{"file": "audio/vault/340_datinggame_202606270720.mp3", "duration_sec": 405.9, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 6.08, "text": "Lights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punchline,"}, {"start": 6.08, "end": 12.16, "text": "brought to you by the four colors. Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts,"}, {"start": 12.16, "end": 23.94, "text": "the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic,"}, {"start": 23.94, "end": 28.5, "text": "two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellow's ask our ladies answer,"}, {"start": 28.5, "end": 33.78, "text": "and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things,"}, {"start": 33.78, "end": 37.38, "text": "blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy."}, {"start": 38.58, "end": 44.34, "text": "First up are open mic bachelor Mickey on the line for mystery ladies. 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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punchline, brought to you by the four colors. Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellow's ask our ladies answer, and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things, blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up are open mic bachelor Mickey on the line for mystery ladies. Mickey hit him with question one. What's your love language? Scarlett a red the protector. Romance is me winning an argument you didn't know we were having. Happy anniversary. Ivy a green the thinker. Let me explain the data behind why we might theoretically possibly work soon. Oh Mickey you sweating yet one more. How would you handle my three dogs? Azure blue the chameleon. I have hobbies they're your hobbies. I'm so passionate about the thing you like. Sunny a yellow the hugger. I cry you cry we hug it out I forget the question and then we just hug some more. Speed round ladies Mickey one quick question and I want all four colors no thinking. What would you cook me on date night? I already met your friends vetted them and cut two the group stronger now you're welcome. I've run the simulations in most of them you leave but two of them are lovely. Wherever you are I'll be there nodding. What are we doing I'm in what are we doing? I don't have walls I have a welcome mat in a feeling's fire hose open wide sweetie. Mickey buddy run run now. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor red big mama fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors big mama fire away. What's your deal breaker? Blaze a red the protector. I color coded your flaws prioritize them and built a five year improvement plan for us. Logan a green the thinker. I've run the simulations in most of them you leave but two of them are lovely. Big mama you still in brave woman one more. Describe yourself in three words. Corey a blue the chameleon conflict tree baby I fold faster than a lawn chair at the first sign of an opinion. Hugo a yellow the hugger I love you too soon I'll wait okay it's been four seconds I love you again. Speed round fellas big mama hit him fast all four colors geo. How do you show someone you care? I already met your friends vetted them and cut two the group stronger now you're welcome. Romance to me is a well-sighted pros and cons list and a long calm terrifying silence. I have hobbies they're your hobbies I'm so passionate about the thing you like. I love you too soon I'll wait okay it's been four seconds I love you again. Big mama the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating WHO. Mickey you're going home with Ivy a green thinker your love comes with footnotes a spreadsheet and a three day waiting period on every feeling and big mama you match with blaze a red protector congrats your schedule your closet and your opinions now belong to someone else enjoy the friendly coup and me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs and a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at four color quiz dot com last laughs mine that's the red line dating game where the only stable match is Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell him bombed dot app sent you kill Jesse\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}