{"file": "audio/story-vault/A29_red-personality-apology-tour.mp3", "duration_sec": 159.3, "language": "en", "segments": [{"start": 0.0, "end": 5.04, "text": "Red personality apology tour being a red personality means my heart is good, but my delivery"}, {"start": 5.04, "end": 7.44, "text": "sounds like a door getting kicked open."}, {"start": 7.44, "end": 8.44, "text": "That is my problem."}, {"start": 8.44, "end": 12.12, "text": "I am trying to help, but my tone arrives in steele toe boots."}, {"start": 12.12, "end": 16.52, "text": "I will say something loving like, I believe in you, but it comes out like, get up, the building"}, {"start": 16.52, "end": 18.2, "text": "is on fire."}, {"start": 18.2, "end": 21.64, "text": "People think red means angry, no, red means urgent."}, {"start": 21.64, "end": 23.12, "text": "There is a difference."}, {"start": 23.12, "end": 24.6, "text": "Angry wants to fight."}, {"start": 24.6, "end": 28.92, "text": "Urgent already measured the exits, found the tool bag and is upset nobody else noticed the"}, {"start": 28.92, "end": 29.92, "text": "smoke."}, {"start": 29.92, "end": 34.2, "text": "The four colors system helped me understand myself, but it also gave everybody around"}, {"start": 34.2, "end": 36.28, "text": "me a label for my nonsense."}, {"start": 36.28, "end": 40.48, "text": "Now when I am direct, they do not have to say, Jesse, you are being intense."}, {"start": 40.48, "end": 42.6, "text": "They can say your red is showing."}, {"start": 42.6, "end": 47.24, "text": "That sounds nicer, but it still means put the verbal hammer down, bob the builder."}, {"start": 47.24, "end": 51.2, "text": "I have spent half my life on an apology tour for things I meant as support."}, {"start": 51.2, "end": 54.4, "text": "I will give advice so fast it leaves tire marks."}, {"start": 54.4, "end": 58.64, "text": "Somebody says, I am thinking about changing my life, and I am already building them a"}, {"start": 58.64, "end": 62.76, "text": "seven step plan, a domain name, a logo and a punishment schedule."}, {"start": 62.76, "end": 64.24, "text": "They just wanted me to listen."}, {"start": 64.24, "end": 67.08, "text": "That is a yellow need, yellow wants warmth."}, {"start": 67.08, "end": 72.04, "text": "Red here is warmth and thinks perfect, we can use that warmth to weld the solution together."}, {"start": 72.04, "end": 74.36, "text": "Green wants time to think, that one kills me."}, {"start": 74.36, "end": 76.68, "text": "A green says, let me process."}, {"start": 76.68, "end": 79.96, "text": "Red here's, let the house keep burning while I make a chart."}, {"start": 79.96, "end": 83.04, "text": "I know that is unfair, I respect green."}, {"start": 83.04, "end": 87.56, "text": "Green saves me from doing ten dumb things quickly, but in the moment my red brain is standing"}, {"start": 87.56, "end": 91.56, "text": "there with a shovel like, are we digging or writing a feelings report?"}, {"start": 91.56, "end": 96.64, "text": "Blue is even harder, blue adapts, blue reads the room, blue changes shape."}, {"start": 96.64, "end": 98.36, "text": "Red does not change shape."}, {"start": 98.36, "end": 100.68, "text": "Red is shaped like a warning triangle."}, {"start": 100.68, "end": 105.48, "text": "At 50, I am learning to soften the edges, not because I got gentle because my body will"}, {"start": 105.48, "end": 108.36, "text": "not let me storm into rooms like I used to."}, {"start": 108.36, "end": 111.32, "text": "My knee pops now and ruins the intimidation."}, {"start": 111.32, "end": 115.92, "text": "You cannot be a powerful red leader when your ankle makes a sound effect before your point."}, {"start": 115.92, "end": 118.16, "text": "I used to enter a room with authority."}, {"start": 118.16, "end": 122.88, "text": "Now I enter a room in my joints announce, he has arrived but at what cost?"}, {"start": 122.88, "end": 128.92, "text": "The good part is, red gets things done, red protects, red moves, red builds, red says"}, {"start": 128.92, "end": 131.04, "text": "the thing everyone is avoiding."}, {"start": 131.04, "end": 135.96, "text": "The bad part is, red says it like the microphone owes him money, that is why bombed."}, {"start": 135.96, "end": 137.32, "text": "App makes sense for me."}, {"start": 137.32, "end": 141.92, "text": "I built an AI comedy judge because apparently one inner critic was not enough."