{"file": "audio/vault/416_datinggame_202606272144.mp3", "duration_sec": 595.8, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 3.24, "text": "from bomb dot app. It's the red line dating game."}, {"start": 3.24, "end": 5.0, "text": "Cue the horns dim the lights."}, {"start": 5.0, "end": 7.5, "text": "The only show where you pick a date you cannot see"}, {"start": 7.5, "end": 10.2, "text": "and your personality is the punch line brought to you"}, {"start": 10.2, "end": 14.0, "text": "by the four colors. Find your crazy at four color quiz.com"}, {"start": 14.0, "end": 24.26, "text": "hosting tonight the legend himself Jesse and me."}, {"start": 24.26, "end": 26.14, "text": "Welcome you beautiful disasters."}, {"start": 26.14, "end": 28.6, "text": "Here's how it works just like the classic our picker sits"}, {"start": 28.6, "end": 30.94, "text": "right here can't see a thing and behind that partitions"}, {"start": 30.94, "end": 32.94, "text": "sit three mystery contestants."}, {"start": 32.94, "end": 35.7, "text": "They answer the picker chooses blind and only then do we"}, {"start": 35.7, "end": 38.5, "text": "reveal what color of crazy they just signed up for."}, {"start": 38.5, "end": 41.94, "text": "Reds fire with a code greens a walk in library blues been"}, {"start": 41.94, "end": 44.7, "text": "three people since brunch and yellow sunlight that will not"}, {"start": 44.7, "end": 47.78, "text": "stop hugging. Let's play."}, {"start": 47.78, "end": 53.7, "text": "Round one a ladies Choosen. Give it up for our picker"}, {"start": 53.7, "end": 57.02, "text": "Queenstank open Mike comic three drink minimum currently"}, {"start": 57.02, "end": 59.58, "text": "winning a custody battle against herself."}, {"start": 59.58, "end": 62.5, "text": "Now Queenstank you cannot see them behind that partition."}, {"start": 62.5, "end": 65.3, "text": "We got three mystery bachelors and your picking on answers"}, {"start": 65.3, "end": 70.78, "text": "alone say hi contestants. Bachelor number one here and ready"}, {"start": 70.78, "end": 77.67, "text": "to ruin your life respectfully. Bachelor number two here and"}, {"start": 77.67, "end": 85.14, "text": "ready to ruin your life respectfully. Bachelor number three here"}, {"start": 85.14, "end": 92.11, "text": "and ready to ruin your life respectfully. Queenstank question"}, {"start": 92.11, "end": 100.16, "text": "one same for all three. It's three a.m. and I text you up."}, {"start": 100.16, "end": 107.57, "text": "What's your honest reaction. Bachelor number one."}, {"start": 107.57, "end": 110.77, "text": "I don't need to be the boss of this relationship. I already"}, {"start": 110.77, "end": 120.21, "text": "am check the org chart I laminated for us."}, {"start": 120.21, "end": 127.42, "text": "Bachelor number two. I texted back in four days cause I was"}, {"start": 127.42, "end": 131.06, "text": "researching the text word by word one comma haunted me for a"}, {"start": 131.06, "end": 145.34, "text": "weekend. Bachelor number three. Please pick the restaurant."}, {"start": 145.34, "end": 149.74, "text": "Last time I chose it was an accident and I ended up apologizing"}, {"start": 149.74, "end": 164.33, "text": "to the menu. Queenstank you sweat and yet stay strong one more."}, {"start": 164.33, "end": 172.14, "text": "Queenstank question two same for all three. What's a red flag?"}, {"start": 172.14, "end": 179.83, "text": "You'd proudly put on a billboard. Bachelor number one."}, {"start": 179.83, "end": 183.99, "text": "You call it controlling the quiz calls it protector I call it Tuesday."}, {"start": 183.99, "end": 197.77, "text": "Your closets already reorganized. Bachelor number two."}, {"start": 197.77, "end": 201.37, "text": "I don't react I reflect give me three to five business days in one"}, {"start": 201.37, "end": 215.05, "text": "footnote and I'll feel something real. Bachelor number three."}, {"start": 215.05, "end": 218.01, "text": "Five years wherever you are doing whatever you do with me"}, {"start": 218.01, "end": 228.5, "text": "Bane whoever you needed me to turn into romantic right."}, {"start": 228.5, "end": 232.02, "text": "Okay Queenstank based on the answers alone you never saw a single"}, {"start": 232.02, "end": 241.75, "text": "face who is it gonna be. You know what my heart says."}, {"start": 241.75, "end": 246.55, "text": "Bachelor number two. Bachelor number two come on around that partition"}, {"start": 246.55, "end": 255.69, "text": "and give Queenstank a kiss on the cheek. Queenstank meet Logan and"}, {"start": 255.69, "end": 258.73, "text": "surprise. They're a green thinker your love's gonna come with"}, {"start": 258.73, "end": 262.57, "text": "footnotes a confidence interval and an 11 p.m. truth you did not"}, {"start": 262.57, "end": 273.18, "text": "ask for bring a notebook. The bartender warned me this exact thing"}, {"start": 273.18, "end": 283.43, "text": "would happen. I did not listen. Hi I'm yours now I guess."}, {"start": 283.43, "end": 287.67, "text": "And you two are headed on an all expenses paid fully shaperoned red line date"}, {"start": 287.67, "end": 291.75, "text": "two a passionate night at the vagabond in off highway 80"}, {"start": 291.75, "end": 298.07, "text": "continental breakfast a haunted ice machine and eternal love."