{"file": "audio/vault/367_datinggame_202606271320.mp3", "duration_sec": 405.2, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.8, "text": "Lights up. It's the Red Line Dating Game."}, {"start": 2.8, "end": 5.6, "text": "The only show where your personality is the punch line."}, {"start": 5.6, "end": 7.36, "text": "Brought to you by the Four Colors,"}, {"start": 7.36, "end": 10.4, "text": "find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com"}, {"start": 10.4, "end": 12.56, "text": "your hosts, The Legend Jesse and me."}, {"start": 19.87, "end": 21.87, "text": "Welcome you beautiful disasters."}, {"start": 21.87, "end": 24.99, "text": "Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love."}, {"start": 24.99, "end": 27.63, "text": "Here's the game. Our fella's ask, our lady's answer,"}, {"start": 27.63, "end": 31.23, "text": "and every answer is powered by their four color personality."}, {"start": 31.23, "end": 33.87, "text": "Red protects green over things, blue can't pick,"}, {"start": 33.87, "end": 35.39, "text": "yellow won't stop hugging."}, {"start": 35.39, "end": 38.91, "text": "Let's find some crazy. First up, our open mic,"}, {"start": 38.91, "end": 42.11, "text": "Bachelor Vinny. On the line, four mystery ladies."}, {"start": 42.11, "end": 49.33, "text": "Vinny hit him with question one. What's your biggest red flag,"}, {"start": 49.33, "end": 56.66, "text": "be honest? Scarlet a red the protector."}, {"start": 56.66, "end": 60.74, "text": "I color coded your flaws, prioritize them and built a five-year improvement"}, {"start": 60.74, "end": 63.3, "text": "plan for US."}, {"start": 69.07, "end": 77.25, "text": "Ivy agreeing the thinker. 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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the Red Line Dating Game. The only show where your personality is the punch line. Brought to you by the Four Colors, find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com your hosts, The Legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fella's ask, our lady's answer, and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things, blue can't pick, yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up, our open mic, Bachelor Vinny. On the line, four mystery ladies. Vinny hit him with question one. What's your biggest red flag, be honest? Scarlet a red the protector. I color coded your flaws, prioritize them and built a five-year improvement plan for US. Ivy agreeing the thinker. I haven't finished analyzing the question yet. Please hold for my complete report. Oh Vinny you sweating yet? One more. What do you bring to a relationship? Azure blue the chameleon. I love everything you love instantly, and I've forgotten I loved the opposite yesterday. Sunny a yellow the hugger. I'm already crying about how well this is going. Is it going well? I'm so invested. Speed round ladies, Vinny one quick question and I want all four colors no thinking. What's your idea of a perfect first date? My way my schedule my rules plus a laminated list of your areas for growth. My ideal night is silence a spreadsheet and you not touching the thermostat. I love everything you love instantly, and I've forgotten I loved the opposite yesterday. I cry you cry we hug it out I forget the question and then we just hug some more. Vinny buddy run run now. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor at Ruby. Fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors Ruby fire away. How do you plan a vacation together? Blaze a red the protector. I don't ask I organize your life some mess and I'm the upgrade you didn't approve. Logan agreeing the thinker. Give me a whiteboard in 40 minutes and I'll prove we never should have met romantic right. Ruby you're still in brave woman one more. You. Where do you see us in five years? Cori a blue the chameleon. Please pick for me last time I made a choice it was an accident and I apologized for it. Hugo a yellow the hugger. I already love you and our three imaginary kids. I named them. I'm emotional hold me. Speed round fellas Ruby hit them fast all four colors geo. How do you show someone you care? I don't compromise I delegate you'll get a memo with your feelings pre-approved. I texted back in four days because I was doing research on the text word by word. Wherever you are I'll be there nodding. What are we doing I'm in what are we doing? I'll over share until you know my feelings my fears and my social security number. Ruby the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating W H O. Vinnie you're going home with sunny a yellow hugger you'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy bring tissues and a backup heart. And Ruby you matched with blaze a red protector congrats your schedule your closet and your opinions now belong to someone else enjoy the friendly coup. And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at fourcolorquiz.com last laughs mine that's the red line dating game where the only stable match is Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bomb dot app sent you kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}