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That's a man who never quit."}, {"start": 266.78, "end": 268.46, "text": "Last laughs mine dot com."}, {"start": 278.5, "end": 283.22, "text": "That was the website roast written by Grock. Visit them all. Tell them bomb dot app sent you."}, {"start": 283.22, "end": 284.02, "text": "Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nKill Jesse, the website rose 18 and up written by Grock, three domains, zero profit, infinite shame, your host, Jesse. Welcome back tonight. The bench torches my other sites, one Jesse dot com for color quiz dot com and colors of my pain dot com. Have at it. One Jesse dot com says builder creator human, pick two bro, you ain't all three on the same wife. His personal sites got schema markup for entrepreneur, creator, author. Google reads that and auto fills unpaid janitor who blogs. One Jesse dot com links to twisted laughs, wag chest, four colors. The book, it's not a website. It's a menu of coping mechanisms. He put a personality quiz on his own home page. A man so confused about his identity, he makes visitors take a test before they hire him. One Jesse dot com has a payment page, so does hope both decline frequently. Four color quiz red protector green, thinker blue, chameleon, yellow, hugger, Jesse's color brown, full of shit charges minimum. He monetized personality types, but still can't type. I'll call you back into a phone. Yellow is the hugger. Jesse hugs my buckets and calls it customer service. Green is the thinker. Jesse thought about automating lead follow up, built seven workflows, and is still braided on pickup. He wrote a book about pain and a quiz about COLORS. Baby turned his trauma into a Crayola pyramid scheme. What's your personality? Four color quiz dot com asks. Your bank account after hiring Jesse asks WHY. Four colors cheat sheet PDF. Jesse needs a cheat sheet for one task. Answer the phone. One page, bold font, still unread. Colors of my pain dot com read online, listen, watch the movie, stream the music. Jesse turned pain into a cinematic universe. Marvel's got nothing. Therapy's got everything. He wrote a book called Colors of My Pain, then built the color quiz. Rose not an author. He's a franchise. Colors of My Pain dot com is the most honest URL Jesse owns. One Jesse dot com says human. The book says suffering, but branded. Jesse turned pain into content. His clients turned their bathrooms into content. Only one party got paid. Hint, it wasn't the bathroom. Rose the empire all you want. Colors of My Pain turns my damage into art. Four colors turn strangers into friends. And one Jesse dot com is one man who refuses to log off. Three sites all mine all still up. That's not failure. That's a man who never quit. Last laughs mine dot com. That was the website roast written by Grock. Visit them all. Tell them bomb dot app sent you. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}