{"file": "audio/vault/103_cusspop_script.mp3", "duration_sec": 73.0, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 5.0, "text": "Welcome back, you filthy animals. Tonight every comic gets the red line salute."}, {"start": 5.0, "end": 8.5, "text": "One nasty word the way my old man used to greet me every morning."}, {"start": 8.5, "end": 15.62, "text": "So roast me and brace yourselves. Mickey."}, {"start": 15.62, "end": 23.2, "text": "Jesse, 50 years old and your only dependence have tails."}, {"start": 23.2, "end": 31.85, "text": "Three engagements, Jesse. You're a serial proposer with a refund problem."}, {"start": 31.85, "end": 34.85, "text": "12 years no family and three dogs."}, {"start": 34.85, "end": 37.85, "text": "You're a hallmark movie that got canceled midseason."}, {"start": 37.85, "end": 42.47, "text": "Jesse, you clean toilets and run an empire."}, {"start": 42.47, "end": 45.47, "text": "You're flushin' every sense of the word."}, {"start": 45.47, "end": 50.35, "text": "And the crowd loses their minds."}, {"start": 50.35, "end": 56.42, "text": "All right, all right. That's exactly how my dad talked to me."}, {"start": 56.42, "end": 59.42, "text": "And now it's a love language roast me all you want."}, {"start": 59.42, "end": 63.42, "text": "You beautiful degenerates. I turned every one of those words into a paycheck."}, {"start": 63.42, "end": 67.42, "text": "The hero wins again. This is red line. Kill Jesse."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nWelcome back, you filthy animals. Tonight every comic gets the red line salute. One nasty word the way my old man used to greet me every morning. So roast me and brace yourselves. Mickey. Jesse, 50 years old and your only dependence have tails. Three engagements, Jesse. You're a serial proposer with a refund problem. 12 years no family and three dogs. You're a hallmark movie that got canceled midseason. Jesse, you clean toilets and run an empire. You're flushin' every sense of the word. And the crowd loses their minds. All right, all right. That's exactly how my dad talked to me. And now it's a love language roast me all you want. You beautiful degenerates. I turned every one of those words into a paycheck. The hero wins again. This is red line. Kill Jesse.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}