{"file": "audio/vault/237_roastbattle_rb_tony_benny.mp3", "duration_sec": 118.0, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 3.96, "text": "Two East Coast heavyweights, one stage, no survivors."}, {"start": 3.96, "end": 7.4, "text": "This is the Red Line Rost Battle in this corner, Tony."}, {"start": 7.4, "end": 9.8, "text": "In that corner, Benny, and judging,"}, {"start": 9.8, "end": 18.78, "text": "the hero himself, Jesse, let's go."}, {"start": 18.78, "end": 21.78, "text": "Benny, you suit so shiny, I can see your entire career"}, {"start": 21.78, "end": 23.22, "text": "in it, short and over."}, {"start": 23.22, "end": 26.22, "text": "You've been a headliner so long the marquee's got dust."}, {"start": 26.22, "end": 27.22, "text": "Oh!"}, {"start": 27.22, "end": 31.94, "text": "Oh!"}, {"start": 31.94, "end": 35.94, "text": "Tony, you're so cheap, you tip with a handshake in a story."}, {"start": 35.94, "end": 38.3, "text": "You brought a date to my show once."}, {"start": 38.3, "end": 48.16, "text": "She left with the bus boy and a better night."}, {"start": 48.16, "end": 49.48, "text": "At least I had a date."}, {"start": 49.48, "end": 51.2, "text": "You married the first woman who didn't run,"}, {"start": 51.2, "end": 59.57, "text": "and she still parks the car facing the exit."}, {"start": 59.57, "end": 61.81, "text": "Your mouth's moving, but all I hear is a guy"}, {"start": 61.81, "end": 64.73, "text": "who peaked at his own communion."}, {"start": 64.73, "end": 65.89, "text": "Sit down, Tony."}, {"start": 65.89, "end": 75.82, "text": "Yaxx got more reruns than feelings."}, {"start": 75.82, "end": 78.62, "text": "Brutal, both of you, but you know who decides this?"}, {"start": 78.62, "end": 88.63, "text": "The boss, Jesse, the verdict, and the kill shot."}, {"start": 88.63, "end": 90.19, "text": "Gentlemen, beautiful work."}, {"start": 90.19, "end": 92.55, "text": "Tony, Benny, you both roasted each other so hard"}, {"start": 92.55, "end": 93.63, "text": "you forgot the one rule."}, {"start": 93.63, "end": 95.47, "text": "In this room, I always close."}, {"start": 95.47, "end": 96.63, "text": "You two are the undercard."}, {"start": 96.63, "end": 98.39, "text": "I'm the main event with a mop."}, {"start": 98.39, "end": 106.64, "text": "Winner and me always me."}, {"start": 106.64, "end": 108.72, "text": "And the boss takes it like he always does."}, {"start": 108.72, "end": 109.96, "text": "Red line roast battle."}, {"start": 109.96, "end": 111.68, "text": "Nobody beats Jesse twice."}, {"start": 111.68, "end": 112.68, "text": "Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nTwo East Coast heavyweights, one stage, no survivors. This is the Red Line Rost Battle in this corner, Tony. In that corner, Benny, and judging, the hero himself, Jesse, let's go. Benny, you suit so shiny, I can see your entire career in it, short and over. You've been a headliner so long the marquee's got dust. Oh! Oh! Tony, you're so cheap, you tip with a handshake in a story. You brought a date to my show once. She left with the bus boy and a better night. At least I had a date. You married the first woman who didn't run, and she still parks the car facing the exit. Your mouth's moving, but all I hear is a guy who peaked at his own communion. Sit down, Tony. Yaxx got more reruns than feelings. Brutal, both of you, but you know who decides this? The boss, Jesse, the verdict, and the kill shot. Gentlemen, beautiful work. Tony, Benny, you both roasted each other so hard you forgot the one rule. In this room, I always close. You two are the undercard. I'm the main event with a mop. Winner and me always me. And the boss takes it like he always does. Red line roast battle. Nobody beats Jesse twice. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}