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Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nRed personality soft voice training being a red personality is hard because people keep telling me to calm down while I am actively saving the situation. That is the problem with reds. Our heart is good. Our delivery sounds like a police announcement. Somebody says Jesse, can you use a softer voice? I say I am using my soft voice. This is the indoor siren. I have spent 50 years trying to learn tone control, not anger management, tone management, because I am not always mad. Because I am just accurate at high volume, there is a difference. My brain hears a problem and immediately puts on a hard hat. Green people want to analyze it. Yellow people want to make sure everyone feels supported. Blue people adapt to the room. Red walks in and says, where is the fire who started it and why is nobody holding a hose? Then people act surprised that my sentence came out wearing boots. I have tried to be gentle. I really have. I will rehearse it in the truck. OK Jesse, nice and calm, ask one question. Smile. Do not sound like a foreclosure notice. Then I walk in and say, so what happened here? And everybody stiffens like I just opened a court case. I am not mean. I am efficient with eyebrows. That is why AI is dangerous for me. I built machines to help me, but now even the computer has learned my tone. I ask it to write a friendly message and it gives me. For our previous emotional damages, please respond by Friday. Even my laptop is red now. My DGX Spark does not boot up. It reports for duty. I need a setting in every app that says translate Jesse into human. Because in my head, I am saying, I care about you and I want this to work. Out loud it becomes, fix it before I turn this van around. That is why the four colors saved me. It helped me see that people were not weak. They were wired different. A yellow person does not need me to solve the problem first. They need to feel like I am still on their side. A green person does not need pressure. They need data. A blue person does not need a command. They need room to adjust. And me, the red I need to remember that urgency is not a love language to everybody. That one hurt. Because my whole life, I thought I was showing love by moving fast. If I fixed your sink, answered your call, built your website, cleaned your house, paid the bill and made a plan that was my hug. It was a hug with a clipboard but still. Now I am learning to say the quiet part in a way that does not make people check the exits. I am not cured. Do not get excited. But I am improving. Yesterday, I only sounded like a warning label three times before lunch. That is growth.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}