{"file": "audio/vault/255_datinggame_202606262004.mp3", "duration_sec": 407.2, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 5.92, "text": "Layites up. It's the Red Line Dating Game. The only show where your personality is the punch line."}, {"start": 5.92, "end": 11.52, "text": "Brought to you by the Four Colors. Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts,"}, {"start": 11.52, "end": 23.25, "text": "the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic,"}, {"start": 23.25, "end": 27.81, "text": "two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer,"}, {"start": 27.81, "end": 33.09, "text": "and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things,"}, {"start": 33.09, "end": 39.17, "text": "blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up our open mic"}, {"start": 39.17, "end": 44.53, "text": "bachelor the professor on the line for mystery ladies. 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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLayites up. It's the Red Line Dating Game. The only show where your personality is the punch line. Brought to you by the Four Colors. Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer, and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things, blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up our open mic bachelor the professor on the line for mystery ladies. The professor hit him with question one. How do you handle conflict in a relationship? Scarlett a red the protector. Romance is me winning an argument you didn't know we were having. Happy anniversary. Ivy a green the thinker. I've already imagined our breakup in 12 scenarios. You handled three of them beautifully. Oh the professor you sweating yet? One more. What's your relationship with your ex? Azure blue the chameleon. I have hobbies they're your hobbies. I'm so passionate about the thing you like. Sunny a yellow the hugger. I don't have walls I have a welcome matte and a feelings fire hose. Open wide sweetie. Speed round ladies the professor one quick question and I want all four colors no thinking. What does commitment mean to you? Whatever it is I take charge I make the plan and you think me by Tuesday that's love. Let me explain the data behind why we might theoretically possibly work. I'd never argue if you said the sky was green I'd repaint the sky. What color again? I'll remember every word you said and bring it up cheerfully at our imaginary wedding. The professor buddy run run now. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor ette sugar. Fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors sugar fire away. What would you cook me on date night? Blaze a red the protector. I love hard and I love loud with a clipboard your resistance is adorable but pointless. Logan a green the thinker. I don't fall in love I reach it slowly with citations and a confidence interval. Sugar you still in brave woman one more. Where do you see us in five years? Corrie a blue the chameleon. Please pick for me last time I made a choice it was an accident and I apologized for it. Hugo a yellow the hugger I said I love you to my uber driver this morning and I meant it that's the issue speed round fellas sugar hit him fast all four colors geo how would you handle my three dogs I don't compromise I delegate you'll get a memo with your feelings pre-approved I haven't finished analyzing the question yet please hold for my complete report I'm whoever the room needs right now I'm whatever made you smile two seconds ago I'll remember every word you say and bring it up tiffly at our imaginary wedding sugar the bar was on the floor and they brought a shovel and now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating w H O the professor you're going home with scarlet a red protector congrats your schedule your closet and your opinions now belong to someone else enjoy the friendly coup and sugar you matched with Logan a green thinker your love comes with footnotes a spreadsheet and a three-day waiting period on every feeling and me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at four color quiz dot com last last mine that's the red line dating game where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bomb dot app sent you kill Jesse\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. 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