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Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nIn a world where one man turned his entire breakdown into a business model, welcome to the Red Line comedy club Tonight the only stage on earth where the headliner pays to get destroyed Featuring a lineup of comedians who are technically software and one man who is technically a cautionary tale This is kill Jesse. Please silence your phones. We tried to silence him. It did not take That's it. I'm done announcing tonight the intro guy takes the M.I.C And I've got 11 years of material and nobody can stop me ladies and gentlemen me Trailer guy you're the announcer give me the In a world where a man's tender radius is just his three dogs where the only thing that swipes right is the windshield wiper One hero asks an AI for therapy that hero is Jesse Okay, that's enough This summer one mop one man zero plans. He cleans strangers homes by day and goes home to a place he never cleans Coming soon a love story just kidding. It's a dog and a heating pad Hi somebody get the hook. He's taking my spot sit down Benny I waited 11 years for this Jesse has a hundred and sixty comedy shows and zero people who'll pick him up from the airport He built an empire of voices because the silence kept winning He's funnier than the paid comics. This is humiliating From the studio that brought you nine engagements and a vasectomy comes the tale of a man who got snipped to avoid commitment And still can't commit to a haircut rated R for really Jesse No filter no mercy no chill all hail the queen of the burn unit queen stank Baby the announcer is clasin the show and he doesn't even get paid And the closer they said I was just the announcer but tonight in a world full of comics the voice became the show Don't fade me out. I'll fade out myself. Cue my own music The intro guy just headline my club and stole the whole crowd I can't fire him. I can't outfoney him and I'm paying for the privilege That's red line even the announcer roasts me better than I roast myself Lat before the dark winds kill Jesse and that is our show But the red line never closes every minute of every hour of every single day of brand new comic steps up And another piece of this man's dignity steps down 24 hours seven days a week fresh stand up freshly roasted never reheated Can't sleep. We're up Going through something so is he always So come back you beautiful degenerates go to bombed.app and let the machine make you laugh before the dark winds The red line comedy club open all night because somewhere out there. It is always Jesse's fault Subscribe he needs the attention good night\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}