{"file": "audio/vault/298_datinggame_202606270120.mp3", "duration_sec": 406.6, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 5.76, "text": "Lights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punch line"}, {"start": 6.08, "end": 12.24, "text": "brought to you by the four colors. Find out you're crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts,"}, {"start": 12.24, "end": 24.34, "text": "the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic,"}, {"start": 24.34, "end": 29.78, "text": "two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellow's ask our ladies answer and every answer"}, {"start": 29.78, "end": 35.22, "text": "is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things blue can't pick"}, {"start": 35.22, "end": 41.22, "text": "yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. 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'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punch line brought to you by the four colors. Find out you're crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellow's ask our ladies answer and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up our open mic bachelor trip. On the line for mystery ladies trip hit him with question one. What would you cook me on date night? Scarleta red the protector. Simple I already booked it, chose your outfit and informed your mother. It's handled. I vee a green the thinker. I texted back in four days because I was doing research on the text word by word. Oh trip you sweating yet one more. What's your idea of a perfect first day? Azure blue the chameleon. I agree with you and with them and the waiter we're all right isn't this nice. Sunny a yellow the hugger. I don't have red flags I have a heart that texts you up to the whole contact list. Speed round ladies trip one quick question and I want all four colors no thinking. What do you bring to a relationship? Romance is me winning an argument you didn't know we were having. Happy anniversary. Romance to me is a well-sighted pros in cons list in a long calm terrifying silence. I love everything you love instantly and I've forgotten I loved the opposite yesterday. My love language is all of them at once loudly with a scrapbook of us I already made. Trip buddy run run now. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor ret Nana. Fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors Nana fire away. What's your biggest red flag be honest? Blays are red the protector. My way my schedule my rules plus a laminated list of your areas for growth. Logan a green the thinker. I prepared a slideshow on our potential slide nine is just question marks we'll get there. Nana you still in brave woman one more. What's your deal breaker? Corey a blue the chameleon I'd never argue if you said the sky was green I'd reaping the sky what color again? Hugo a yellow the hugger. Okay first a long hug then I tell you my whole childhood before the appetizers come. Speed round fellers Nana hit him fast all four colors geo. How do you handle conflict in a relationship? I love hard and I love loud with a clipboard your resistance is adorable but pointless. Give me a whiteboard and 40 minutes and I'll prove we never should have met romantic right. Please pick for me last time I made a choice it was an accident and I apologized for it. I already cried about how much I'll miss you when this date ends we just sat down. Nana the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating W H O. Tripped you're going home with Ivy a green thinker your love comes with footnotes a spreadsheet and a three day waiting period on every feeling. And Nana you matched with Hugo a yellow hugger you'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy bring tissues and a backup heart. And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at fourcolorquiz.com last last mine that's the red line dating game where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bombed dot app sent you kill Jesse\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. 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