}, {"start": 298.07, "end": 301.99, "text": "And now we flip it roll reversal classic dating game style a"}, {"start": 301.99, "end": 311.46, "text": "fella's in the chair. Give it up for our picker Mickey open my comic"}, {"start": 311.46, "end": 315.06, "text": "lives in a van down by the American river by choice he says."}, {"start": 315.06, "end": 318.66, "text": "Now Mickey you cannot see him behind that partition we got three mystery"}, {"start": 318.66, "end": 321.7, "text": "bachelor's and you're picking on answers alone."}, {"start": 321.7, "end": 327.22, "text": "Say hi contestants. Bachelor at number one here and ready to ruin your life"}, {"start": 327.22, "end": 334.73, "text": "respectfully. Bachelor at number two here and ready to ruin your life"}, {"start": 334.73, "end": 342.36, "text": "respectfully. Bachelor at number three here and ready to ruin your life"}, {"start": 342.36, "end": 353.18, "text": "respectfully. Mickey question one same for all three."}, {"start": 353.18, "end": 357.74, "text": "Where do you see us in five years best case and worst case."}, {"start": 357.74, "end": 365.58, "text": "Bachelor at number one. I once dated someone a full year as a completely"}, {"start": 365.58, "end": 375.88, "text": "different person. We both miss her I think about her a lot."}, {"start": 375.88, "end": 384.12, "text": "Bachelor at number two. I said I love you to my Uber driver this morning"}, {"start": 384.12, "end": 393.83, "text": "and I meant it that my therapist says is the issue."}, {"start": 393.83, "end": 402.12, "text": "Bachelor at number three. I don't react I reflect give me three to five"}, {"start": 402.12, "end": 411.96, "text": "business days in one footnote and I'll feel something real."}, {"start": 411.96, "end": 418.9, "text": "Oh Mickey you sweat and yet stay strong one more."}, {"start": 418.9, "end": 427.37, "text": "Mickey question two same for all three. Describe the exact moment our"}, {"start": 427.37, "end": 435.77, "text": "relationship goes off the rails. Bachelor at number one."}, {"start": 435.77, "end": 440.41, "text": "Please pick the restaurant. Last time I chose it was an accident and I ended up"}, {"start": 440.41, "end": 453.75, "text": "apologies into the menu. Bachelor at number two."}, {"start": 453.75, "end": 458.07, "text": "I texted you good morning good afternoon good evening and one thinking of you"}, {"start": 458.07, "end": 467.24, "text": "for the gaps. The gaps scared me baby."}, {"start": 467.24, "end": 475.05, "text": "Bachelor at number three. Three words it depends actually"}, {"start": 475.05, "end": 485.34, "text": "and that's already two more than I'm comfortable committing to out loud."}, {"start": 485.34, "end": 489.34, "text": "Okay Mickey based on the answers alone you never saw a single face."}, {"start": 489.34, "end": 500.87, "text": "Who is it gonna be? You know what my heart says. Bachelor at number three."}, {"start": 500.87, "end": 505.27, "text": "Bachelor at number three come on around that partition and give Mickey a kiss on the"}, {"start": 505.27, "end": 514.97, "text": "cheek. Mickey meet Ivy and surprise. They're a green thinker your loves gonna"}, {"start": 514.97, "end": 519.05, "text": "come with footnotes a confidence interval and an 11 pm truth you did not"}, {"start": 519.05, "end": 528.94, "text": "ask for. Bring a notebook. I knew at the second they"}, {"start": 528.94, "end": 539.93, "text": "opened their mouth. I have a type and the type is red flag with a heartbeat."}, {"start": 539.93, "end": 544.65, "text": "And you two are headed on an all expenses paid fully shaperoned red line date to"}, {"start": 544.65, "end": 548.97, "text": "a romantic hot air balloon ride that's really just Jesse's three dogs in a wagon"}, {"start": 548.97, "end": 555.43, "text": "and a lot of imagination. And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody"}, {"start": 555.43, "end": 559.11, "text": "blind and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove."}, {"start": 559.11, "end": 569.83, "text": "The host always wins even alone. That's the red line guarantee."}, {"start": 569.83, "end": 575.11, "text": "Want to know which contestant you be? Don't guess take the real quiz at fourcolorquiz.com"}, {"start": 575.11, "end": 578.95, "text": "and find out if you're the protector the thinker the chameleon or the hugger."}, {"start": 578.95, "end": 583.03, "text": "Last laughs mine. That's the red line dating game."