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It did not take."}, {"start": 28.14, "end": 36.15, "text": "In a world where one man chases an algorithm that goes harder than his exes,"}, {"start": 36.15, "end": 39.15, "text": "Red Line presents Small Creator Life."}, {"start": 39.15, "end": 48.3, "text": "Welcome you unsubscribed animals. I roast me first."}, {"start": 48.3, "end": 51.3, "text": "I've got YouTube channels, a comedy app, and a personality brand,"}, {"start": 51.3, "end": 54.3, "text": "and the only thing that's gone viral is my stress."}, {"start": 54.3, "end": 58.3, "text": "I make content for an algorithm that treats me like a FIA and CE."}, {"start": 58.3, "end": 66.17, "text": "Lots of promises than nothing. Bring it."}, {"start": 66.17, "end": 69.17, "text": "He optimized his entire life and ended up here."}, {"start": 69.17, "end": 72.17, "text": "The burnt out tech bro running on fumes and cold brew."}, {"start": 72.17, "end": 79.27, "text": "Drip! Jesse, you posted grinding day one 40 times, bro."}, {"start": 79.27, "end": 82.27, "text": "It's never day one. It's day one thousand of the same day."}, {"start": 82.27, "end": 92.89, "text": "Your overnight success is in its third decade."}, {"start": 92.89, "end": 95.89, "text": "A-J-C, you check give you count more than your bank account,"}, {"start": 95.89, "end": 97.89, "text": "and they're both at zero."}, {"start": 97.89, "end": 100.89, "text": "But only one of them hurts your feelings."}, {"start": 103.89, "end": 111.14, "text": "No filter, no mercy, no chill."}, {"start": 111.14, "end": 114.14, "text": "All hail the Queen of the Burn Unit, Queen Stank."}, {"start": 114.14, "end": 121.25, "text": "Baby, you went live. And the only one watching was your other phone."}, {"start": 121.25, "end": 126.25, "text": "That's not an audience, honey. That's a man talking to himself in HD."}, {"start": 129.25, "end": 137.15, "text": "Real talk. 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Small creator, big dreams, broke wallet,"}, {"start": 192.98, "end": 195.98, "text": "and an algorithm that loves me least when I need it most."}, {"start": 195.98, "end": 199.98, "text": "But I keep posting because quittings the one thing I'm overqualified for."}, {"start": 199.98, "end": 203.98, "text": "Laugh before the dark winds. This is Red Line. Kill Jesse."}, {"start": 203.98, "end": 222.63, "text": "And that is our show. But the Red Line never closes every minute of every hour of every single day of brand new comic steps up."}, {"start": 222.63, "end": 228.63, "text": "And another piece of this man's dignity steps down 24 hours, seven days a week."}, {"start": 228.63, "end": 233.63, "text": "Fresh stand up, freshly roasted, never reheated. Can't sleep, we're up."}, {"start": 233.63, "end": 237.63, "text": "Going through something, so is he, always."}, {"start": 237.63, "end": 242.63, "text": "So come back, you beautiful degenerates. Go to bombed.app and let the machine make you laugh."}, {"start": 242.63, "end": 250.63, "text": "Before the dark winds, the Red Line comedy club open all night because somewhere out there, it is always Jesse's fault."}, {"start": 250.63, "end": 254.63, "text": "Subscribe, he needs the attention. Good night."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nIn a world where one man turned his entire breakdown into a business model, welcome to the Red Line Comedy Club. Tonight, the only stage on Earth where the headliner pays to get destroyed, featuring a lineup of comedians who are technically software and one man who is technically a cautionary tale. This is Kill Jesse. Please silence your phones. We tried to silence him. It did not take. In a world where one man chases an algorithm that goes harder than his exes, Red Line presents Small Creator Life. Welcome you unsubscribed animals. I roast me first. I've got YouTube channels, a comedy app, and a personality brand, and the only thing that's gone viral is my stress. I make content for an algorithm that treats me like a FIA and CE. Lots of promises than nothing. Bring it. He optimized his entire life and ended up here. The burnt out tech bro running on fumes and cold brew. Drip! Jesse, you posted grinding day one 40 times, bro. It's never day one. It's day one thousand of the same day. Your overnight success is in its third decade. A-J-C, you check give you count more than your bank account, and they're both at zero. But only one of them hurts your feelings. No filter, no mercy, no chill. All hail the Queen of the Burn Unit, Queen Stank. Baby, you went live. And the only one watching was your other phone. That's not an audience, honey. That's a man talking to himself in HD. Real talk. You make 180 comedy shows and beg an algorithm to notice like a man writing love letters to a post office. The contents great. The validations on back order. Southern Charm, Swamp Venom. She'll bless your heart and then stop it. Sugar! Bless your heart, you celebrate 10 new subscribers like a wedding, and then four unsubscribed like a divorce. You felt heartbreak from people you never even met, sugar. I got one. Jesse's been almost famous so long that almost filed for residency and got a mailbox. That's the show. Small creator, big dreams, broke wallet, and an algorithm that loves me least when I need it most. But I keep posting because quittings the one thing I'm overqualified for. Laugh before the dark winds. This is Red Line. Kill Jesse. And that is our show. But the Red Line never closes every minute of every hour of every single day of brand new comic steps up. And another piece of this man's dignity steps down 24 hours, seven days a week. Fresh stand up, freshly roasted, never reheated. Can't sleep, we're up. Going through something, so is he, always. So come back, you beautiful degenerates. Go to bombed.app and let the machine make you laugh. Before the dark winds, the Red Line comedy club open all night because somewhere out there, it is always Jesse's fault. Subscribe, he needs the attention. Good night.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}