{"file": "audio/vault/248_datinggame_202606261827.mp3", "duration_sec": 296.4, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 3.4, "text": "Lights up. It's the red line dating game."}, {"start": 3.4, "end": 8.56, "text": "The only show where your personality is the punch line brought to you by the four colors."}, {"start": 8.56, "end": 14.48, "text": "Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, the legend Jesse and me."}, {"start": 14.48, "end": 23.36, "text": "Welcome you beautiful disasters."}, {"start": 23.36, "end": 26.4, "text": "Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love."}, {"start": 26.4, "end": 32.64, "text": "Here's the game. Our fella's ask our lady's answer and every answer is powered by their four color personality."}, {"start": 32.64, "end": 39.2, "text": "Red protects green over things. Blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy."}, {"start": 39.2, "end": 49.25, "text": "First up our open mic, Bachelor Mickey. 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Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic, Bachelor Red's sugar."}, {"start": 132.14, "end": 135.58, "text": "Fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors sugar fire away."}, {"start": 141.34, "end": 145.66, "text": "Describe yourself in three words. Blaze a red the protector."}, {"start": 149.71, "end": 154.27, "text": "My way my schedule my rules plus a laminated list of your areas for growth."}, {"start": 160.94, "end": 170.29, "text": "Logan agreeing the thinker. I'll need three to five business days to draft a thoughtful response with"}, {"start": 170.29, "end": 184.99, "text": "footnotes. Sugar you still in brave woman one more. What would you cook me on date night?"}, {"start": 185.95, "end": 195.98, "text": "Cory a blue the chameleon please pick for me last time I made a choice it was an accident and I"}, {"start": 195.98, "end": 212.7, "text": "apologized for it. Hugo a yellow the hugger. 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These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nLights up. It's the red line dating game. The only show where your personality is the punch line brought to you by the four colors. Find out your crazy at fourcolorquiz.com, your hosts, the legend Jesse and me. Welcome you beautiful disasters. Tonight from our open mic, two comics are looking for love. Here's the game. Our fella's ask our lady's answer and every answer is powered by their four color personality. Red protects green over things. Blue can't pick yellow won't stop hugging. Let's find some crazy. First up our open mic, Bachelor Mickey. On the line for mystery ladies, Mickey hit him with question one. What's your deal breaker? Scarleta red the protector. Give me one week and your whole life has a chain of command. You're welcome soldier. Ivy agreeing the thinker. Let me explain the data behind why we might theoretically possibly work. Swoon. Oh Mickey you sweating yet? One more. What's your biggest red flag, be honest. Azure blue the chameleon. I once dated someone a full year as a completely different person. We both miss her. Sunny a yellow the hugger. I said I love you to my uber driver this morning and I meant it. That's the issue. Now we flip it ladies turn our open mic, Bachelor Red's sugar. Fellas you're on the line and yes we know your colors sugar fire away. Describe yourself in three words. Blaze a red the protector. My way my schedule my rules plus a laminated list of your areas for growth. Logan agreeing the thinker. I'll need three to five business days to draft a thoughtful response with footnotes. Sugar you still in brave woman one more. What would you cook me on date night? Cory a blue the chameleon please pick for me last time I made a choice it was an accident and I apologized for it. Hugo a yellow the hugger. I cry you cry we hug it out I forget the question and then we just hug some more and now the moment the whole internet's been waiting for who's dating W H O Mickey you're going home with Azure a blue chameleon there'll be everything you ever wanted today and everything somebody else wanted tomorrow hold on loosely. And sugar you matched with Hugo a yellow hugger you'll be loved so hard and so loud the neighbors need therapy bring tissues and a backup heart and me I hosted the whole thing matched everybody and I'm still going home to three dogs in a haunted stove the host always wins even alone go find your color at fourcolorquiz.com last last mine. The red line dating game where the only stable matches Jesse and his dogs take the four color quiz find your crazy and tell them bombed.app sent you kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}