{"file": "audio/vault/358_datinggame_202606271120.mp3", "duration_sec": 403.6, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 6.08, "text": "Lights up. It's the Red Line Dating Game. The only show where your personality is the punchline"}, {"start": 6.08, "end": 11.6, "text": "brought to you by the four colors. Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts,"}, {"start": 11.6, "end": 23.71, "text": "the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic,"}, {"start": 23.71, "end": 28.19, "text": "two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer,"}, {"start": 28.19, "end": 33.47, "text": "and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things,"}, {"start": 33.47, "end": 37.07, "text": "blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy."}, {"start": 38.27, "end": 44.11, "text": "First up, our open mic bachelor skip. 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Speed round fellas Nikki hit him fast all four colors geo."}, {"start": 276.91, "end": 287.71, "text": "Do you show someone you care? Whatever it is I take charge I make the plan and you thank me by"}, {"start": 287.71, "end": 296.69, "text": "Tuesday that's love. I don't fall in love I reach it slowly with citations and a confidence"}, {"start": 296.69, "end": 305.95, "text": "interval. I'd never argue if you said the sky was green I'd reaping the sky what color again?"}, {"start": 309.73, "end": 314.77, "text": "I love you too soon I'll wait okay it's been four seconds I love you again."}, {"start": 318.4, "end": 320.96, "text": "Nikki the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel."}, {"start": 327.58, "end": 331.82, "text": "And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating WHO?"}, {"start": 338.0, "end": 343.2, "text": "Skip you're going home with Scarlett a red protector congrats your schedule your closet and your"}, {"start": 343.2, "end": 355.71, "text": "opinions now belong to someone else enjoy the friendly coup and Nikki you matched with Hugo a yellow"}, {"start": 355.71, "end": 361.15, "text": "hugger you'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy bring tissues and a backup"}, {"start": 361.15, "end": 373.25, "text": "heart. And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs"}, {"start": 373.25, "end": 380.13, "text": "in a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at four color quiz dot com"}, {"start": 380.13, "end": 392.86, "text": "last laughs mine that's the red line dating game where the only stable match is Jesse and his dogs take"}, {"start": 392.86, "end": 398.06, "text": "the four color quiz find your crazy until them bomb dot absent you kill Jesse"}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the Red Line Dating Game. The only show where your personality is the punchline brought to you by the four colors. Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer, and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things, blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up, our open mic bachelor skip. On the line for mystery ladies, skip hit him with question one. How would you handle my three dogs? Scarlett a red the protector. Simple I already booked it, chose your outfit, and informed your mother. It's handled. Ivy agreeing the thinker. I haven't finished analyzing the question yet. Please hold for my complete report. I once dated someone a full year as a completely different person. We both miss her. I already cried about how much I'll miss you when this date ends. We just sat down. Oh, speed round ladies skip one quick question, and I want all four colors no thinking. What would you cook me on date nights? Simple I already booked it, chose your outfit, and informed your mother. It's handled. Let me explain the data behind why we might theoretically possibly work. Swoon. I'll become exactly who you need. Who do you need? Give me a second to go change. I love you too soon. I'll wait. Okay, it's been four seconds. I love you again. Skip buddy run run now. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor at Nikki. Fellas you're on the line and yes, we know your colors. Nikki fire away. What's your relationship with your ex? Blaze a red the protector. I don't ask. I organize your life's a mess and I'm the upgrade you didn't approve. Logan agreeing the thinker. I haven't finished analyzing the question yet. Please hold for my complete report. Nikki you still in brave woman one more. How do you plan a vacation together? Cory a blue the chameleon. Conflict free baby I fold faster than a lawn chair at the first sign of an opinion. Hugo a yellow the hugger I already cried about how much I'll miss you when this date ends. We just sat down. Speed round fellas Nikki hit him fast all four colors geo. Do you show someone you care? Whatever it is I take charge I make the plan and you thank me by Tuesday that's love. I don't fall in love I reach it slowly with citations and a confidence interval. I'd never argue if you said the sky was green I'd reaping the sky what color again? I love you too soon I'll wait okay it's been four seconds I love you again. Nikki the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating WHO? Skip you're going home with Scarlett a red protector congrats your schedule your closet and your opinions now belong to someone else enjoy the friendly coup and Nikki you matched with Hugo a yellow hugger you'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy bring tissues and a backup heart. And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at four color quiz dot com last laughs mine that's the red line dating game where the only stable match is Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy until them bomb dot absent you kill Jesse\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}