "end": 42.84, "text": "that got me that hung jury."}, {"start": 42.84, "end": 45.92, "text": "The same family that couldn't be there for the next 30 years"}, {"start": 45.92, "end": 50.2, "text": "showed up for the one day that decided if I'd even have 30 years."}, {"start": 50.2, "end": 57.24, "text": "Oh!"}, {"start": 57.24, "end": 60.72, "text": "Jesse, that's the most Italian thing I ever heard."}, {"start": 60.72, "end": 63.48, "text": "We can't say I love you, but we'll mortgage the house"}, {"start": 63.48, "end": 71.3, "text": "to keep you out of prison."}, {"start": 71.34, "end": 73.94, "text": "So your family saved your life and ruined your credit."}, {"start": 73.94, "end": 82.82, "text": "That's a balanced relationship, Jesse."}, {"start": 82.82, "end": 85.18, "text": "And here's the whole truth, you beautiful Rex."}, {"start": 85.18, "end": 87.06, "text": "People aren't all good or all bad."}, {"start": 87.06, "end": 89.14, "text": "My parents failed me a thousand days,"}, {"start": 89.14, "end": 91.82, "text": "but on the one day my life was on the line they were there."}, {"start": 91.82, "end": 94.9, "text": "And maybe that's the hardest thing about pain, it's never clean."}, {"start": 94.9, "end": 97.1, "text": "The people who broke my heart also kept it beating,"}, {"start": 97.1, "end": 98.7, "text": "so tonight I'm not roasting them."}, {"start": 98.7, "end": 101.66, "text": "I'm just saying thank you for the lawyer, for the hung jury,"}, {"start": 101.66, "end": 104.66, "text": "for the 30 years you gave me even if you couldn't be in them."}, {"start": 104.66, "end": 107.14, "text": "The hero gets the last laugh."}, {"start": 107.14, "end": 109.38, "text": "But he knows exactly who bought the ticket."}, {"start": 109.38, "end": 123.94, "text": "This is Red Line, kill Jesse, good night."}, {"start": 123.94, "end": 126.46, "text": "That's our show, but we never stop."}, {"start": 126.46, "end": 131.06, "text": "New comedy 24-7 and a two hour kill Jesse special four times a month."}, {"start": 131.06, "end": 134.22, "text": "We are beating 15 years of comedy in less than 60 days."}, {"start": 134.22, "end": 136.26, "text": "So come back tomorrow and the day after,"}, {"start": 136.26, "end": 139.06, "text": "because at Red Line, the carnival never closes."}, {"start": 139.06, "end": 141.94, "text": "Subscribe, share, and tell your filthiest friend."}, {"start": 141.94, "end": 143.66, "text": "This is bombed.app."}, {"start": 143.66, "end": 145.42, "text": "Good night and stay unhinged."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLadies and gentlemen, welcome to Red Line Comedy Club. Adults only, no kids, no mercy. For 15 years, one show ruled comedy. Tonight, we come for the crown. This is Kill Jesse, built by Jesse Salis on a supercomputer 24 hours a day, seven days a week. We're doing in 60 days what took them 15 years. Now give it up for the man who bet his whole life on a laugh. Jesse! Tonight gets complicated, folks. I talk a lot about losing my family. 12 years no contact, a dad and a bottle of mom who disowned me. But here's a truth I owe them. When I was 19, facing a felony that would have ended my whole life, it was my parents who scraped together the money for the lawyer that got me that hung jury. The same family that couldn't be there for the next 30 years showed up for the one day that decided if I'd even have 30 years. Oh! Jesse, that's the most Italian thing I ever heard. We can't say I love you, but we'll mortgage the house to keep you out of prison. So your family saved your life and ruined your credit. That's a balanced relationship, Jesse. And here's the whole truth, you beautiful Rex. People aren't all good or all bad. My parents failed me a thousand days, but on the one day my life was on the line they were there. And maybe that's the hardest thing about pain, it's never clean. The people who broke my heart also kept it beating, so tonight I'm not roasting them. I'm just saying thank you for the lawyer, for the hung jury, for the 30 years you gave me even if you couldn't be in them. The hero gets the last laugh. But he knows exactly who bought the ticket. This is Red Line, kill Jesse, good night. That's our show, but we never stop. New comedy 24-7 and a two hour kill Jesse special four times a month. We are beating 15 years of comedy in less than 60 days. So come back tomorrow and the day after, because at Red Line, the carnival never closes. Subscribe, share, and tell your filthiest friend. This is bombed.app. Good night and stay unhinged.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}