{"file": "audio/vault/288_codexset_cuss_class.mp3", "duration_sec": 279.3, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.1, "text": "Classes in session, 18 and up."}, {"start": 2.1, "end": 4.0, "text": "A lesson in the fine art of profanity"}, {"start": 4.0, "end": 13.87, "text": "from the thinking man's filth, Jesse takes the mic."}, {"start": 13.87, "end": 15.91, "text": "People say cuss words are lazy."}, {"start": 15.91, "end": 18.17, "text": "Wrong, a cuss word is a scalpel."}, {"start": 18.17, "end": 20.41, "text": "That's unfortunate, tells me nothing."}, {"start": 20.41, "end": 22.97, "text": "That's if asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, ed."}, {"start": 22.97, "end": 24.91, "text": "Now I know exactly where we stand"}, {"start": 24.91, "end": 27.05, "text": "and how fast we're running."}, {"start": 27.05, "end": 32.78, "text": "Oh!"}, {"start": 32.78, "end": 34.58, "text": "Profanity is hot sauce."}, {"start": 34.58, "end": 36.42, "text": "You don't dump the 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"text": "It's not the word."}, {"start": 234.64, "end": 236.0, "text": "It's the intention."}, {"start": 236.0, "end": 237.76, "text": "I love you can be a weapon."}, {"start": 237.76, "end": 239.52, "text": "A curse word can be a hug."}, {"start": 239.52, "end": 241.76, "text": "Language is just sound until a human decides"}, {"start": 241.76, "end": 250.85, "text": "to mean something, so mean it and aim it well."}, {"start": 250.85, "end": 252.25, "text": "So, a curse with purpose."}, {"start": 252.25, "end": 254.53, "text": "Cuss like a chef, not a fire hose."}, {"start": 254.53, "end": 257.17, "text": "And the next time somebody tells you a word is bad,"}, {"start": 257.17, "end": 259.93, "text": "ask a mutaum to fear a sound while ignoring the lie"}, {"start": 259.93, "end": 261.65, "text": "standing right next to it."}, {"start": 261.65, "end": 263.01, "text": "That's the red line."}, {"start": 263.01, "end": 271.11, "text": "Class dismissed, you filthy geniuses."}, {"start": 271.11, "end": 272.19, "text": "A doctorate in dirty."}, {"start": 272.19, "end": 273.07, "text": "Tip your professor."}, {"start": 273.07, "end": 274.07, "text": "Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nClasses in session, 18 and up. A lesson in the fine art of profanity from the thinking man's filth, Jesse takes the mic. People say cuss words are lazy. Wrong, a cuss word is a scalpel. That's unfortunate, tells me nothing. That's if asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, ed. Now I know exactly where we stand and how fast we're running. Oh! Profanity is hot sauce. You don't dump the whole bottle on everything. That's a psychopath. You put it where the flavor needs to scream. A well-placed, as asterisk is seasoning. A constant one is just sad noise. They tell kids those are bad words. They're not bad. They're just words that grew up poor and got blamed for everything. Damn never robbed anybody. Damn just told the truth too loud at a funeral. The same people clutching pearls over a curse word will look you dead in the eye and say, we're letting you go. Letting me go? I wasn't a hostage. You fired me. At least a cuss word has the decency to be honest. That's the scam. The powerful don't curse. They euphemize. A poor man gets fired. A rich man gets a leadership transition. Same kick in the teeth. Better vocabulary. We used to say broke. Then low income. Then underbanked. We added syllables until the shame fit in a spreadsheet. I'm not underbanked. I'm f asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, ing broke. And the honesty is the only thing I own outright. Passed away no longer with us. In a better place, brother he died, say it. The softer the word, the more they're hoping you won't notice what actually happened. My favorite is thoughts and prayers. That's the verbal equivalent of leaving a post it on a house fire. Do something or shut up. Those two words have never put out a single damn thing. Corporate language is the dirtiest language there is. And it never uses one curse word. We're optimizing. Synagizing. Right sizing. Sir, that's just firing with a thosaurus and a yoga mat. You want a real dirty word? Convenience fee. That's filth. That's obscene. You can say F on my show all night, but say convenience fee. And I'll throw you out for indecency. A curse word at the right moment is prayer for people the church gave up on. You stub your toe and yell, that's not vulgar. That's the body being honest faster than the brain can lie. The seven words you can't say on TV. They let murder on at 8 p.m. But heaven forbid somebody says a word that describes what two consenting adults did to make the person getting murdered. Our priorities are upside down and squeaky clean. Here's the lesson. It's not the word. It's the intention. I love you can be a weapon. A curse word can be a hug. Language is just sound until a human decides to mean something, so mean it and aim it well. So, a curse with purpose. Cuss like a chef, not a fire hose. And the next time somebody tells you a word is bad, ask a mutaum to fear a sound while ignoring the lie standing right next to it. That's the red line. Class dismissed, you filthy geniuses. A doctorate in dirty. Tip your professor. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}