{"file": "audio/vault/380_datinggame_202606271520.mp3", "duration_sec": 407.2, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 1.36, "text": "Lights up."}, {"start": 1.36, "end": 3.16, "text": "It's the red line dating game."}, {"start": 3.16, "end": 6.16, "text": "The only show where your personality is the punch line."}, {"start": 6.16, "end": 8.12, "text": "Brought to you by the four colors."}, {"start": 8.12, "end": 11.28, "text": "Find out you're crazy at fourcolorquiz.com,"}, {"start": 11.28, "end": 13.6, "text": "your hosts, the legend Jesse and me."}, {"start": 20.56, "end": 22.6, "text": "Welcome you beautiful disasters."}, {"start": 22.6, "end": 25.72, "text": "Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love."}, {"start": 25.72, "end": 26.6, "text": "Here's the game."}, {"start": 26.6, "end": 28.44, "text": "Our fellas ask our ladies answer,"}, {"start": 28.44, "end": 32.04, "text": "and every answer is powered by their four color personality."}, {"start": 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Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punch line. Brought to you by the four colors. Find out you're crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer, and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things, blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up our open mic bachelor skip. On the line for mystery ladies, skip hidden with question one. What's your idea of a wild Friday night? Scarlet a red the protector. I already met your friends, vetted them and cut two. The group's stronger now, you're welcome. Ivy, agreeing the thinker. Give me a whiteboard in 40 minutes and I'll prove we never should have met. Romantic right. Oh, skip you sweating yet one more. Where do you see us in five years? Azure blue the chameleon. Please pick for me. Last time I made a choice it was an accident and I apologized for it. Sunny a yellow the hugger. I don't have walls. I have a welcome mat and a feeling's fire hose. Open wide, sweetie. Speed round ladies, skip one quick question and I want all four colors no thinking. What would you cook me on date nights? I love hard and I love loud with a clipboard. Your resistance is adorable but pointless. I haven't finished analyzing the question yet. Please hold for my complete report. Please pick for me. Last time I made a choice it was an accident and I apologized for it. I made us a playlist, a scrapbook and a backup hug. The backup hug has its own backup hug. Skip buddy run run now. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor red Jess. Fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors. Jess fire away. How do you handle conflict in a relationship? Blaze a red the protector. I'm not controlling I'm results oriented. Your life was a rough draft. I'm the final edit. Logan a green the thinker. Statistically we have a 6.4% chance which I find dangerously romantic. Jess you still in brave woman one more. What's your biggest red flag be honest? Cori a blue the chameleon. What's my type yours whatever you just described that's me now always has been. Hugo a yellow the hugger my therapist knows your name my mom knows your name the baristas invested we're all invested speed round fellers Jess hit him fast all four colors geo. What's your idea of a perfect first dates. I'll protect you so hard you'll need permission to breathe look it up its devotion. I've already imagined our breakup in 12 scenarios you handled three of them beautifully. I agree with you and with them and the waiter we're all right isn't this nice. I'm already crying about how well this is going. Is it going well? I'm so invested. Jess the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating WHO. Skip your going home with sunny a yellow hugger you'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy. Bring tissues and a backup heart. And Jess you matched with Logan a green thinker your love comes with footnotes a spreadsheet and a three day waiting period on every feeling. And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove. The host always wins even alone. Go find your color at fourcolorquiz.com last last mine. That's the red line dating game where the only stable match is Jessi and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bomb dot absent you kill Jessi.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}