{"file": "audio/vault/241_dating_dt_queen.mp3", "duration_sec": 97.3, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 1.88, "text": "The Red Line Dating Game."}, {"start": 1.88, "end": 3.0, "text": "Tonight's Bachelor Red,"}, {"start": 3.0, "end": 5.04, "text": "Brash glittered allergic to mercy."}, {"start": 5.04, "end": 6.88, "text": "Queen Stank, three men enter,"}, {"start": 6.88, "end": 14.67, "text": "Nondeserva, Queen Fire Away."}, {"start": 14.67, "end": 15.95, "text": "Contestant one,"}, {"start": 15.95, "end": 17.47, "text": "what's your biggest red flag?"}, {"start": 17.47, "end": 23.04, "text": "And don't lie, I can smell it."}, {"start": 23.04, "end": 24.64, "text": "I still live with my mother."}, {"start": 24.64, "end": 25.68, "text": "We share a..."}, {"start": 25.68, "end": 27.2, "text": "And a personality."}, {"start": 27.2, "end": 28.56, "text": "She rates my dates."}, {"start": 28.56, "end": 29.76, "text": "You'd be a six."}, {"start": 29.76, "end": 35.74, "text": "Oh!"}, {"start": 35.74, "end": 37.18, "text": "A six from his mother."}, {"start": 37.18, "end": 42.16, "text": "Contestant two."}, {"start": 42.16, "end": 44.56, "text": "I don't have red flags I have."}, {"start": 44.56, "end": 46.8, "text": "A collection of unpaid parking tickets"}, {"start": 46.8, "end": 50.24, "text": "and one restraining order I think is romantic."}, {"start": 50.24, "end": 59.18, "text": "Sir, that's a crime scene."}, {"start": 59.18, "end": 64.22, "text": "Contestant three."}, {"start": 64.22, "end": 65.66, "text": "I'm emotionally available."}, {"start": 65.66, "end": 66.86, "text": "For about nine minutes,"}, {"start": 66.86, "end": 68.14, "text": "then I gotta go do a thing."}, {"start": 68.14, "end": 75.57, "text": "The thing is leaving."}, {"start": 75.57, "end": 77.41, "text": "Queen as the host and the judge,"}, {"start": 77.41, "end": 79.33, "text": "I say you picked none of these disasters"}, {"start": 79.33, "end": 81.17, "text": "and we both go get tacos."}, {"start": 81.17, "end": 82.61, "text": "The hero always closes"}, {"start": 82.61, "end": 84.93, "text": "even on somebody else's dating show."}, {"start": 84.93, "end": 86.05, "text": "Last laughs mine."}, {"start": 92.46, "end": 94.7, "text": "And the boss crashes the date and wins it."}, {"start": 94.7, "end": 96.14, "text": "The red line dating game."}, {"start": 96.14, "end": 97.34, "text": "Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThe Red Line Dating Game. Tonight's Bachelor Red, Brash glittered allergic to mercy. Queen Stank, three men enter, Nondeserva, Queen Fire Away. Contestant one, what's your biggest red flag? And don't lie, I can smell it. I still live with my mother. We share a... And a personality. She rates my dates. You'd be a six. Oh! A six from his mother. Contestant two. I don't have red flags I have. A collection of unpaid parking tickets and one restraining order I think is romantic. Sir, that's a crime scene. Contestant three. I'm emotionally available. For about nine minutes, then I gotta go do a thing. The thing is leaving. Queen as the host and the judge, I say you picked none of these disasters and we both go get tacos. The hero always closes even on somebody else's dating show. Last laughs mine. And the boss crashes the date and wins it. The red line dating game. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}