{"file": "audio/vault/251_datinggame_202606261947.mp3", "duration_sec": 295.8, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 13.0, "text": "Lights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punch line brought to you by the four colors. Find out your crazy at four color quiz dot com. Your hosts, the legend Jesse and me."}, {"start": 13.0, "end": 31.34, "text": "Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer and every answer is powered by their four color personality."}, {"start": 31.34, "end": 37.34, "text": "Red protects green over thinks blue camp pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy."}, {"start": 37.34, "end": 50.98, "text": "First up our open mic bachelor Mickey on the line for mystery ladies Mickey hit him with question one. 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And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove."}, {"start": 267.25, "end": 275.25, "text": "The host always wins even alone go find your color at four color quiz dot com last laughs mine."}, {"start": 275.25, "end": 289.89, "text": "That's the red line dating game where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bomb dot app sent you kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punch line brought to you by the four colors. Find out your crazy at four color quiz dot com. Your hosts, the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over thinks blue camp pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up our open mic bachelor Mickey on the line for mystery ladies Mickey hit him with question one. How would you handle my three dogs? Scarlett a red the protector. I run this relationship like a tight ship and you sweetheart are the crew. Ivy a green the thinker romance to me is a well cited pros in cons list in a long calm terrifying silence. Oh Mickey you sweating yet one more. What's your love language. Azure blue the chameleon. I have hobbies there you're hobbies. I'm so passionate about the thing you like. Sunny a yellow the hugger. My love language is all of them at once loudly with a scrapbook of us I already made. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor at Nana fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors Nana fire away. What does commitment mean to you. Blaze a red the protector. Whatever it is I take charge I make the plan and you think me by Tuesday that's love. Logan a green the thinker. I haven't finished analyzing the question yet please hold for my complete report. Nana you still in brave woman one more. What's your deal breaker. I never argue if you said the sky was green I'd reaping the sky what color again. You go a yellow the hugger. I made us a playlist a scrapbook and a backup hug the backup hug has its own backup hug. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating W H.O. Mickey you're going home with Ivy a green thinker your love comes with footnotes a red sheet and a three day waiting period on every feeling. And Nana you matched with Blaze a red protector congrats your schedule your closet and your opinions now belong to someone else. Enjoy the friendly coup. And me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove. The host always wins even alone go find your color at four color quiz dot com last laughs mine. That's the red line dating game where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bomb dot app sent you kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}