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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLeite's up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punch line. Brought to you by the four colors. Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, The Legend, Jesse, and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer, and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things. Blue can't pick. Yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up, our open mic bachelor, Doc Burn. On the line, four mystery ladies. Doc Burn hit him with question one. What does commitment mind to you? Scarlett a red the protector. I'm not controlling. I'm results oriented. Your life was a rough draft. I'm the final edit. Ivy, agreeing the thinker. Statistically, we have a 6.4% chance, which I find dangerously romantic. Oh, Doc Burn, you sweating yet? One more. How would you handle my three dogs? Azure blue the chameleon. I'd never argue if you said the sky was green, I'd reap it the sky. What color again? Sunny a yellow the hugger. I already cried about how much I'll miss you when this date ends. We just sat down. Speed round ladies. Doc Burn, one quick question. And I want all four colors, no thinking. What's your idea of a wild Friday night? Romance is me winning an argument you didn't know we were having. Happy anniversary. Well, I built a 40 tab spreadsheet on us. Tab one is concerns. It's the biggest tab. I once dated someone a full year as a completely different person. We both miss her. I made us a playlist, a scrapbook, and a backup hug. The backup hug has its own backup hug. Doc Burn, buddy, run, run now. Now we flip it, ladies turn our open mic bachelor at Queenstank. Fellas, you're on the line. And yes, we know your colors. Queenstank fire away. What's your idea of a perfect first date? Blaze a red the protector. I already met your friends, vetted them and cut to. The group's stronger now. You're welcome. Logan, a green the thinker. Give me a whiteboard in 40 minutes, and I'll prove we never should have met romantic right. Queenstank, you still in. Brave woman, one more. Yeah. How do you plan to make yourself together? Corya blew the chameleon. I once dated someone a full year as a completely different person. We both miss her. Hugo, a yellow the hugger. I'll remember every word you said and bring it up to cheerfully at our imaginary wedding. Speed round, fellas. Queenstank hit him fast, all four colors go. Describe yourself in three words. I run this relationship like a tight ship, and you sweetheart are the crew. I overthink everything. I once missed a wedding deciding what to wear. It was mine. What's my type? Yours? Whatever you just described, that's me now. Always has been. I love you too soon. I'll wait. OK, it's been four seconds. I love you again. Queenstank, the bar was on the floor, and they brought a shovel. Yeah. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. And now, the moment the whole internet's been waiting for, who's dating who? Doc Burn, you're going home with Sonny, a yellow hugger. You'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy. Bring tissues and a backup heart. And Queenstank, you matched with Hugo, a yellow hugger. You'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy. Bring tissues and a backup heart. And me, I hosted the whole thing, matched everybody. And I'm still going home to three dogs and a haunted stove. The host always wins even alone. Go find your color at fourcolorquiz.com. Last laughs mine. That's the red line dating game, where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs. Take the four color quiz, find your crazy, and tell them bomb.app sent you. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}