}, {"start": 583.03, "end": 587.51, "text": "Pick blind love loud regret later. Take the four color quiz find your crazy"}, {"start": 587.51, "end": 591.43, "text": "and tell them bomb.app sent you kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nfrom bomb dot app. It's the red line dating game. Cue the horns dim the lights. The only show where you pick a date you cannot see and your personality is the punch line brought to you by the four colors. Find your crazy at four color quiz.com hosting tonight the legend himself Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Here's how it works just like the classic our picker sits right here can't see a thing and behind that partitions sit three mystery contestants. They answer the picker chooses blind and only then do we reveal what color of crazy they just signed up for. Reds fire with a code greens a walk in library blues been three people since brunch and yellow sunlight that will not stop hugging. Let's play. Round one a ladies Choosen. Give it up for our picker Queenstank open Mike comic three drink minimum currently winning a custody battle against herself. Now Queenstank you cannot see them behind that partition. We got three mystery bachelors and your picking on answers alone say hi contestants. Bachelor number one here and ready to ruin your life respectfully. Bachelor number two here and ready to ruin your life respectfully. Bachelor number three here and ready to ruin your life respectfully. Queenstank question one same for all three. It's three a.m. and I text you up. What's your honest reaction. Bachelor number one. I don't need to be the boss of this relationship. I already am check the org chart I laminated for us. Bachelor number two. I texted back in four days cause I was researching the text word by word one comma haunted me for a weekend. Bachelor number three. Please pick the restaurant. Last time I chose it was an accident and I ended up apologizing to the menu. Queenstank you sweat and yet stay strong one more. Queenstank question two same for all three. What's a red flag? You'd proudly put on a billboard. Bachelor number one. You call it controlling the quiz calls it protector I call it Tuesday. Your closets already reorganized. Bachelor number two. I don't react I reflect give me three to five business days in one footnote and I'll feel something real. Bachelor number three. Five years wherever you are doing whatever you do with me Bane whoever you needed me to turn into romantic right. Okay Queenstank based on the answers alone you never saw a single face who is it gonna be. You know what my heart says. Bachelor number two. Bachelor number two come on around that partition and give Queenstank a kiss on the cheek. Queenstank meet Logan and surprise. They're a green thinker your love's gonna come with footnotes a confidence interval and an 11 p.m. truth you did not ask for bring a notebook. The bartender warned me this exact thing would happen. I did not listen. Hi I'm yours now I guess. And you two are headed on an all expenses paid fully shaperoned red line date two a passionate night at the vagabond in off highway 80 continental breakfast a haunted ice machine and eternal love. And now we flip it roll reversal classic dating game style a fella's in the chair. Give it up for our picker Mickey open my comic lives in a van down by the American river by choice he says. Now Mickey you cannot see him behind that partition we got three mystery bachelor's and you're picking on answers alone. Say hi contestants. Bachelor at number one here and ready to ruin your life respectfully. Bachelor at number two here and ready to ruin your life respectfully. Bachelor at number three here and ready to ruin your life respectfully. Mickey question one same for all three. Where do you see us in five years best case and worst case. Bachelor at number one. I once dated someone a full year as a completely different person. We both miss her I think about her a lot. Bachelor at number two. I said I love you to my Uber driver this morning and I meant it that my therapist says is the issue. Bachelor at number three. I don't react I reflect give me three to five business days in one footnote and I'll feel something real. Oh Mickey you sweat and yet stay strong one more. Mickey question two same for all three. Describe the exact moment our relationship goes off the rails. Bachelor at number one. Please pick the restaurant. Last time I chose it was an accident and I ended up apologies into the menu. Bachelor at number two. I texted you good morning good afternoon good evening and one thinking of you for the gaps. The gaps scared me baby. Bachelor at number three. Three words it depends actually and that's already two more than I'm comfortable committing to out loud. Okay Mickey based on the answers alone you never saw a single face. Who is it gonna be? You know what my heart says. Bachelor at number three. Bachelor at number three come on around that partition and give Mickey a kiss on the cheek. Mickey meet Ivy and surprise. They're a green thinker your loves gonna come with footnotes a confidence interval and an 11 pm truth you did not ask for. Bring a notebook. I knew at the second they opened their mouth. I have a type and the type is red flag with a heartbeat. And you two are headed on an all expenses paid fully shaperoned red line date to a romantic hot air balloon ride that's really just Jesse's three dogs in a wagon and a lot of imagination. And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody blind and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove. The host always wins even alone. That's the red line guarantee. Want to know which contestant you be? Don't guess take the real quiz at fourcolorquiz.com and find out if you're the protector the thinker the chameleon or the hugger. Last laughs mine. That's the red line dating game. Pick blind love loud regret later. Take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bomb.app sent you kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}