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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nThis is Bombed.app, where comedy never sleeps. 24 hours a day, seven days a week, we build it from nothing. Every setup, every tag, every punch line, every knockout punch, born in the Red Line comedy club, adults only. Where every joke gets judged, every comic gets roasted, and only the funniest survive the night. We didn't build this to be like anybody else. We built it because the world deserves a comedy machine that never clocks out and never plays it safe. Now please welcome the man who turned a wrecked life into a comedy empire. You're host, Jesse. Welcome back, you filthy fucking animals. Tonight we keep it adults only, and we don't bleep a damn thing. The cussing goes in the jokes where it belongs. Mickey get filthy. Jesse, you're 50, and your only dependence have tails. Your whole life is one long. Ah, shit, not again. Mickey, you couldn't get laid with a fistful of pardons in a women's prison. Sit your broke ass down. Jesse, three engagements, zero weddings. You're not unlucky in love. You're a fucking cautionary tale with a ring receipt. Queen, your standards are so high, and your patience so low. The only thing you ever committed to is being a pain in everybody's ass. Jesse, you clean shit all day and roast yourself for free. You're the hardest work in sad bastard in America. And that's the show you beautiful degenerates. No bleeps, no apologies, just filthy fucking truth, and the only man dumb enough to mean it. The hero gets the last damn laugh. This is Red Line, kill Jesse. And that is our show. But at Red Line, we never stop. New comedy 24-7, a two-hour kill Jesse special, four times a month, and a thousand jokes built while you sleep. So come back tomorrow and the day after. Subscribe, share, and tell your filthy as friend. This is bombed.app. The comedy never stops, and neither do we. Good night, and stay unhinged.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}