{"file": "audio/vault/250_datinggame_202606261900.mp3", "duration_sec": 297.2, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 1.36, "text": "Lights up."}, {"start": 1.36, "end": 3.16, "text": "It's the Red Line Dating Game."}, {"start": 3.16, "end": 6.3, "text": "The only show where your personality is the punch line"}, {"start": 6.3, "end": 8.28, "text": "brought to you by the four colors."}, {"start": 8.28, "end": 11.2, "text": "Find out you're crazy at fourcolorquiz.com."}, {"start": 11.2, "end": 20.64, "text": "Your hosts, the legend Jesse and me."}, {"start": 20.64, "end": 22.68, "text": "Welcome you beautiful disasters."}, {"start": 22.68, "end": 25.76, "text": "Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love."}, {"start": 25.76, "end": 26.64, "text": "Here's the game."}, {"start": 26.64, "end": 29.32, "text": "Our fellas ask our ladies answer, and every answer"}, {"start": 29.32, "end": 32.08, "text": "is powered by their four color personality."}, {"start": 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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the Red Line Dating Game. The only show where your personality is the punch line brought to you by the four colors. Find out you're crazy at fourcolorquiz.com. Your hosts, the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fellas ask our ladies answer, and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things. Blue can't pick. Yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up, our open mic bachelor pops on the line for mystery ladies. Pops hit him with question one. What's your relationship with your ex? Scarlett a red the protector. Give me one week and your whole life has a chain of command. You're welcome, soldier. Ivy agreeing the thinker. Well, I built a 40 tab spreadsheet on us. Tab one is concerns. It's the biggest tab. Oh, pops you sweating yet? One more. How would you handle my three dogs? Azure blue the chameleon. I agree with you and with them. And the waiter we're all right isn't this nice. Sunny a yellow the hugger. I'm already crying about how well this is going. Is it going well? I'm so invested. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic bachelor. Nana fellas, you're on the line. And yes, we know your colors. Nana fire away. What does commitment mean to you? Blaze a red the protector. Whatever it is, I take charge. I make the plan and you think me by Tuesday. That's love. Logan agreeing the thinker. I've run the simulations. In most of them, you leave. But two of them are lovely. Nana, you still in. Brave woman, one more. Yeah. What's your idea of a wild Friday night? Cory a blue the chameleon. I'm whoever the room needs. Right now, I'm whatever made you smile two seconds ago. Hugo a yellow the hugger. My love language is all of them. At once loudly, with a scrapbook of us, I already made. And now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for. Who's dating W.H.O.? Pops, you're going home with Scarlett, a red protector, congrats, your schedule, your closet, and your opinions now belong to someone else. Enjoy the friendly coup. And Nana, you matched with Blaze, a red protector, congrats, your schedule, your closet, and your opinions now belong to someone else. Enjoy the friendly coup. And me, I hosted the whole thing, matched everybody. And I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove. The host always wins even alone. Go find your color at fourcolorquiz.com. Last laughs mine. That's the red line dating game where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs. Take the four color quiz. Find your crazy and tell them bomb.app sent you. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}