{"file": "audio/vault/395_datinggame_202606271720.mp3", "duration_sec": 402.6, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 3.0, "text": "Leigh It's Up. It's the Red Line Dating Game."}, {"start": 3.0, "end": 5.84, "text": "The only show where your personality is the punch line."}, {"start": 5.84, "end": 7.6, "text": "Brought to you by the Four Colors."}, {"start": 7.6, "end": 10.72, "text": "Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com,"}, {"start": 10.72, "end": 20.11, "text": "your hosts, the legend, Jesse, and me."}, {"start": 20.11, "end": 22.35, "text": "Welcome you beautiful disasters."}, {"start": 22.35, "end": 25.39, "text": "Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love."}, {"start": 25.39, "end": 28.19, "text": "Here's the game. Our fellow's ask, our lady's answer,"}, {"start": 28.19, "end": 31.63, "text": "and every answer is powered by their four color personality."}, {"start": 31.63, "end": 35.87, "text": "Red protects green over things. Blue can't pick. 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Queenstank fire away."}, {"start": 193.68, "end": 195.68, "text": "What's your idea of a wired Friday night?"}, {"start": 196.8, "end": 198.32, "text": "Blaze a red the protector."}, {"start": 202.34, "end": 206.26, "text": "We'll do it my way then your way which after my notes is also my way."}, {"start": 212.86, "end": 214.38, "text": "Logan agreeing the thinker."}, {"start": 218.48, "end": 222.88, "text": "Let me explain the data behind why we might theoretically possibly work. Swoon."}, {"start": 229.42, "end": 232.14, "text": "Queenstank you still in brave woman one more."}, {"start": 232.94, "end": 237.42, "text": "What's your relationship with your ex?"}, {"start": 238.54, "end": 248.62, "text": "Cori a blue the chameleon. Conflict free baby I fold faster than a lawn chair at the first"}, {"start": 248.62, "end": 264.46, "text": "sign of an opinion. You go a yellow the hugger. 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None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLeigh It's Up. It's the Red Line Dating Game. The only show where your personality is the punch line. Brought to you by the Four Colors. Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, the legend, Jesse, and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellow's ask, our lady's answer, and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things. Blue can't pick. Yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up, our open mic bachelor pops. On the line for mystery ladies, pops hit him with question one. What's your love language? Scarlet a red the protector. I don't ask. I organize your life's a mess and I'm the upgrade you didn't approve. Ivy agreeing the thinker. Let me explain the data behind why we might theoretically possibly work. Swoon. Oh pops you sweating yet? One more. How do you say you're sorry? Azure blue the chameleon. I'd never argue if you said the sky was green I'd reaping the sky. What color again? Sunny a yellow the hugger. My therapist knows your name. My mom knows your name. The baristas invested. We're all invested. Speed round ladies pops one quick question and I want all four colors no thinking. What's your biggest red flag? Be honest. We'll do it my way then your way which after my notes is also my way. Give me a whiteboard in 40 minutes and I'll prove we never should have met. Romantic right. What's my type yours? Whatever you just described that's me now always has been. I already love you and our three imaginary kids. I named them. I'm emotional hold me. Pop's buddy run run now. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor at Queenstank. Fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors. Queenstank fire away. What's your idea of a wired Friday night? Blaze a red the protector. We'll do it my way then your way which after my notes is also my way. Logan agreeing the thinker. Let me explain the data behind why we might theoretically possibly work. Swoon. Queenstank you still in brave woman one more. What's your relationship with your ex? Cori a blue the chameleon. Conflict free baby I fold faster than a lawn chair at the first sign of an opinion. You go a yellow the hugger. I'm already crying about how well this is going. Is it going well? I'm so invested. Speed round fellers. Queenstank hit him fast all four colors go. How do you plan a vacation together? I already met your friends vetted them and cut two. The group's stronger now you're welcome. I haven't finished analyzing the question yet. Please hold for my complete report. I have hobbies. They're your hobbies. I'm so passionate about the thing you like. I'll remember every word you said and bring it up tearfully at our imaginary wedding. Queenstank the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating who pops you're going home with Azure a blue chameleon. There'll be everything you ever wanted today and everything somebody else wanted tomorrow hold on loosely. And Queenstank you match with Hugo a yellow hugger you'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy bring tissues and a backup heart and me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove. The host always wins even alone go find your color at fourcolorquiz.com last laughs mine. That's the red line dating game where the only stable match is Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bomb dot-app sent you kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}