{"file": "audio/vault/349_datinggame_202606270920.mp3", "duration_sec": 402.9, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 13.0, "text": "Lights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punchline brought to you by the four colors. Find out you're crazy at four color quiz. Com your hosts, the legend Jesse and me."}, {"start": 19.86, "end": 30.86, "text": "Welcome you beautiful disasters tonight from our open mic. Two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer and every answer is powered by their four color personality."}, {"start": 30.86, "end": 36.86, "text": "Red protects green over things blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging let's find some crazy."}, {"start": 37.86, "end": 52.28, "text": "First up our open mic bachelor skip on the line for mystery ladies skip hidden with question one. What do you bring to a relationship? 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I don't compromise I delegate you'll get a memo with your feelings pre approved."}, {"start": 207.52, "end": 232.43, "text": "Logan agreeing to think her I've run the simulations in most of them you leave but two of them are lovely Ruby you still in brave woman one more."}, {"start": 232.43, "end": 237.43, "text": "What's your relationship with your ex."}, {"start": 238.43, "end": 249.79, "text": "Cori a blue the chameleon I'd never argue if you said the sky was green I'd repaint the sky what color again."}, {"start": 256.58, "end": 277.06, "text": "Hugo a yellow the hugger I'll remember every word you said and bring it up cheerfully at our imaginary wedding. Speed round fellas Ruby hit him fast all four colors geo."}, {"start": 277.06, "end": 289.15, "text": "What's your idea of a perfect first date. I run this relationship like a tight ship and you sweetheart are the crew."}, {"start": 290.15, "end": 305.82, "text": "Let me explain the data behind why we might theoretically possibly work swoon I'm whoever the room needs right now I'm whatever made you smile two seconds ago."}, {"start": 309.86, "end": 320.78, "text": "I love you too soon I'll wait okay it's been four seconds I love you again Ruby the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel."}, {"start": 321.78, "end": 347.3, "text": "And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating W H O skip you're going home with Azure a blue chameleon there'll be everything you ever wanted today and everything somebody else wanted tomorrow hold on loosely."}, {"start": 354.25, "end": 362.25, "text": "And Ruby you match with Hugo a yellow hugger you'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy bring tissues and a backup heart."}, {"start": 362.25, "end": 380.94, "text": "And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs and a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at four color quiz dot com last laughs mine."}, {"start": 381.94, "end": 396.87, "text": "That's the red line dating game where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bombed dot absent you kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punchline brought to you by the four colors. Find out you're crazy at four color quiz. Com your hosts, the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters tonight from our open mic. Two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging let's find some crazy. First up our open mic bachelor skip on the line for mystery ladies skip hidden with question one. What do you bring to a relationship? Scarlett a red the protector. I love hard and I love loud with a clipboard your resistance is adorable but pointless. I.V. a green the thinker. Well I built a 40 tab spreadsheet on us tab one is concerns it's the biggest tab. Oh skip you sweating yet one more. What would you cook me on date nights? As you're a blue the chameleon. I once dated someone a full year as a completely different person. We both miss her. Sunny a yellow the hugger I'll remember every word you said and bring it up cheerfully at our imaginary wedding. Speed round ladies skip one quick question and I want all four colors no thinking. How do you say you're sorry? I'll protect you so hard you'll need permission to breathe look it up its devotion. Well I built a 40 tab spreadsheet on us tab one is concerns it's the biggest tab. I'll meet your family and become each of their favorite versions of me at the same time. I'm already crying about how well this is going is it going well I'm so invested. Skip buddy run run now now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor at Ruby fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors Ruby fire away. Where do you see us in five years. Blaze a red the protector. I don't compromise I delegate you'll get a memo with your feelings pre approved. Logan agreeing to think her I've run the simulations in most of them you leave but two of them are lovely Ruby you still in brave woman one more. What's your relationship with your ex. Cori a blue the chameleon I'd never argue if you said the sky was green I'd repaint the sky what color again. Hugo a yellow the hugger I'll remember every word you said and bring it up cheerfully at our imaginary wedding. Speed round fellas Ruby hit him fast all four colors geo. What's your idea of a perfect first date. I run this relationship like a tight ship and you sweetheart are the crew. Let me explain the data behind why we might theoretically possibly work swoon I'm whoever the room needs right now I'm whatever made you smile two seconds ago. I love you too soon I'll wait okay it's been four seconds I love you again Ruby the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating W H O skip you're going home with Azure a blue chameleon there'll be everything you ever wanted today and everything somebody else wanted tomorrow hold on loosely. And Ruby you match with Hugo a yellow hugger you'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy bring tissues and a backup heart. And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs and a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at four color quiz dot com last laughs mine. That's the red line dating game where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bombed dot absent you kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}