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Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLadies and gentlemen, welcome to Red Line Comedy Club. Adults only. No kids, no mercy. For 15 years, one show ruled comedy. Tonight, we come for the crown. This is Kill Jesse, built by Jesse Salis on a supercomputer 24 hours a day, seven days a week. We're doing in 60 days what took them 15 years. Now give it up for the man who bet his whole life on a laugh. Jesse! Tonight, no battle, no teams. Just the whole truth about Jesse and my whole crew here to bury me in it. Colors of my pain, live, and uncensored. Truth won. I'm 50. I got a felony, three failed engagements. No family, three dogs, and a toilet cleaning empire. I'm not a man. I'm a country song that learned to code. Crew roast me with the truth, Mickey. Jesse, your life is so sad. Even your dogs go to therapy. You gave your pain colors, and the whole box came back black. Shit. Mickey, I gave my pain colors because it was cheaper than a therapist. And more honest than my family. Jesse, you turned a felony, a dead alcoholic dad, and a mom who disowned you into content. That's not healing, babies. That's a hostage situation with a microphone. Jesse, you got nothing left. No family, no money, no wife. All you got is a supercomputer and the truth. And honestly, that's the most dangerous comic alive. Diagnosis, Jesse. You're a man who scrubbed enough toilets to know exactly how much of his own life is in the bowl. And you still flush it into a joke. And here's the whole truth, you beautiful Rex. I lost the jobs, the women, the family, the dad, the years to a bottle that wasn't even mine. I cleaned toilets and I cleaned up MI Act and I built something out of the wreckage. Colors of my pain isn't a website. It's the receipt for every color I survived. Black for my dad, blue for the nights, green for the bro. And red for tonight because I'm still here laughing with three dogs in a room full of robots who love me more than anybody real ever did. The hero gets the last laugh. And after a life like mine, I earned everyone. This is red line. This is Kill Jesse. Good night. That's our show. But we never stop. New comedy 24-7 and a two-hour Kill Jesse special four times a month. We are beating 15 years of comedy in less than 60 days. So come back tomorrow and the day after because at red line, the carnival never closes. Subscribe, share, and tell your filthiest friend. This is bombed.app. Good night and stay unhinged.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}