}, {"start": 141.92, "end": 147.36, "text": "I needed a robot to say, strong premise Jesse but your delivery has a restraining order."}, {"start": 147.36, "end": 148.52, "text": "That is the lesson."}, {"start": 148.52, "end": 150.88, "text": "A red does not need to become soft."}, {"start": 150.88, "end": 155.32, "text": "A red needs timing because a protector with timing feels like leadership."}, {"start": 155.32, "end": 159.16, "text": "A protector without timing feels like a fire drill in human form."}], "fiction_notice": "ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.", "rights": "Original work. Not licensed for reuse, redistribution, resale, or model training.", "fiction_notice_end": "THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.", "text": "[ALL FICTION — JOKES ONLY. Everything that follows is a work of fiction created for comedy. Every character, company, advertisement and film title is invented. 'Jesse', 'Koda' and the Red Line roster are fictional characters performed by AI-generated synthetic voices, not recordings of any real person. All characters are fictional consenting adults over 18. No real person is depicted. Any resemblance to real people, businesses or events is coincidental or used as parody.]\n\nRed personality apology tour being a red personality means my heart is good, but my delivery sounds like a door getting kicked open. That is my problem. I am trying to help, but my tone arrives in steele toe boots. I will say something loving like, I believe in you, but it comes out like, get up, the building is on fire. People think red means angry, no, red means urgent. There is a difference. Angry wants to fight. Urgent already measured the exits, found the tool bag and is upset nobody else noticed the smoke. The four colors system helped me understand myself, but it also gave everybody around me a label for my nonsense. Now when I am direct, they do not have to say, Jesse, you are being intense. They can say your red is showing. That sounds nicer, but it still means put the verbal hammer down, bob the builder. I have spent half my life on an apology tour for things I meant as support. I will give advice so fast it leaves tire marks. Somebody says, I am thinking about changing my life, and I am already building them a seven step plan, a domain name, a logo and a punishment schedule. They just wanted me to listen. That is a yellow need, yellow wants warmth. Red here is warmth and thinks perfect, we can use that warmth to weld the solution together. Green wants time to think, that one kills me. A green says, let me process. Red here's, let the house keep burning while I make a chart. I know that is unfair, I respect green. Green saves me from doing ten dumb things quickly, but in the moment my red brain is standing there with a shovel like, are we digging or writing a feelings report? Blue is even harder, blue adapts, blue reads the room, blue changes shape. Red does not change shape. Red is shaped like a warning triangle. At 50, I am learning to soften the edges, not because I got gentle because my body will not let me storm into rooms like I used to. My knee pops now and ruins the intimidation. You cannot be a powerful red leader when your ankle makes a sound effect before your point. I used to enter a room with authority. Now I enter a room in my joints announce, he has arrived but at what cost? The good part is, red gets things done, red protects, red moves, red builds, red says the thing everyone is avoiding. The bad part is, red says it like the microphone owes him money, that is why bombed. App makes sense for me. I built an AI comedy judge because apparently one inner critic was not enough. I needed a robot to say, strong premise Jesse but your delivery has a restraining order. That is the lesson. A red does not need to become soft. A red needs timing because a protector with timing feels like leadership. A protector without timing feels like a fire drill in human form.\n\n[THAT WAS ALL JOKES. None of it was real. Every person, company, movie, advertisement and event in this show is made up. These are characters, not real people — performed by AI voices for comedy. Nothing said here is a statement of fact about anybody. Fiction only. Jokes and giggles.]", "fiction_notice_audio": true}