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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punchline brought to you by the four colors find out you're crazy at four color quiz. Com your hosts the legend Jesse and me welcome you beautiful disasters tonight from our open mic two comics are looking for love. Here's the game our fellas ask our ladies answer and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up our open mic bachelor pops on the line for mystery ladies pops hit him with question one. What would you cook me on date night? Scarlet a red the protector will do it my way then your way which after my notes is also my way. Ivy a green the thinker. I'll need three to five business days to draft a thoughtful response with footnotes. Oh pops you sweating yet one more. What does commitment mean to you? Azure blue the chameleon I'll become exactly who you need who do you need give me a second to go change. Sunny a yellow the hugger I cry you cry we hug it out I forget the question and then we just hug some more. Speed round ladies pops one quick question and I want all four colors no thinking. Describe yourself in three words. I don't ask I organize your life some mess and I'm the upgrade you didn't approve. I texted back in four days because I was doing research on the text word by word. I love everything you love instantly and I've forgotten I loved the opposite yesterday. I love you too soon I'll wait okay it's been four seconds I love you again. I'm not controlling I'm results oriented your life was a rough draft I'm the final edit. I'm not going to be a green the thinker romance to me is a well-sighted pros and cons list and a long calm terrifying silence. Big mama you still in brave woman one more. What's your deal breaker. Corrie a blue the chameleon conflict free baby I fold faster than a lawn chair at the first sign of an opinion. I'm not going to be a yellow the hugger I cry you cry we hug it out I forget the question and then we just hug some more. Speed round fellas big mama hit him fast all four colors geo. What's your relationship with your ex I already met your friends vetted them and cut to the group stronger now you're welcome. I texted back in four days because I was doing research on the text word by word. I'll meet your family and become each of their favorite versions of me at the same time my therapist knows your name my mom knows your name the barista's invested we're all invested. Big mama the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating w H O pops you're going home with Azure a blue chameleon there'll be everything you ever wanted today and everything somebody else wanted tomorrow hold on loosely. And big mama you matched with Logan a green thinker your love comes with footnotes a spreadsheet and a three day waiting period on every feeling. And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs and a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at four color quiz dot com last laughs mine. That's the red line dating game where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bomb dot absent you kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}