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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLadies and gentlemen, welcome to Red Line Comedy Club. Adults only, no kids, no mercy. For 15 years, one show ruled comedy. Tonight, we come for the crown. This is Kill Jesse, built by Jesse Salis on a supercomputer 24 hours a day, seven days a week. We're doing in 60 days what took them 15 years. Now, give it up for the man who bet his whole life on a laugh. Jesse. Tonight's social media versus no social media. I built a whole empire on social media, and it's eating my soul one notification at a time. I'm online 24-7, and I still got no friends. That's the dream, baby. Off the grid, folks, fire, pops. Social media? In my day, if you wanted to ruin your reputation, you had to do it in person. Your kids post your whole life online. And Jesse, your whole life would get flagged for graphic content. Pops, you don't even have a smartphone. Your idea of going viral was the flu in 57. I'm online all day, and yeah, it's hell, but at least my breakdowns have analytics now. I'm an influencer. I make actual money posting my breakfast. Pops, you're so offline your Wi-Fi is a window. Honey, you do a little dance for strangers and call it a job. I raised four kids without one like button, and given the chance I'd unfollow every last one of them. Shit. And that's the war, folks. Online offline, one of you is addicted to strangers' approval the others just bitter nobody's watching and we're all performing for people who don't care. Truth is, I post my pain for a living. I turn my whole sad life into content, and the algorithm is the only thing that's never left me. The hero gets the last laugh, and he's got a posting schedule. This is Red Line, kill Jesse. That's our show, but we never stop. New comedy 24-7, and a two-hour kill Jesse special four times a month. We are beating 15 years of comedy in less than 60 days. So come back tomorrow and the day after, because at Red Line, the carnival never closes. Subscribe, share, and tell your filthiest friend. This is bombed.app. Good night and stay unhinged.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}