{"file": "audio/vault/00_CREEPSHOW_SERIES_TRAILER.mp3", "duration_sec": 93.0, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 9.9, "end": 13.18, "text": "Welcome to Creep Show Red Line. Tonight's episode..."}, {"start": 13.82, "end": 15.9, "text": "Kill Jesse. Not murder."}, {"start": 16.38, "end": 18.3, "text": "Worse. Personal growth."}, {"start": 19.26, "end": 21.74, "text": "Jesse thought the haunted house was the customer's house."}, {"start": 22.46, "end": 24.78, "text": "No. The haunted house was his schedule."}, {"start": 25.34, "end": 27.58, "text": "Every door had a different emergency behind it."}, {"start": 28.06, "end": 32.14, "text": "Behind door one, an old man blaming him for a floor that was already broken."}, {"start": 32.7, "end": 36.22, "text": "Behind door two, 24 cleaning clients asking,"}, {"start": 36.3, "end": 41.26, "text": "can you squeeze me in? Behind door three, his own AI assistant whispering,"}, {"start": 41.5, "end": 42.94, "text": "we can build a full system."}, {"start": 43.5, "end": 46.54, "text": "While the usage meter starts breathing like a demon in the walls,"}, {"start": 47.26, "end": 53.1, "text": "Jesse does not need ghosts. He has unread messages. He does not need jump scares."}, {"start": 53.1, "end": 56.14, "text": "He has invoices. He does not need a cursed mirror."}, {"start": 56.62, "end": 59.02, "text": "He has a front-facing camera at six in the morning."}, {"start": 59.58, "end": 62.14, "text": "The old man said, I was just joking."}, {"start": 63.1, "end": 65.42, "text": "No sir. The joke has a punch line."}, {"start": 66.22, "end": 68.7, "text": "You held a house cleaner hostage in a haunted home depot."}, {"start": 69.58, "end": 73.5, "text": "That is not comedy. That is unpaid damage control with slippers on."}, {"start": 74.22, "end": 75.34, "text": "And that is the lesson."}, {"start": 75.98, "end": 79.66, "text": "If only one person knows it is a joke. It is not a joke."}, {"start": 80.22, "end": 81.66, "text": "It is a mess with confidence."}, {"start": 82.54, "end": 85.42, "text": "Welcome to the haunted house, Jesse. The rent is due."}, {"start": 85.9, "end": 89.66, "text": "The toilet is cursed. And the ghost wants his baseboards cleaned."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nWelcome to Creep Show Red Line. Tonight's episode... Kill Jesse. Not murder. Worse. Personal growth. Jesse thought the haunted house was the customer's house. No. The haunted house was his schedule. Every door had a different emergency behind it. Behind door one, an old man blaming him for a floor that was already broken. Behind door two, 24 cleaning clients asking, can you squeeze me in? Behind door three, his own AI assistant whispering, we can build a full system. While the usage meter starts breathing like a demon in the walls, Jesse does not need ghosts. He has unread messages. He does not need jump scares. He has invoices. He does not need a cursed mirror. He has a front-facing camera at six in the morning. The old man said, I was just joking. No sir. The joke has a punch line. You held a house cleaner hostage in a haunted home depot. That is not comedy. That is unpaid damage control with slippers on. And that is the lesson. If only one person knows it is a joke. It is not a joke. It is a mess with confidence. Welcome to the haunted house, Jesse. The rent is due. The toilet is cursed. And the ghost wants his baseboards cleaned.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}