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"100 shades of damage."}, {"start": 311.86, "end": 312.86, "text": "Masterpiece complete."}, {"start": 312.86, "end": 313.66, "text": "Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThe final colors, the tanks on empty, the back seats full of secrets. Jesse, part four. Tonight's pain color. Rear door left open yellow, closely related to dome lights been on since Tuesday dread. Some passengers say, sorry we're annoying. That's not an apology, that's a weather alert. One guy asked if I could drive faster. I said, sir, I'm already out running your judgment. Drunk people call everyone bro because names require blood alcohol paperwork. My car is a sanctuary, a sanctuary that smells like fries and regret. Colors of my pain dot com should sell merch. First shirt, I survived the second stop. Every driver has heard will be right back. That sentence ages you. I've got gray hairs named after a Wendy's drive through. I don't believe in ghosts, but I have waited outside a liquor store for 19 minutes and something left my body. A passenger goes, can I play one song? Ladies and gentlemen, that is how democracy dies. Pain color, Bluetooth pairing request purple, it never connects like me. People think this job is easy. Try staying calm while four drunk friends debate which Jessica betrayed them. And there's always two Jessica's. One crying, one missing, both somehow and why problem. Pick up a guy after a date? He said it went great, she ordered a separate ride. Confidence is beautiful when it survives evidence. Drunk couples fight like they're in court and I'm the bailiff with a phone mount. Order in the carala. She said he never listens. He said, what? The joke wrote itself. I just drove at home. Pain color, couple arguing, but both gave me directions orange. Turn left and also work on yourself. The worst rides are the quiet couples. Loud couples might survive. Quiet couples are already dividing the streaming passwords. I should charge extra for emotional baggage. The airport does. Ride share taught me everyone wants to be seen, heard, and dropped off anywhere except accountability. A drunk woman said, you're funny you should do comedy. I said, ma'am this is the set you're in it. My car is where secrets go to become material. Tours of my pain.com is in a website. It's a warning label with a mailing list. Friday night ride share is as a sense of humor and poor root optimization. I used to think pain was private. Then I drove ride share. Turns out pain is loud, drunk, eating fries, and asking if you can make one quick stop. That's the whole palette. Colors of my pain, all 100 colors paid in cash and regret. 100 shades of damage. Masterpiece complete. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}