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That's the red line dating game where the only"}, {"start": 390.9, "end": 395.94, "text": "stable matches Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bombed"}, {"start": 395.94, "end": 399.78, "text": "dot absent you kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punchline. Brought to you by the four colors. Find out you're crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, the legend, Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellow's ask our ladies answer, and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things, blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up our open mic bachelor trip on the line for mystery ladies. Trip hit him with question one. Where do you see us in five years? Scarlett a red the protector. Whatever it is I take charge I make the plan and you thank me by Tuesday. That's love. Ivy agreeing the thinker. I'll need three to five business days to draft a thoughtful response with footnotes. Oh trip you sweating yet one more. What's your love language? Azure blue the chameleon. I'll become exactly who you need. Who do you need? Give me a second to go change. Sunny a yellow the hugger. My love language is all of them at once loudly with a scrapbook of us I already made. Speed round ladies. Trip one quick question and I want all four colors no thinking. What does commitment mean to you? I don't compromise I delegate you'll get a memo with your feelings pre-approved. Give me a whiteboard in 40 minutes and I'll prove we never should have met romantic right. What's my type yours? Whatever you just described that's me now always has been. I cry you cry we hug it out I forget the question and then we just hug some more. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor red Ruby. Fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors Ruby fire away. What's your relationship with your ex? Blaze a red the protector. We'll do it my way then your way which after my notes is also my way. Logan agreeing the thinker. I don't fall in love I reach it slowly with citations and a confidence interval. Ruby you're still in brave woman one more. How would you handle my three dogs? Corey a blue the chameleon. I'm whoever the room needs right now I'm whatever made you smile two seconds ago. Hugo a yellow the hugger my therapist knows your name my mom knows your name the baristas invested we're all invested. Speed round fellers Ruby hit them fast all four colors geo. What's your biggest red flag be honest? I don't ask I organize your life some mess and I'm the upgrade you didn't approve. Give me a whiteboard in 40 minutes and I'll prove we never should have met romantic right. I love everything you love instantly and I've forgotten I loved the opposite yesterday. My love languages all of them at once loudly with a scrapbook of us I already made. Ruby the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating WHO? Trip you're going home with Azure a blue chameleon there'll be everything you ever wanted today and everything somebody else wanted tomorrow hold on loosely. And Ruby you matched with Logan a green thinker your love comes with footnotes a spreadsheet and a three day waiting period on every feeling and me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at four color quiz dot com last laughs mine. That's the red line dating game where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bombed dot absent you kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}