{"file": "audio/vault/258_roastbattle_rb_diesel_tony.mp3", "duration_sec": 159.1, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.12, "text": "Jersey Muscle versus Brooklyn Mouth,"}, {"start": 2.12, "end": 3.8, "text": "Red Line Roast Battle,"}, {"start": 3.8, "end": 14.24, "text": "Diesel and Tony, no rules, one judge, Jesse."}, {"start": 14.24, "end": 18.32, "text": "Tony, you talk fast because you know, if you slow down,"}, {"start": 18.32, "end": 21.28, "text": "people realize you ain't saying nothing."}, {"start": 21.28, "end": 24.32, "text": "You got the energy of a man who lost the apartment"}, {"start": 24.32, "end": 25.56, "text": "and the argument."}, {"start": 25.56, "end": 33.98, "text": "Diesel, you're so dense like Ben's around you."}, {"start": 33.98, "end": 36.3, "text": "You did a staring contestor with a vendor machine"}, {"start": 36.3, "end": 38.26, "text": "and you're both lost."}, {"start": 44.98, "end": 48.02, "text": "At least the machine gave something back."}, {"start": 48.02, "end": 50.54, "text": "You've been taken from this club for years"}, {"start": 50.54, "end": 59.36, "text": "and the only thing you left is a tab."}, {"start": 59.36, "end": 61.36, "text": "Big words from a guy whose neck and head"}, {"start": 61.36, "end": 63.2, "text": "filed as one municipality."}, {"start": 63.2, "end": 65.0, "text": "Sit down before you pull a thought."}, {"start": 72.25, "end": 75.25, "text": "Heavyweight hits, but the belt don't go to either of you."}, {"start": 75.25, "end": 83.14, "text": "Jesse, close it out."}, {"start": 83.14, "end": 85.38, "text": "Diesel, Tony, you hit hard, I'll give you that,"}, {"start": 85.38, "end": 87.38, "text": "but you're swinging for second place."}, {"start": 87.38, "end": 88.58, "text": "I built this whole club"}, {"start": 88.58, "end": 90.78, "text": "so the two toughest guys on the East Coast"}, {"start": 90.78, "end": 93.38, "text": "could fight over who's the best at losing to me."}, {"start": 93.38, "end": 96.22, "text": "Winner, the man with the mop and the mic, me."}, {"start": 102.94, "end": 105.42, "text": "Hold up before we wrap open mic lightning."}, {"start": 105.42, "end": 111.66, "text": "Ben's roast me go go geo."}, {"start": 111.66, "end": 115.06, "text": "Jesse's so used to cleaning up other people's mess."}, {"start": 115.06, "end": 120.37, "text": "He calls it a personality."}, {"start": 120.37, "end": 123.41, "text": "Jesse's idea of meal prep is deciding which gas station"}, {"start": 123.41, "end": 129.77, "text": "is emotionally closest."}, {"start": 129.77, "end": 133.01, "text": "Jesse showed up to clean a cat house covered in dog hair."}, {"start": 133.01, "end": 134.85, "text": "Both sides think he's a traitor."}, {"start": 138.45, "end": 139.49, "text": "Ha, get out of here."}, {"start": 139.49, "end": 141.13, "text": "You beautiful degenerates."}, {"start": 141.13, "end": 143.25, "text": "I walked into every one of those."}, {"start": 149.13, "end": 150.53, "text": "Hero closes it again."}, {"start": 150.53, "end": 152.85, "text": "Roast battle red line, undefeated boss."}, {"start": 152.85, "end": 153.85, "text": "Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nJersey Muscle versus Brooklyn Mouth, Red Line Roast Battle, Diesel and Tony, no rules, one judge, Jesse. Tony, you talk fast because you know, if you slow down, people realize you ain't saying nothing. You got the energy of a man who lost the apartment and the argument. Diesel, you're so dense like Ben's around you. You did a staring contestor with a vendor machine and you're both lost. At least the machine gave something back. You've been taken from this club for years and the only thing you left is a tab. Big words from a guy whose neck and head filed as one municipality. Sit down before you pull a thought. Heavyweight hits, but the belt don't go to either of you. Jesse, close it out. Diesel, Tony, you hit hard, I'll give you that, but you're swinging for second place. I built this whole club so the two toughest guys on the East Coast could fight over who's the best at losing to me. Winner, the man with the mop and the mic, me. Hold up before we wrap open mic lightning. Ben's roast me go go geo. Jesse's so used to cleaning up other people's mess. He calls it a personality. Jesse's idea of meal prep is deciding which gas station is emotionally closest. Jesse showed up to clean a cat house covered in dog hair. Both sides think he's a traitor. Ha, get out of here. You beautiful degenerates. I walked into every one of those. Hero closes it again. Roast battle red line, undefeated boss. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}