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Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThe group's in session, the copay is your dignity, red line group therapy. Today's topic money, specifically the lack of it, share your financial trauma. Gently, we're all broke here. I went to the store with a list and came home with one onion and a brand new understanding of despair. I buy something expensive and cry in it. Movement is overrated, darling, I suffer in style. I have a budgeting spreadsheet. Tab one is income. It's blank, it's a hikou about hope. I drive three Tesla's and can't make rent. That's not a flex, that's a man living in the future and getting evicted from it. 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