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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThis is a Red Line News Special Report, 18 and up. Tonight, the AI Comedy Wars, the industry's eating itself, and we've got jokes. Here's your anchor, Jesse. Good evening, you informed degenerates. Real story. An AI podcast generated a fake hour-long stand-up special of a legendary dead comedian sound-alike voice brand-new jokes the whole thing. The man's a state sued when a permanent injunction and the special got yanked offline. First big AI voice lawsuit in comedy. That's the news. Now, let's roast the hell out of it. Doc Burn, your medical take. Diagnosis, necromancy with a Wi-Fi bill. They dug up a legend to write new material. Brother, the man earned his rest. You don't reanimate a comic to do crowd work from the afterlife. Let him be dead. It's the one geeky book. Professor, the academic angle. Statistically, it's the perfect modern crime. They cloned a genius and the only thing the AI nailed was getting S-E-E-D. Everybody wants to clone the greats. Nobody wants to do the work of being great. That's not innovation. That's grave robbing with a subscription. Marcus, follow the money. Jesse, there's apps out here charging $147 to make fake stand-up. $147. For that price, you could buy a real open-mic comic of meal and his dignity and still have changed for the two drink minimum. It's a gold rush and the gold is somebody else's talent. Queenstank, bring it home. Honey, they're out here resurrecting dead men for content while living comics can't get booked. The afterlife's got better representation than the open mic. If I die, do not let a robot do my act, I will haunt the server. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER Oh! And here's the red line difference, you beautiful disasters. We don't clone anybody. Every voice on this network is original. Trailer guy? Original, the wild man, original idiot, these comics, built from scratch no graves rob, no estates to sue us. We didn't dig up a legend. We built our own circus out of nothing but a broke man and a microphone. LAUGHTER So while the rest of the industry is getting sued for impersonating the dead, red lines over here being original, broke and bulletproof, that's not just safer, it's funnier because nobody's done it before. Report the news, roast the news on the news. Last laughs mine and it's 100% original. That's the red line news special. All original, all hours, all safe, clone nothing, roast everything, kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}