{"file": "audio/vault/240_dating_dt_jesse.mp3", "duration_sec": 103.2, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 2.04, "text": "It's the red line dating game."}, {"start": 2.04, "end": 4.8, "text": "One lonely bachelor, three questionable contestants,"}, {"start": 4.8, "end": 6.4, "text": "zero standards left."}, {"start": 6.4, "end": 8.96, "text": "Tonight's bachelor, the hero himself, Jesse."}, {"start": 8.96, "end": 11.6, "text": "Bachelor, ask contestant number one a question."}, {"start": 16.63, "end": 23.65, "text": "Contestant one, what do you bring to a relationship?"}, {"start": 23.65, "end": 25.89, "text": "Drama baby, I bring drama, a podcast,"}, {"start": 25.89, "end": 28.29, "text": "and four X's who all still care about me."}, {"start": 28.29, "end": 31.65, "text": "Also, I'll read your texts, out loud to my group chat."}, {"start": 38.18, "end": 45.62, "text": "Bold contestant two, where do you see us in five years?"}, {"start": 45.62, "end": 47.66, "text": "Honestly, I see me in five years."}, {"start": 47.66, "end": 49.7, "text": "You're kind of a vibe check casualty my guy,"}, {"start": 49.7, "end": 51.06, "text": "but your dogs can stay."}, {"start": 58.96, "end": 64.13, "text": "Contestant three."}, {"start": 64.13, "end": 66.81, "text": "I forgot the question I was looking at myself in the spoon."}, {"start": 66.81, "end": 74.83, "text": "What were we doing is their food?"}, {"start": 74.83, "end": 78.43, "text": "Wow, okay, after careful thought, I choose my three dogs."}, {"start": 78.43, "end": 80.39, "text": "They came when I called, they never ghosted"}, {"start": 80.39, "end": 82.83, "text": "and not one of them looked at a spoon mid sentence."}, {"start": 82.83, "end": 91.64, "text": "Bachelor picks himself last last mine."}, {"start": 91.64, "end": 93.68, "text": "And the hero dates his own dogs,"}, {"start": 93.68, "end": 96.96, "text": "undefeated even at romance, the red line dating game,"}, {"start": 96.96, "end": 97.96, "text": "Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nIt's the red line dating game. One lonely bachelor, three questionable contestants, zero standards left. Tonight's bachelor, the hero himself, Jesse. Bachelor, ask contestant number one a question. Contestant one, what do you bring to a relationship? Drama baby, I bring drama, a podcast, and four X's who all still care about me. Also, I'll read your texts, out loud to my group chat. Bold contestant two, where do you see us in five years? Honestly, I see me in five years. You're kind of a vibe check casualty my guy, but your dogs can stay. Contestant three. I forgot the question I was looking at myself in the spoon. What were we doing is their food? Wow, okay, after careful thought, I choose my three dogs. They came when I called, they never ghosted and not one of them looked at a spoon mid sentence. Bachelor picks himself last last mine. And the hero dates his own dogs, undefeated even at romance, the red line dating game, Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}