{"file": "audio/vault/415_datinggame_202606272120.mp3", "duration_sec": 453.2, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 1.0, "text": "Leigh It's Up."}, {"start": 1.0, "end": 2.76, "text": "It's the Red Line Dating Game."}, {"start": 2.76, "end": 5.76, "text": "The only show where your personality is the punch line."}, {"start": 5.76, "end": 7.76, "text": "Brought to you by the four colors."}, {"start": 7.76, "end": 11.0, "text": "Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com,"}, {"start": 11.0, "end": 20.32, "text": "your hosts, the legend Jesse and me."}, {"start": 20.32, "end": 22.24, "text": "Welcome you beautiful disasters."}, {"start": 22.24, "end": 25.28, "text": "Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love."}, {"start": 25.28, "end": 26.16, "text": "Here's the game."}, {"start": 26.16, "end": 27.88, "text": "Our fella's ask, our lady's answer,"}, {"start": 27.88, "end": 31.08, "text": "and every answer is powered by their four color personality."}, {"start": 31.08, "end": 33.64, "text": "Red's fire with a code greens a walk in library"}, {"start": 33.64, "end": 34.76, "text": "that over thinks the menu"}, {"start": 34.76, "end": 36.92, "text": "blues already been three people since brunch"}, {"start": 36.92, "end": 39.44, "text": "and yellow sunlight that will not stop hugging."}, {"start": 39.44, "end": 40.52, "text": "Don't know your color."}, {"start": 40.52, "end": 42.92, "text": "Take the quiz at fourcolorquiz.com."}, {"start": 42.92, "end": 45.2, "text": "Let's find some crazy."}, {"start": 45.2, "end": 47.52, "text": "First up, our open mic bachelor, Vinnie."}, {"start": 47.52, "end": 49.52, "text": "On the line for mystery ladies,"}, {"start": 49.52, "end": 55.22, "text": "Vinnie hit him with question one."}, {"start": 55.22, "end": 58.42, "text": "Describe yourself in three words."}, {"start": 58.42, "end": 64.99, "text": "Scarlett, a red the protector, fire with a code."}, {"start": 64.99, "end": 66.87, "text": "Deal 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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLeigh It's Up. It's the Red Line Dating Game. The only show where your personality is the punch line. Brought to you by the four colors. Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fella's ask, our lady's answer, and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red's fire with a code greens a walk in library that over thinks the menu blues already been three people since brunch and yellow sunlight that will not stop hugging. Don't know your color. Take the quiz at fourcolorquiz.com. Let's find some crazy. First up, our open mic bachelor, Vinnie. On the line for mystery ladies, Vinnie hit him with question one. Describe yourself in three words. Scarlett, a red the protector, fire with a code. Deal breaker, indecision. You can't pick a restaurant. I'll pick it and we will never speak of it again. Ivy agreeing to thinker, mind like a library. I don't fall in love. I reach it slowly with citations in a 95% confidence interval. Oh, Vinnie, you sweating yet? One more. Where do you see us in five years? Azure, a blue the chameleon three people since brunch. I notice angles nobody else sees. Mostly the precise angle where I agree with you and we both finally relax. Sunny a yellow the hugger sunlight in human form. My idea of a wild Friday is calling my whole family to say I met you, then calling and right back to cry about it together. Speed round ladies, Vinnie, one quick question and I want all four colors, no thinking. What does commitment mind to you? I don't fall in love. I annex it. Welcome to the territory population us three dogs in my rules. Conflict I retreat into my mind library and reshell my feelings alphabetically. Currently filed under regret. Honestly, whatever you want, I don't have opinions anymore. I have your opinions now. They're great by the way. I love you too soon. I'll wait. Okay, it's been four seconds. I love you again. And honestly, stronger this time. Vinnie, buddy, run, run now. Now we flip it. Ladies turn our open mic, bachelor at Queenstank. Fellas, you're on the line and yes, we know your colors. Queenstank fire away. What's your biggest red flag, be honest? Blaze a red the protector, fire with a code. My way, my schedule, my rules, plus a laminated list of your areas for growth. Laminated means I care. Logan, a green, the thinker, mind like a library. I value truth over comfort, which is why this date comes with a footnote in appendix and a feedback form. Queenstank, you still in, brave woman, one more. You. What would you cook me on date night? Corey, a blue, the chameleon, three people since brunch. I've lived several lives in several voices, baby, and I've already been three different people just this date. Hugo, a yellow, the hugger, sunlight in human form. Conflict, I hug it out, forget the question, apologize for things you did, and then we hug some more. Beautifully resolved. Speed round, fellas. Queenstank hit him fast, all four colors go. How do you plan a vacation together? I love loud, I love hard, and I love with a clipboard. Your resistance is adorable. It is also denied. I don't have red flags. I have a thoroughly annotated risk assessment. You're in the yellow trend in red. I'll meet your family and become each of their favorite version of me. Simultaneously, it's seamless and exhausting. My idea of a wild Friday is calling. My whole family to say I met you, then calling. I'm right back to cry about it together. Queenstank, the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel. And now, the moment the whole internet's been waiting for, who's dating who? Vinnie, you're going home with Azure, a blue chameleon. They'll be your dream person tonight and somebody else's dream tomorrow in a whole different voice. Good luck, hold in a moving target. And Queenstank, you matched with Logan, a green thinker. Your love's gonna come with footnotes, a confidence interval, and an 11 p.m. truth you did not ask for. Bring a notebook. And me, I hosted the whole thing, matched everybody, and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove. The host always wins even alone. Go find your color at fourcolorquiz.com. Last laughs mine. That's the red line dating game, where the only stable match is Jesse and his dogs. Take the four color quiz, find your crazy, and tell them bomb.app sent you. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}